This is a “videogame trailer” in 2017

>this is a “videogame trailer” in 2017
Wtf is wrong with this industry

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Kojima is off the fucking rails. That is what's "wrong."

This is what happens when you let a Mad Man out of his cell.

Are people really this freaked out over tame imagery? Why is everyone so surprised?

You just don't get it!!!

because of retards like

yeah fuck this, I wish they'd just make more sequels to our beloved franchises instead of trying anything new.

>videogame trailer
>ZERO gameplay

Only spergs twist their panties up in a knot over nonsense like that
As though anything now can have gameplay you can't already play somewhere else.

>we could tease people and keep them speculating over what the fuck is going on in our new game that seems to be working so far
>or we could just blow our load and reveal it all to them right now

>Kojima
>gameplay

It would be nice to have SOMETHING. I mean, besides pregnant Norman Reedus.

>battle-angel-alita-trailer.jpg

who is crazier? hideo kojima, or the guy that handed hideo kojima a blank cheque after playing mgsv?

Kojimbo should stop adding "humor" into his games, it's always been so forced.
>haha johnny went poopy in his pants

where the hell are my dippers?

The people who still fall for Kojima's bullshit. Just watch how after all these "fukken insane trailers omg", which is what happened with MGSV.

itt: buttblasted faggots

That was genuinely creepy.

Baby in stomach is what the horror genre was missing all along! How could we not see it before?!?

Oh wait, you're just a sony.gger gobbling up Kojimas shit. Nvm.

Love him or hate him you have to admit Kojima is one of the most interesting people in the industry. The very fact we all know his name and work says enough, and whenever he does something all eyes are on him, ready to love or hate his unique visions.

this but ironically

Exactly what is this "new" that is being tried here? Artsy imagery or nogameplay? Cause both are well-overdone in indieshit and aren't new.

New game. You play as a baby trying to escape the womb.

No, i mean creepy as in "what kind of sick mind would think of something like this?" creepy.
Kojima is a little too obsessed with babies.

More like
>this is a sci-fi "videogame trailer" in 2017.
Still it doesnt help that the trailer explains almost nothing about the game itself which is dumb-dumb-ba-dumb

The people who say it's creepy are ironically the creepy ones.

You think things are strange because there's a baby? Grow the fuck up.

DUDE LOVECRAFT LMAO

lol :^)

Cinematic fuckers.

I'll admit that he's one of the most overrated, and, considering his twitter spam and hollywood obsession, also one of the most annoying and shallow cunts in the business with the most droning fanbase ever. Is the a single other gamedev who could get away with the shit Kojima pulls? Rightfully no. But apparently Kojima is special, he could shove literal shit into the eyes of his loyal KWO hamsters and be lauded as God for it.

I'm surprised it has zero substance. You can't tell a damn thing about the game other than that it's trying so hard to be wacky and strange. I only know it's a third person shooter because that's the default setting for video games. I'm not even asking for gameplay, it's just that it's impossible to tell anything about the plot, setting, and characters in 8 minutes. That's a problem for something that was announced a year ago. It'd be acceptable for a 30 second teaser.

This all genuinely pleases me because I'm a 2deep4u Evangelion faggot but I'm not naive enough to think this game is going to live up to any of this. I will be genuinely surprised in 2047 if this game is actually worth while.

At least you get grafux by Guerrila.

>ywn be Kojima, listening to your amazing taste in music while you write crazy stories for your next game, then getting your favourite actors to be in it, hang out with them partying and taking selfies then going back to a hotel room and fucking Stephanie together as bros.

>ywn be made or Norman double teaming joosten along with Kojima.

Why even fucking bother?!

I want this game to be good, but I don’t understand the utter hype that follows it. If it ends up being enjoyable, great. But if this isn’t Kojima’s version of a self-insert friendfiction- idk what is

fans of his work appreciate his unique brand of humor and coolness, so anything, even a little cinematic, gets the hype going. he could release nothing but trailers like this up until release date and I'd still buy it.

Anti Kojima soy boys seem to forget that the only thing lackluster about mgsv was the story. The gameplay was amazing and many of us have put over a hundred if not hundreds of hours into playing it.

>gameplay was amazing
>stealth game in open world
>sneak into generic slav-filled hut #9683!
Kojikeks never change

I won’t lie- same. His shit may not be perfect, but it’s always entertaining at least. Honestly the more ridiculous he gets with it, the better. I hope I goes wild with Death Stranding

Will it make me regret my words and fapping to quiet this time?

It all makes sense in the plotline.

Basically this universe and the dark universe are colliding. Humanity fucked up and its constant need for resources and technology led to a bad decision which ripped apart the fabric of our universe and the darkverse. The dark universe is the exact opposite of this universe. Trees exhale carbon dioxide, rain kills you, gravity is reversed and when someone dies in an area where the universes are close they live in the darkverse as a monster kind of thing that walks under the ground upside down. As member of the corpse disposal unit you have the important job of removing bodies in this universe so they won't seep into the darkverse and make it bigger. In the darkverse time is wacky and you age rapidly to combat this the CDU uses scuba tanks but instead of air you use fetuses who are kept separated from the effects of the darkverse in a special container and the wearer feeds of the life force, potential life of the fetus to renew their own life, time left since a fetus is both alive and not alive( its an abortion metaphor) and hence can exist in both dimensions at once.
Norman, you is pulled into the midway point. The universe halfway between this one and that where both exist at same time. In the process the potential life of the fetus is drawn into Norman and thus to avoid a paradox by killing an unliving being Norman himself is negated from the negative effects of the darkverse as the fetus needs Norman to be alive/not alive.
Once there Norman can see the links that bind the two universes together, oil, water, death, life death is simply the other end of a string of life you cannot have death without life. As you water a plant to make it grow you are at the same time killing it as it's life brings it closer to its death. Undoing these binds will destroy both universes. In this midverse he can't die since its not a concept with the fetus so he struggles. Simple concept

Nothing to be hyped about yet, but I for one am happy they're not spoiling everything on this game.

>The gameplay was amazing and many of us have put over a hundred if not hundreds of hours into playing it.
the gameplay is easy and grindy
if you put hundreds of hours into it you're a brainlet

What blood sacrifice must I performed to ensure Kojima reveals next to nothing until release so it’s a total surprise

Reminder the "dont breathe" shenanigans where already done in Deadly Premonition

I'm sure you're a leading expert for this sort of thing.

Just how much money went into this game already? There's no way it'll make broke even.

Brrrrapppppp

I don't know what people find objectionable about the trailer, the story looks genuinely fascinating, nobody knows what the fuck is going on. Kojima's games have ALWAYS been story heavy, if you expected a character action game then you should ask yourself why

>BOSS LOOK OUT, THE ENEMY SNIPER

it's easy tell a ton of things provided you aren't a blubbering retard like yourself

I thought this was another werid jap porn game when i first saw it on Sup Forums

Babies are ugly fuckers

you were a baby once

SEETHING

These guys are all Kojimo dicksuckers so they won't say so but I agree with you user.

It's so fucking nonsensical it's almost parody.

So you guys are self-admitted retards then?

He was great in King of Queens

like what

Nature is so cruel

no I'm just not poor and haven't had a bad experience with a kojima game. I fail to see how that makes me "retarded"
if a film is coming out by a director you like do you have to know the entire script and see every behind the scene shot and hoarde every single thing about it before watching it?

It's perfect that you didn't explain anything. Just like the shitty trailer.

agreed. tired of seeing this bullshit and no gameplay. put up or shut up kojima, quit fucking around and show us how it's gonna work

why are you here, there's hundreds of other things you can be doing other than whining about a game trailer.
>i-it's fucking gay and stuid, I can't tell anything about da game... fucking retarded durpa dur
no one cares man, go play something else or read a book or get a sex change operation, something, anything

Who cares. There's plenty of other games out there for you to play. Let people play what they want to whilst you play what you want to.

Is there overlap between Kojima dicksuckers and Snyderfags?

>"sorry it must be 2deep4u"
>"muh visionary"
Seems like it.

chop your dicks off and throw them in a field somewhere

This is all my speculating so I could be wrong, but my assumptions are:
An "explosion" happens, might be metaphorical but probably a literal explosion considering the crater shown at the end, and it changes the world in drastic ways. First of all these weird fuckin alien things are all over the place, they want humans. There are normal humans and "special" humans, probably identified with golden skulls. You can see a golden skull on the bodybag that gets taken by the alien and the floating guy in the trailer "probably Mads considering he does the same gesture and also has supernatural powers" has the golden skull as well. I'm gonna assume these people can be transformed into the aliens, assuming all humans can't be. It's already a prescedent that humans can be turned into aliens because in the first trailer the baby Norman is holding turns invisible and leaves black handprints, just like the aliens do. Considering this it's safe to assume that when the baby vaporizes the body bag into black goo and an alien floats out from it, another alien is created. If we continue to assume that only the "golden skull" humans can be turned into aliens, that would have to mean the babies are part of this too since it happens to the baby in the first trailer. This would explain why when the characters hold the babies close to them it actives the scanner things on their shoulders. The babies are either an energy source or the scanner just needs a similar type of being nearby to scan for the aliens or some shit like that. An energy source makes more sense but that becomes a little iffy considering norman holds the baby close to his suit and it activates, instead of just having to connect the baby to it, but whatever. Anyway something is probably wrong with humans, at least the ones we've seen so far. The only humans we see not holding babies are Mads, who is a gold skull with special powers, Norman who I'll get to in a bit, and the guy trapped under the truck. cont.

some people wanna talk about games instead of speculating some hack's 2deep4u story or circlejerking over mediocre waifus

Baby kun is my favorite character from this game already, he is just so cute.

I can't stop watching

This, it's just sad at this point. Some people learned nothing from V.

V was great, just flawed. totally worth 20 dollars.

>V was great
That's an insult to actually great games.

The guy under the truck starts rapidly aging when the other dude tries to save him, so if we assume the truck crash just happened I'm gonna guess the dude had a baby, but lost it in the crash, and that's why he starts aging rapidly. The reason this doesn't happen to Norman is shown by the OP pic which all brainlets like to point at and say that the game is just random nonsense because they can't think on their own for 2 seconds. The baby probably symbolizes that Norman has the same immunity that's normally granted by having a baby near by. Whether or not he literally has a baby inside him is another story. The surgical scar Norman has on his abs in the first trailer seems to imply that it could be, but who knows.

There's also a lot of emphasis put on water. All 3 trailers feature water in some way, the first taking place near a coast line, the second in a sewer, and the third has a scene under an ocean, plus it's raining for the first part. Considering this those scenes in the third trailer where gravity seemingly turns off seem a lot more like "floating up from under the water" to me. When norman appears in that ocean after the big explosion, it shows the baby inside him and he wakes up, maybe implying the babies are the "anchor" to the real world and keep you safe from where ever that water world was. When he wakes up he coughs up black ink and a bunch of bugs, and those bugs float upwards like they're still underwater. Don't really have a reason for that but its interesting to note the sequence of events. Also there's that weird creature that picks up bodies as they float to the surface. No idea what that is but it is an additional detail to show how connected the aliens are to water.

That's all I got off the top of my head, I'd probably have more to say if I thought about it longer. I could be wrong about a lot of stuff, but the point of these trailers is clearly to speculate about the truth rather than have it handed to you, which I appreciate.

Last thing I want to say is if you're shitting on the game for not showing any gameplay in the trailers yet that is 100% valid to say and I agree with you, but the problem arises when you say you can't gather ANYTHING from the trailers, including about the plot. That's just bullshit and shows you aren't willing to actually think.

I wish someone could do this in video form.

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If the logo before that trailer was Naughty Dog, would you do all that effort?

what's wrong with naughty dog

babby

Regardless of the quality of the game, this trailer was very entertaining.

you dont know shit about great games

If the trailers were exactly the same otherwise then probably, I really like the atmosphere in them, especially the first one and the last part of the third with the crater and the 5 floating aliens.

Since you asked that question I'm assuming you think I'm a kojima dick sucker, but that's not the case. His recent works have had pretty shit stories, especially 5. But that doesn't mean he has no talent. Name a game made by Naughty Dog that has a story as good or better than MGS2. To this day I believe the speech the patriots give about the information age is the best speech from any video game and I'm hoping Kojima is able to tap into the same talent that allowed him to make MGS2 with death stranding.

Someone's working on it guaranteed

>paid 20 dollars for mgsv
>put about 100 hours in to it in a few sittings
it was great by my standards

Hack.

To me, nothing. But it's not the content of what we're being shown that people are hyping. It's just the myth that Kojima will make something out of that mess.

Why is there a baby inside someone's large intestine?
>t.medfag

Gaming has changed.
It's no longer about fun, enjoyment, or entertainment. It's an endless series of micro transactions, pushed by publishers and developers.
Gaming--and it's consumption of money--has become a well-oiled machine.
Gaming has changed.
Season pass-locked games offer season pass-locked weapons, push season pass-locked gear. Microtransactions inside their systems enhance and regulate their profitability.
Content control, information control, emotion control, lootbox control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
Gaming…has changed.
The age of entertainment has become the age of profit, all in the name of averting catastrophe from displeasing the shareholders, and he who controls the profit, controls production.
Gaming…has changed.
When the game development is under publisher control, DLC becomes routine.

>this is a "videogame trailer" in 2004
youtube.com/watch?v=GW_is7yL6_U

>But it's not the content of what we're being shown that people are hyping.
um yes, people are in fact discussing the content of the trailer. learn to read.

>Implying any baby will make it out alive

The best possible thing they could do for MGS at this point is to retcon everything after the first game and proceed either very carefully or not at all with a new 2.

Doubt.
We reached a point even David Cage trailers show more gameplay.

Sup Forums is filled with so many sissies these days

this shit is fucking tame as fuck

The massive difference being is that trailer was shown to media, not players. And they were given chance to play the game.
ign.com/articles/2004/05/12/e3-2004-silent-hill-4-the-room-hands-on
Where's the death stranding hands on?

If you're going to try and act like things were different at least try and lie about something you were old enough to experience yourself so your lies aren't as obvious.

>MGS2 hipsters are the ones hyping this shit
I should have guessed it were you faggots.