Botw

Why did Nintendo drop the ball so hard with Ganon's fight?

the game was a solid 9/10 up until that point
also why no post-end game with the Castle clean of malice

how come all the dungeons and bosses look exactly the same

Finally went and beat the game last night, holy shit what a joke. Beat him in 1 try and I can't even remember a single attack he did. The final light arrow shot was cool, but everything leading up to that was underwhelming as hell.

Thats why I don't want to finish the game, I need 1 more divine beast and like 2 shrines. I don't feel the need to beat it.

>The final light arrow shot was cool,
he doesn't even attack you

it's literally a giant target

For starters, the fact that you only had to fight half life ganon if you previously beated the dungeon was a really stupid move from nintendo.
The final shoot was too cinematic. At first I didn't figure out you had to fly to shoot the arrow at the ganon's forehead and I was stuck with an endless high pitched loop

>At first I didn't figure out you had to fly to shoot the arrow at the ganon's forehead
I'm half sure I shot him from the ground.

I tried that a lot but I didn't succed, maybe i ended up being stressed from the annoying loop

I decided to just head straight to the castle after releasing fishgirl and fucking about for a bit. Now I'm at the end fight with 5 hearts and keep getting whacked by Thundercunt's 2nd stage. Bastard.

spoiler tip: throw a metal weapon at him to electrocute him

Ya I just ram one of those posts up his ass. The problem is when he gets huffy and does his melee combo, and even with +2 elec resist it hits hard. Figure I'll just have to git gud or something for the first time since I started playing last week.

to be fair, electric and water are the only two "difficult" ones until you learn their gimmick

fire and wind are gg ez

What happens if you run away from the final boss?

it says something like "you're too far you pussy, get back and fight"

kinda like when you drive against traffic in driving games

You can't, there is a "Miasma wall" or something in the final battle of you run away too much.

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Calamity Ganon's spider skeleton form was original and I liked it a lot. The big pink boar that you just easily shoot at, not so much.

I wish we got a classic "gerudo" ganon form with a voice before it

I didn't know that I could parry beams so I had to stall Ganon for the time needed for Urbusa's Fury to recharge so I could throw him out of the invincibility state.

I played all the game by timing the use of the run button for the guardian lasers, I got so good at it that I usually sidestepped the laser by only using the sound of the beam and without having the guardian in my field of vision

now Imagine applying this kind of effort to finding yourself a job

Nah, it works this way.

It makes sense that Ganondorf, being the incarnation of Demise' hatred, would eventually devolve from the intelligent Gerudo king and become, well, an incarnation of pure hatred.

Knowing what Ganondorf was like all the way back in OoT (over 10100 years before BoTW in the timeline) makes seeing what he's become all the more disturbing. And tragic.

>back in OoT (over 10100 years before BoTW in the timeline)

ok sweetie explain why the sheikah towers are not visible in OOT, since they're even "newer"

>finding yourself a job
for what purpose?

Underground.

but the ranch is at the same (sea) level

Honestly it's retarded that this game has no fucking post game content, the entire game is just POWER UP TO FIGHT GANON, when just doing the Beasts is enough to make him a joke, then the DLC just makes you even more OP to take on a boss that's a joke

fun fact: I decimated tons of lynels to go up the castle with 9 Savage Lynels bows

and then zelda gives you the bow of light

Deep, deep underground.

>don't even get to keep the bow

fun fact: the Twilight Bow from the amiibo shoots the same light arrows and are not affected by gravity
you can even use it in the final battle

talk about pay2win

>You get the Bow of Light and do a boss on horseback as you take on a Colossus sized Ganon
>Except he doesn't even change direction let alone move and you just shoot glowing weak points with an infinite ammo weapon
Jesus Christ how do retards give this game a 10 when this ending is so fucking shit

horses are so shit I just jumped off mine and starte walking around ganon and shooting the targets

that's how not threatening he was
jesus