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STR vs DEX edition

The STR self paralysis

This is clearly low INT vs LUCK

>white people """fighting"""

where's the STR or DEX in this? it's just two stupid faggots

Jesus, dude broke his own neck.

>Sup Forums thinks this is STR

What an embarrassing way to go out.

Where are the DEXFags now?

geez.. why people need to be so stupid and fight on the street. If you wanna brawl go to a boxing gym

This actually made me do that shit where you bring your hand and cover your mouth. I think it was just out of shear bafflement of fucking up so hard you break your own neck.

haha, you still mad that lomachenko fucked up rigo

Heat of the moment and lack of self control, usually stemming from insecurities, thus the need to prove a point.

both of them are utter shit. A low tier dexboxer would have knocked the left guy out immediately

soyboy fighting

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>le mcdojo keyboard fighter

Just go for a light jog around that fat fuck for 5 minutes and you've won the fight.

it's like a cartoon holy shit.

can't the 60kg easily win since the fatty is SLOW as fuck?, the webm just show what happens if you stand still as a retard against the fat.

>SUBALUWA

no fucking way that guy is 260kg. I was a land whale at my 6'2 and the higher I got was 130Kg

brah just aim for the legs

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>bob.webm

Why the fucker didn't cover his head? That guy has you, get ready for a fucking punch. It wasn't even that fast

180-200 at best

reminds me of in toribash how you'd use all of your bodies potential forces including the neck if possible. he extended all his limbs and didn't forsee the possibility of himself getting dq'd or in this case the very irl version of dq'd where you like, die.

and this is why blacks always fight whites 3 on 1. Anything less and they get destroyed.

It was an elbow.

No. The little guy isn't fast enough to dodge every single punch/kick, and it only takes one. Muscle makes you faster up to a certain point and that little guy doesn't look like he has any to start with.

Was that a fucking million dollar dream?

don't know why but that slow-mo shot looked like a scene straight out of GTA5 when you die, fuck

They're usually drunk.

>260kg

lmao stupid slavs think they're fooling anyone. that guy is 400lbs at most

Found the fatty

because it's mma and he didnt know whether or not he was about to be taken down or hit

the best part about posting boxing and mma webms is that there's always goofs on the outside acting like they know better than pro fighters

how the fuck is left guy still breathing holy shit, i saw guys getting half the whammy this guy got and fell down blacked out

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well, yes, sorry, but my point still stands

you don't become a pro fighter without the natural ability to take shots

he was obviously tired and disoriented as fuck

Is this the /mma/,/fight/ general? /asp/ is autistic as fuck and I don’t want to get banned to fight webms

I do boxing, I didn't think about the possibility of being taking down. I still think he should have priorized covering his head, but the guy does it so calmly that it looks slower than it actually is, so the other guy looks so helpless you can't help but thinking he did something very wrong

Always been curious. Is the black guy actually a bad mannered prick or is it just a persona? I know even boxers and mma fighters can have personas, though obviously not as extreme as WWE shit.

And you don't become a pro fighter without the ability to defend yourself when somebody is hitting you either, yet there he still is.

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Speed doesn't matter since it's not like being fat makes them that slow, and most fat people that actually get into fights tend to grab you and use their weight to throw you around(since if they actually start throwing punches they get winded very quickly. Notice how that fat guy is already drenched in sweat).

Most of them are used to throwing their weight around though, and can't take a punch to the jaw. Alternatively if you can somehow knock them down you've basically won.

>implying Sup Forums knows anything at all about fighting

Go back to your armchairs, fagots.

Is this real

It's a real piece of fiction if that's what you mean?

fighters get tired, buddy. That webm was slomo, in real time that combo happened within a second and the fight ended shortly after via tko.

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kek a rear naked choke. that nigger had no shot even if he did know how to get out of it, he spent too long in the choke to try.

he's 100% dead

why would cute boys be fighting?

I don't think there are many things more satisfying to see than a self-centered prick getting shut down despite a tough guy act.

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WASTED

Serious question: how things end up like this?

I'm a professional neet and I can't even imagine a situation were two young men decide to fight on the street on a developed country.

Kid in the blue has heart at least

Did you forget that alcohol exists?

Go outside you sheltered baby

Normie first world problems. Don't stress over it too much.

arguing who gets master's cock first.
remember to satisfy both your sissies otherwise this could happen to you.

alcohol and peer pressure lead to nigga moments