>MC accidentally touch girl's ass in a vidya
>MC is embarrassed, girl giggles
>do this accidentally in real life
>look of disgust from girl, girl tells her friends, they glare at you
Why is this shit allowed? I'm Sup Forums as fuck but can admit these messages confuse me sometimes
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i wish someone touched my ass
It is because you aren't MC.
I remember back in secondary school this girl Amy Cussen fucking slapped my arse and all these years I was thinking if I did the same to her she would freak and I would get kicked out
>tfw no girl will ever kyaaa baka hentai at you and blush
DELET THIS
>I'm Sup Forums as fuck
>I'm Sup Forums as fuck
>IMG_7556.png
nope
Had exactly the the same experience. Girl would grab my ass all the time, but it was very clear she wasn't actually interested, and if I did something even close to similar, it would have disasterous consequences.
Actually it sounds about right.
second post best post
Spbp
>REAL FEMALES DON'T BEHAVE LIKE THEY DO IN MY MADE UP FANTASY ANIMES AND GAMES WHERE THEY'RE WRITTEN BY HORNY ASIAN DUDES
wow no fucking shit, OP.
Get out of your basement for once.
>i like girls
fucking gay
>playing weebtrash
>thinking it's real life
what the absolute fuck are you talking about
>MC accidentally touch a girl's ass
>although he apologizes she proceeds to beat the living shit out of him for the lulz
and this shit happened today to me
>flying on plane
>stand up from seat to go to bathroom
>on way back turbulence shakes the plane violently
>I fall and literally land my face on the ass of a woman, hitting her really hard
>apologize
>woman says its okay, even though she was visibly hurt
in what world do you fucking live?
It's just a prank, vros, guys take shit too seriously.
I take that Trump's the MC then?
You remind me of a friend I had He too thought video game logic applied to real life. For example. He ate some mushrooms he found on his lawn because mar io ate them. All that happened to him was that his parents rushed him to the hospital and got his stomach pumped.
It's actually ___me___.
trump is the villain you silly billy
>Do this genuinely accidentaly.
>She realizes and doesn't mind
>OP "accidentally" touches ass
>Girl realizes it wasn't accidental at all and looks at you with disgust
I see nothing wrong, OP, you're a retard.
Can I get a Chad MC and a Virgin BC
You weren't cute enough to get away with it. Enjoy the sexual harassment charges.
YOU ARE THE HERO OF YOUR STORY
I got squished by a girl in an overpacked bus once.
She was really into it, but I wasn't because she was a fatty.
>MC accidentally sees girl stepping out of shower
>Girl proceeds to try and fucking kill MC
Bonus points if the girl shouldn't have even been there, like if it was the MC's own house. This is type of crap is stupidest trope ever.
nah I'm not even a supporting character
I'm the faceless extra that dies offscreen
Did you catch a good whiff?
>do this accidentaly
>girl sue
>get kicked out of university
>become alcoholic
If you're ugly and do something against a girl, it's creepy. If you're attractive and do something against a girl, it's cute.
>watching one of my animes
>girl grabs the MC's shirt with her thumb and index fingers to say something to the MC is about to walk away
>talking with a qt at work she forgets to tell me something and does the anime thing
>my kokoro when
Have you given into Despair yet!? Find your strength today!
When I'm on a crowded bus, I usually grab ass and tits, I don't give a fuck, try it, but make it subtle, you'll be surprise how many women are horny enough to let a complete stranger grab her mandokas
>do this accidentally in real life
>accidentally
Sure you did, buddy.
of course not
it hurt a fucking lot
You were supposed to do it back and give no fucks. If you were alpha about it and proved you have balls, it would change their view of you.
>be ugly irl
>be alpha
>constantly flirt with girls
>dont give a shit when they insult you
>eventually they stop insulting you
>eventually you can slap their ass and get a giggle
its not hard guys
>mfw i'm just a meaningless NPC in the game of real life
"Things That Never Happened" for 600
t. roastie trying to ruins anons' life
One of the first jobs I ever had there was a girl there who would grab my nipples and squeeze and twist them as hard as she could while laughing. Would've been grounds for instant termination and a police report if genders were reversed, but since I'm a guy I get told to suck it up. It wasn't funny, it wasn't cute, it wasn't endearing, it was outrageously painful, and violating and disruptive.
>mc accidentally touches girl
old hat
Well it wasnt your fault, if a plane shakes violently enough to thrash people around having a man's face buried in your ass is probably the least of your concerns. I've been working at the airport for ten years and i've seen people with fractured bones because of planes entering air pockets.
that's not how it works anymore.
t. Virgin that has never been on the subway or bus.
Buddy, try it, be subtle, you'll be surprised, honestly.
I don't get it why you people despise the idea of grabbing hobabalongas
wow dude are you gay?
>My crush at work is stressing because of how much was on her list of stuff that needed to be done.
>Tell her she needs to calm down, and I'll take care of some stuff for her (I try to help all my coworkers, by the way)
>She gets really happy and gives me a big smile and says, "Thanks user! You really are the best!"
>Thought that kind of language and shit was only used in Japanese media.
>accident
cause u ughleh
>people, specially women, don't hug or kiss on the cheek someone when they are happy about something
Dude, what country are you from? Isn't it normal to greet/say goodbye women with a hug and a kiss? Do I live in Chadland?
See how much you enjoy it when a 300 lb landwhale that routinely insists "I'd be like a 9/10 if I lost weight" physically assaults you for a joke while you're trying to do your job.
>stumbles and falls on her
>she ends up on top
Why am i even questioning it?
he is literally the main antagonist you fucking retard
exactly precisely it wasn't my fault it is an accident and people will forgive it
>fractured bones because of air pockets
jesus christ
Now turn it around and punch her in the face as hard as you fucking can, hurrr suddenly it's not funny anymore durrrr
Was she a gross fatty or attractive but very chubby?
he lunged forward to grab the book while she was doing a spinning motion to evade him
not that crazy honestly
That is normal here, in Uruguay.
At the very least a kiss on the cheek or a big hug is a way to say hello or goodbye.
>Why am i even questioning it?
Cause you are a weak faggot with little to no muscle who rarely does any sort of physical activity.
Since you can still move your body while falling you know.
He means gay
What's the least painful way to practice flirting?
I'm kind of glad that isn't the case. I'm already a social mess. Don't need physical contact to make me feel worse.
senpai is too beta for that
There was a girl I was friends with in high school, butter face but banging body. She was kind of an attention whore so it got to the point where me and a friend realized she was super ok with being groped. We made a dumbass game out of it in Chem where whoever groped her the most won. I sat behind her and he was to the right. Spent that entire semester grabbing her tits and ass every time the prof wasnt looking. One of my biggest regrets is never going to a party where she got blitz'd and I could have spent the night just slamming that fucking amazing ass
>You missed out on teenage sexual relations.
>You will never be 16 and fuck a 15 year old.
>liking girls
what's wrong with you faggots?
Depends, and I'm not saying this to be a cunt, are you capable of making female friends?
Usually you'll meet at least one that you flirt with all the time even though you both know you don't want to fuck each other.
If you enter an air pocket you're lucky if you get out of it with just a few bruises, air pockets are not like turbulence, they are sneaky assholes and pilots cant tell if there's one in their path. The plane will plummet like a sack full of rocks and if you happen to not have your seat belt fastened (which is the most likely scenario) it's going to suck for everyone. But if you're extra unlucky the plane will not recover and you can figure out the rest.
>Usually you'll meet at least one that you flirt with all the time even though you both know you don't want to fuck each other.
Wrong. I want to fuck her, but she doesn't wanna fuck me. That's alright with me, though. Playful flirting is still fun.
>Since you can still move your body while falling you know.
Cool, jump off a building and move your body as you fall. I need it for scientiffic research.
>baaaaw it was her turn
Don't give up user.
Ay fuck you nerd dont judges who are into girly shit m8 okay. Since sure it is a little fruity to be into something ultra girly like girls. But still to each his own m8
please touch me
>he thinks he's the MC
Lmao you're the NPC named 'Weird Overweight Man' whose every sentence ends with either an exclamation mark or ...
nah it's over
>I'm Sup Forums as fuck
holy shit that's the most reddit thing i've ever heard
That sounds fucking retarded. Who goes around doing this to people? Was she raised by monkeys?
Saying "that's the most redit thing I've ever heard" is literally redit. Fuck off, faggot.
Story time
>As a kid go to one of those ghetto ass carnivals that come to town once a year
>Get the all you ride wrist bands for 15 bucks and decide to go on rides with my bros
>Get on one of those spinner rides where you just stand and get pushed against the seat because it spins so fast
>decide to be a retard autist and stand up on and sit up on the seat while it spinning
>Instantly fall face first on some girls chest (only got to feel up one girl. so this is big for me at the time)
>Instantly panic and keep trying to get up but all I end up doing is flopping around on her milk bags like a retarded trout
>apologize as im doing this over and over while she sits there with a mixture of embarrassment and shock
>Finally the ride ends... my friend are dying laughing while I sit there red as fuck
>I apologize again but the girl just kinda laughs finally and I offer to buy her some shitty carnival food as a apology.
>she refuses and goes along
I still get embarrassed thinking of it today and I'm married and old as fuck
Well it is okay in the end, hurt or not. Shes not supid she knows it was an accident.
Chad Thundercock slaps a woman in the ass, she gets mad at him for 0.5 seconds and then immediately gets flirty with him, they fuck soon after.
Ugly 3/10 subhuman with a receded chin does the same and she calls the police. No matter how "confident" he is.
It's literally 100% looks. The reason some men get away with behavior you'd be arrested for is not because of their "attitude", it's because they are fucking attractive and you're not.
REMINDER THAT IF WOMEN DON'T GET VISIBLY NERVOUS AND START GIGGLING LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS IN YOUR PRESENCE, YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE TO THEM. They consider you a non-sexual being. You are sexually invisible to them.
An exclamation point or what? You just kinda trailed off there.
This
the only game I can think of that does this is final fantasy 9
>thinks shit on moe games applies to real life
you need to get in touch with reality asap
>I'm Sup Forums as fuck
I'm more Sup Forums than anyone else here.
>it's 100% looks
You're mistaken, even if you look like a chad but you act like one of the posters in this thread women still don't want you. You need to look great physically and not have a noticeably dysfunctional personality. If you can hide it, then you're okay.
>That's alright with me, though
I hope you're being honest because that shit tends to tear people up inside.
I am being honest. Would love to fuck the ever loving shit out of her, but I don't really harbor romantic feelings for her.
How do I trust people, Sup Forums?
Fuck. That.
Just when I thought I couldn't hate flying more than I already do
I saw my roommate put a mug of beer on girls fatass once, never met her before, just does it and laughs. Ends up fucking her that night...
I wish I was like that.
>I apologize again but the girl just kinda laughs finally and I offer to buy her some shitty carnival food as a apology
Are you fucking retarded? You should've asked for her number. She was going to say no regardless, the difference is that you wouldn't have seemed like such a cuck.
Shut up and gimme quest info you swine
With skepticism. Everybody deserves a fair chance at being trusted, but be skeptical of it. There's different levels of trust that have different levels of consequences. Try not to treat every little mistrust as the end of the world.
user I was 16 and embarrassed as fuck. I guess we can't all just be as cool as you huh?
No I'm Sup Forumser than you
>tfw procedurally generated npc