What are some games that require you to follow incorrect or impossible instructions?

What are some games that require you to follow incorrect or impossible instructions?

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Morrowind

rollin'

Time to suck my cock

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Bioshock

How are you supposed to crawl with your hands in the air?

youtube.com/watch?v=M62Va6Ft2cw

Video for all of you living under a rock

>tells him exactly what to do with his hands or he'll shoot him
>the guy reaches behind his back anyway

It was justified. You know how the entire situation could have been avoided? If the retard who got killed hadn't gotten drunk and started pointing his airsoft rifle outside of a fucking hotel window.

Xenoblade Chronicles X

A game you need to read the manual, I've beaten it a few years back, yet never fully understood it.

there's such a thing as not living in murrika

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>Give possibly drunk dude near impossible directions of how to crawl (With ankles crossed and fingers interlaced)
>His pants fall down
>Tries to pull them up instinctively
>Pussy cop takes this as a threat and shoots him SIX (6) TIMES
Stop living in your brainwashed dream society, bootlicker

not trying to defend him but the cop said he should rather fall on his face than lower his hands

i dont want no trouble officer

>shoot someone crawling on the floor
>be not guilty of murder

literally can't find anything more american

sauce on dis

fucking whiteknights too

second youtube link of the thread faggot

by using your knees? by not being fucking retarded?
the girl could do it just fine

Can't handle the sight of a high-test alpha male, faggots?

wew

Search for the definition of "crawl".

If the officer wanted him spend 5 hours shuffling forward with his hands in the air and his leg crossed over on the other leg, he should've said "shuffle forward".

well have fun being shot six times for trying to be a smartass in front of an angry cop with an assault rifle I guess

And legs crossed right

Can an american explain to me why they have to keep shouting at the people to come to them, when they could just froce them to lay on the ground and go to them. Shouting around retarded orders and having a twitchy trigger finger seem like a bad choice.

>Shoots a man while he's crying and trying to pull up his pants

Fucking hilarious. He died with his buttcrack showing on the film too, couldn't even go out with grace.

where the vidya at

>when they could just froce them to lay on the ground and go to them
this is what they actually are supposed to do, usually it requires 3 officers, but they should have been able to deal with the guy since he was obviously terrified, thats the reason this incident is so retarded

resident evil

DON'T MAKE WAVES

even by american standards the cop were retards. some people suggest they were baiting for an excuse to kill him

Holy shit.

Pitchforks and torches are coming for turbo the talking coplet

>He doesn't know how to not make waves
Fuckin jians

video games

WarioWare

It's funny how in the US cops are like a fucking death squad you have to thread carefully with or you'll get shot to death right then and there, and these faggots think this is perfectly ok.

>be American
>someone files a vague report about someone waving something that may or may not be some type of gun near a window
>entire military assault team gets called to my hotel room
>ask me to play a high-speed game of Simon Says
>get 49 out of 50 instructions correct
>mess up the final instruction
>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>"But your honor, it looked like he was reaching for his fully automatic assault waistband"
>"Oh okay, Not Guilty it is then"

OH THE LAND OF THE FREE
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE

It definitely looks that way
>keeps shouting contradicting orders
>keeps shouting about how they're gonna shoot him
>doesn't even try to act calm in an emergency situation, don't know if he was pissed or scared too but a cop shouldn't act that way
But I guess that's America for you.

>Be thug
>Get what you deserve

Its true

roll for Amerifat police state execution

Isn't it remarkable how unfortunate events seem to happen with increased frequency to those who are so stupid that they put themselves in that position to begin with?

>drunk and waving a gun around

Gee.

rolling stones

OPEN THE DOOR

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How the fuck did he get hired to the police force looking like THAT? They can't be that desperate.

How's that boot taste?

I love how i have never heard anything about this on mainstream news channels. Probably because he was white.

Wouldn't know; I'm not one of the retards who end up underneath one due to degenerate activity.

See? This man knows. Keep behaving well citizen, and the police might let you live another day.

>walking out of a hotel room
>degenerate activity

REMINDER THAT THERE'S A FUCKING SHILLS BEHIND THIS THREAD.

Reminder that the cop that does the shouting is the same as the one that shoot.
Reminder that the cop is there because the man who were shot were saw aiming a scoped gun outside his hotel window.

Reminder this whole shit is brigaded by a group that wants to promote anti-cop, pro-blm elements.
Sage and report, sage and report.

> impossible and incorrect instructions thread
> nobody had the idea to post holder of the end
i only have the one that try too hard to be holder of the end bis with a shitty power

you're supposed to crawl with your hands in the air with your left leg crossed over your right leg with your fingers and toes interlocked out of your hotel room

>Reminder that the cop that does the shouting is NOT the same as the one that shoot.

I fucked up.

That's how it works.
You get to own guns if you want.
The police are then allowed to shoot if they suspect you have a gun, which anyone could have.
But you get to own a gun - totally worth it.

>drunk and waving a gun around until the cops show up

He put himself in a shitty situation with his retarded choices. It doesn't excuse the police fucking it up as well, but he never would have ended up in that situation if not for his behavior in the first place.

>Reminder that the cop that does the shouting is the same as the one that shoot.
Indeed. Do you not even realize what he's being critiziced of? Or do you just simply want this (You)?

Are all Americans fascists? Why is there so much hero worship of guns, military and police over there?

how sad is that you spend your time trying to devalue ideas and opinions and fucking 4 chin because you have some paranoid delusional fantasy that your shitpost is somehow relevent in the realm of reality.

kiss that boot soyboy

>someone files a vague report about someone waving something that may or may not be some type of gun near a window

Witness saw a scoped rifle.

>mess up the final instruction
Reaching for his pant is not part of the instruction.

Nobody fucking reach anything under gun point, whether it was pointed by a police or criminal.

How many other fucking case that get THIS MUCH REPOST?

>kiss that boot soyboy

I thought yer lot were thought to use the word 'bootlicker'.
Finally learned to improvised eh.