Secret Hitler

Secret Hitler
secrethitler.io
Brainlets don't even bother playing

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what's the password fuckhead?

purple has been using rage

Just a quick tip for for liberals that 1-6 is the ideal order. Going anything in the back five is acceptable. Reason why you don't chancellor 1-5 in the first five picks is because you don't want to risk giving a fash other president and chancellor right off the bat.

Also once you get through three cards it can make sense to retest one through 3 rather than finish testing out the last few because by that point that point 6 players have been involved and you can possibly secure 3 liberals

I have hitler on my filter to hide so why am I still seeing these fucking threads?

Because you're a brainlet

Because you secretly agree with hitIer.

What is this game? Is it some kind of subtle bash against Trump or something?

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/OddFumblingLyrebird

Password is that Ctrl+Alt+Del comic they made

how are we supposed to join if we don't know the password retards. standard used to be apple but you idiots are using something else

yeah real helpful password there bud

nah, its really fun
read rules tho
rage

loss you fucking moron

how about you just say the fucking password instead of trying to reference a 9 year old joke while actively avoiding any reference to it.

>Brainlets don't even bother playing
try another board or site

I'm not the one who made it loss, I just figured it out

So correct order is chancelloring 6 first? What happens after than? People seem to use different "orders" and it's very confusing

Order.
Yes or no?

this game seems pretty shit

no if ur fasc
yes if ur lib

>Be lib
>Play as a fas playing as a lib playing as a fas

>order cuck
NEVER ORDER

Go one six. If they agree go 2-7 and if they agree go 3-8. If there is a disagreement in the first two you can use the third to figure out one, but I recommend waiting until 4 cards are on the board to retest. Also, optimal strategy for liberals if a red is forced and they are president is to inspect one of the last two players because they aren't automatic chancellor picks.

Not four cards, three cards are on the board shit, I fucked up. never go 4-9, that is full retard for liberals

called order is going 10 first
so it's like 1-10, 2-9 etc.

Cancer
Not video games
Fuck off pol

>ganze
>nob vidoo geims
>fug ov do bol

alright I'm just done, I keep getting disconnected and it's ruining everyone else's game

Fuck off with your general.

>Playing as Hitler
>Kinda tired since its been a few games
>Just stay silent and do nothing
>Ja every election
>Figure I'm going to lose
>The liberals utterly tear into each other
>At some point im labeled as the "safest" pick
>Liberals are constantly bickering about how is frozen who is not frozen
>There is only one fascist policy up
>They fail out
>Top deck a R
>The fighting gets even hotter and turns are faking like five minutes
>They end up failing out again
>Top deck a R
>Now that its in Hitler zone no one wants to do anything
>Still just doing nothing and silently watching
>Its now "to risky" to top deck any more so they all settle on me to be chancellor
>Win
>Find out my fascist buddies didn't do shit to stir the pot and were mostly silent like me
>It was all liberal paranoia
>Win from not even playing the game

Gotta say that was by far the strangest game I ever played.

it's a secret to everyone but hitler

To bad fascists have cooped the order now. In basically every game I play now its a fascist that tries to enforce the order so they can get a speaking role and lead the libs. In all but two games that this has happened the liberals listened to everything he said basically handing the victory to the fascists.

I now automatically freeze anyone that starts talking about the order.

cause it's a secret hitler thread haha

good job now let fascists pick whoever they want instead retard

>thinking the filter actually works
kek

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/BeneficialAdDunlin

No you SHOULD play the order. Just never trust anyone that tries to enforce it.

but im tired of like 6 retards voting ja when they break order and then pass red, it's getting fucking tiring when it's obv fasc play but niggers still give them the policy because #fuckorderlmao

I understand where they are coming from though. Order play makes it WAY to easy to win as liberals. Any lib with half a brain that enforces freezes and uses the order will basically secure a victory. I've seen them pinpoint the fascists before the game even gets to the Hitler zone.

Its a serious weakness of the game in my opinion. In all the games I've played fascists have won maybe 25% of the time and a good chunk of those were from stupid shit like a troll liberal creating a conflict with another liberal by passing a RR and then claiming BRR.

you would think that but then you get random rrr's and fascists passing blue policies

Join me
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/FlakyDoubtfulLemur

Password is rage

I've seen all that but it rarely makes a difference. I was playing Hitler one game and I was passed RB and I played B and no one trusted me saying that a fas can easily play B to look like a lib and in the end they pinpointed me as Hitler and shot me even though I did nothing to identify myself as a fas. It was just process of elimination and getting a CNH that they could keep electing. The reason they shot me? That random RRR you mentioned. They knew it was between me and another guy and the other guy played R so they figured Hitler would play B to cover.

That right there is the one thing that needs to go and I have no idea how it could be done. Once they have a CNH they can just sit there and NEIN everything until he can be reelected.

read it and weep niggers fuck greenfags

ez photoshop

fucking coloreds

Guys name is Gael, never play with him

fuck off gael

I have only played fash once and that one time the fashes won because order made the giant glob of fashes near the middle work and let them elect hitler right after the 3rd policy was enacted because a fash was in power at the time

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF 10

change the password faggots

ahahaha the absolute state of kamatte and greenfags who PAY MONEY for a fucking COLOUR

>Throwing the game
Fuck you hon

blish here, finally got my fucking third-world internet back, sorry for ruining the game lads, blame cumcast

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/PanoramicAliveMarten

rage

dont use rage anymore niggers from global chat are joining the raging at le racism

do you ever tire of being such a nigger

then what do I use

Daily reminder to kill yourself if you think order voting is fun or a viable strategy

>people doubting the early hitler call
Brainlets

We're using the comic pass now boys.

so is this game making fun of liberals calling republicans and trump literally hitler?

No and further more fuck off.

I hate all of you

That game was awesome. Nice call.

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it kinda seems to look like that, you seem a bit ass hurt.

looks like shit desu

>liberals portrayed as wise, well studied individuals
>fascists portrayed as death worshipping alien monsters

is the game fun________ at the very least?

ja

>A game where you have to identify who is a baddie
>Lets probe everyone so we have an idea of the game
>You retards are ruining the game with your antifun strategy REE!!!!!!!

I dont know why i never see this but fashies that vote other fashies and RRR are so stupid, optimal fashie strategy is every fash goes R and takes a lib with him and out of the 4 remaining hitler is bound to get elected chancellor

nein

why is this allowed all day every day when other attempts at Sup Forums to do this with other games were always removed by mods? fuck the mods.

it's satirical and it's ok

being a death worshiping alien monster is most fun

>be fas in a 7 game
>slow game results in one blue until lib win
>but also one red pass until bullets
>6 basically fell face first into proving they fas
>call for stalling topdeck because I’m out of options, somehow get chan and hitler prez
>pass red
>oh my god yes yes yes
>claim BB cause fuck it we’ve won
>we can stall any vote until either dub fas or just topdeck with luck on our side
>mfw hitler shoots me

Can someone explain order/power?

order is when the chancellors are selected in an order aka 1 2 2 3 3 4 4 etc and also it could be 1-10 2-9 3-8 4-7 5-6 then everyone has been tested at that point so the libs can pick that way

>when the fashies are getting crushed but you're lib enough to still get elected

well played

t shitlib that elected you

>when the libs get 4 cards in a row at the start
>But over a long period of time filled with neins and coming close to topdecking several times you pass 3 Rs and hitler is elected as chancellor
The best kind of game

>when there are 3 rrrs in a row

>RRR
>RRR
>RRR
>Hitler elected as chancellor
12/10 never forget

quality game

it's borked lads, I'm sorry

>Sup Forums room
>pw isnt rage

Well then fuck you too faggots

What's with the orderfaggotry today? It wasn't nearly this bad last night.

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/ColossalProfuseGoatRemake
loss

Reminder to blacklist boggler

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Reminder to blacklist greenhell, he may be cute but hes a big bully and hates fun!

Thats what you get for playing in a blind room.

I knew you were liberal five after they glassed you.

Read the rules of the game. It's literally the stated objective for fascists to cause chaos. They can do that very easily if you don't order the game at the start. They can vote for whoever they want, they can lock out whoever they want if they know someone's gonna nein their chancellor choice. They know exactly who everyone is, so it gives them the advantage. Libs don't know who everyone is and have to play detective and figure it out, so it also helps that everything be kept in order so it's easy to remember/note.

If you're a lib and you break order at the start, all of the other libs on your team who are good players will suspect you and you'll draw heat off the actual fascists. I'd be willing to bet you're losing most of your lib games by accidentally sabotaging your team.

Ironically if they had agreed to my vote we would have won instantly because 10 was fash

Nah I'm winning most of my lib games due to most people playing like monkeys with downs. This game is too easy.

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/StupidSatisfyingWhaleRemake

IF you had a team of liberals who all understood game theory they would win likely 80% of the time at least.

People always act like I'm retarded but I play the late game or once you get to five blue cards as a process of just figuring out 2 confirmed liberals

is there porn of the fascist sneks?

4 blue not five

>mentioning me
I don't play in user rooms, they are a shitfest. But of course I am one of the 10 best players in this game. I will now snuggle in bed and sleep.

>lying on Sup Forums, pretending you're great at secret hitler

If everyone is retarded, libs are more likely to lose. There's more of them and they have to be more logical. So that makes no sense. 9 times out of 10 you don't just single handledly win a game, you fucking retard. You're causing all kinds of shit by breaking order and making your team suspicious.

ChandlerBing will be remembered as the most underaged mouthbreather ever triggered

May satan rape his ass on national TV and a few radio stations