"user! Your hobby is overtaking your life!"

>"user! Your hobby is overtaking your life!"
>"Playing video games every once in a while is fun and relaxing, but all the time is unhealthy!"
>"Get outside! Make some real friends! Meet a REAL girl! I'm not real!"
Well?

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Cringe

Never make this thread again

you are pathetic dude

Hikkies on suicide watch

If you're not real why are you talking to me?
Check mate Zelda.

thanks for the thread, link. I'm going to go outside now.

>Tfw Schizo

>Cringe

never make this post again, thanks

>can't be neet
>working since I was 18, now 24
>still friendless virgin
Truly the worst of both worlds.

Given the pointlessness of life I’m going to choose to enjoy myself in the time I have rather than mill about accomplishing nothing.

>Get outside! Make some real friends! Meet a REAL girl! I'm not real
made me ponder

Why do you have such big boobies, Zelda?

Lady, I'm over 30 and never even held hands.

Its too late now.

It's fucking snowing.

Fuck going outside.

>implying i play videogames

>Zelda once again crying, nagging and overall being useless

Like clockwork. You wish you were half the woman that Samus is.

Sorry Link, real girls are icky. They have cooties and shit.

i go outside loads, fuck people though.
i like riding my motorbike and going for long hikes
im quiet content being alone in everything i do

God she's so hot when she's got no pants on and she's all embarrassed.

Yes. You pretty much missed your whole youth. Your life will pretty much be going way downhill after your 30s.

youtu.be/nqyD6DwQumM

Zelda's nippin' pretty hard there.

Meh.

Que sera sera.

I can't fathom why anyone would want to be that close to another human being. That shit looks gross.

Are you me?
Truly we share the greatest in taste of outdoor activities. Nobody to fuck with you, yet still going outside and getting proper exercise.

I already know I'm not ever meeting a real girl. I'm just hoping to get rich so I can buy a hooker.

You don't have to be rich pal

Pyra did it better.

Yeah but I'm poor.

Also I want to be able to afford a number of cosmetic surgeries so I can be happy with my face and body.

>Go outside
>Nobody wants to interact with me

Now what?

It's better that I don't inflict myself on anyone else. In the long run its better for me to devote myself to impermanent pursuits, a perfect metaphor for my entire life. I will be the last of my bloodline, putting an end to my cursed and degenerate genes.

Have you tried interacting with people?

I've been hit on by girls at clubs and bars though.

Though I have real high standards and trust issues. Plus I don't like one night stands.

>"Get outside! Make some real friends! Meet a REAL girl! I'm not real!"
Last time that happened I got shut down on all levels before I even tried because she told the class she has not only a significant other, but is also a lesbian.

How am I even supposed to react to that?

If the fake girl isn't willing to be my friend what hope have I with a real one?

I always wonder what kind of retards make these threads

I find the most pitiful and depressing person are those who need surgery to feel comfortable with themselves.
unless you're completely fucked and have stupid teeth or an over bite or deformity you seriously need to overcome and learn to love yourself man.
that's a serious soul searching journey you have to overcome or you will always be emotionally wrought because you're taking the easy way out and not fighting the battle.

I've met a lot of girls and gone out on dates a lot of times too, but i must admit that playing vidya all night with friends or even alone with a game i love feels exactly the same as going out for the first time with a girl i liked a lot that i loved actually
but every time after that one date, i never felt the same with any other girl
so for me vidya>girls

...

Well I do have an overbite, since my parents couldn't afford braces. Along with genetic mantits, some really awful stretch marks, and all kinds of things.

I feel it's empowering having the ability to change yourself, and not be limited by the genetic limits.

Stop fetishizing Asian women OP
reddit.com/r/hapas

>side-tie panties

holy shit my dick

Zelda is just a stuck up bitch. Other vidya girls will appreciate the time you put in with them and will cheer you on in your other endeavors.

After a while you have to admit to yourself something isn’t happening

Yup.

>implying real girls would ever like me.

lol

Those hips are more real than real life

Shut the fuck up, Boco.

But they’re so cute!

But I don't like going outside. I like video games.

Yes sir...

I have a job and go outside all the time.

I also have real friends but most women are shallow, boring and dumb as a bag of rocks.

I think you're giving too much credit to "bad genetics." How much have you tried changing?

I mean I've lost weight but there are certain things that not even losing weight can fix.

>tfw over bite and really gappy teeth
kill me

>tittie nipples

Gotcha. Well I hope you take whatever steps towards happiness that you see fit my man. I wish you well

Cosmetic surgery is weird. Can you ever really be happy with it, knowing its not the "real" you?

if you know of any other kinds of nipples I'd like to hear

human interaction has to work both ways autist

>just be yourself and your overbite will go away
Lmao

>Well?

The only girl I've wanted much to do with in the past five years isn't interested in a relationship.

What would you do if you had a body like that, Sup Forums?

Samus is objectively the worst Nintendo character thanks to Other M where she was nothing but a whiny baby with daddy issues, and yes it counts whether you like it or not.

I want to have SEX with a videogame character.

i have a girlfriend and i play videogames for 8 hours a day
go the fuck away zelda

>i have a girlfriend
what are you gay?

...

Go scantily dressed in a bar and let a pack of niggers have their way with me.

Fuck you too

If I go outside and meet real girls, my wife will divorce me. Thanks, but no thanks.

>Shouji Sato artstyle

The outside doesn't want me.
Real people don't want me.
Just let me try my hardest to forget that.

With ya baikubros.

I can walk up to people at a bar or something similar and easily start a conversation with them. Why can't you?

I wish video games were overtaking my life.
I spend 80% of my free time lying on bed, depressed and lurking in this god forsaken website.

Not him but because I'm a social retard who doesn't know what to do.
This is usually what normie advice feels like to me

The irony of these threads and the retard normies that echo this on the mainstream is that they are forgetting one key aspects of gamers that are shut-ins

[[They already tried going outside, and failed]]

They tried making friends but nobody cared, they trying getting a gf but bitches didn't even reply back

In mememe! the guy had a pretty hot gf before he went otaku which is bullshit since no neet otaku had a life, that's why they are locked in their rooms buying shitty plastic figurines

These people were never integrated into society, in fact society shunned them

Of course now it turns out society itself is dying and they cant afford to throw able men to the trash anymore, they need all the labor they can get

Question is, why would any of them come back?

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>That pic
I know its like that but how Im I supposed to get a gf if I cant even know if someone actually likes me and its not just being polite?

I do have real friends that I hang out with once in a while. We play a lot more vidya because it's easier to hang out in videogames due to distance. And my waifu would never spout such drivel, so get the fuck out, bitch.

Honestly most normie conversations are just automated small talk about boring bullshit. Stuff like 'how was your week?' and 'are you feeling okay?'

You'll rarely get deep conversations unless someone is drunk or you personally probe someone for said information. I know, I go to the pub every friday with my normie friends from highschool.

I have a mutual agreement with all women. They don’t like talking to my fat autistic ass and I don’t like rejection and feeling worthless.

But it's a necessary step to getting to the interesting part and connect with people.

Just assume they're always being polite. Its easier.

Yeah it usually is.

I start off with small talk and try to probe for more interesting stuff when they're more intoxicated and inhibitions are lowered.

I think the main thing I've learned is most people aren't necessarily as normie as you think (I know this contradicts previous statement so bear with me).

Most people are just scared to talk about geeky shit even in an age where it's mainstream.

Thats what I do the very few times I even get in contact with a female my age. Any other way I would already fucked up

>finally talk to girl
>have a nice opening conversation
>friends on facebook
>have no idea if I'll see her again because the term is over
>have no idea if she'll even be on campus or what her plans are for the future
So uh, now what?

>needing more than one

...

Forget her. It wouldn't have worked anyway.

>more than one
The joke is that user likes cock, all those pics are of futas/traps.

Honestly, what’s it like waking up and not hating yourself? I wanna know anons.

amusingly enough I know around 6-7 girls who were very attractive who had boyfriends that literally did nothing except gaming...and the girls still stayed on for months and years. I guess they had big dicks or something because i couldn't understand why you'd choose a guy who invited you over and then played a game they had no interest in for 6 hours straight.

I don't hate myself but I find life to be REALLY boring.

Tfw your waifu wrist starts getting arthritis

Can't even pretend anymore without it hurting

okay
>walk outside
>be in apt parking lot
>walk 30 minutes and still see nothing but cars and convenient stores
>time to go home to get ready for work

Don't worry about failing and fail until you get it. You'll start noticing the differences soon enough. You can even read some books on social norms and body language to up your chances before you even start.

I did the body language thing and it helped me a lot. The downside is you can never go back to just being alone. If you do, everything you learned will slowly degrade until you're starting from square one again. Could be worth it if you get it right and are willing to improve yourself.

99% of all conversations are just bullshit designed to create comfort and bonding. There's no real point to the actual words in the conversation. This was my biggest hiccup when learning how to be social because I don't like talking just for the fucking sake of it.

>The joke
Haha yes the joke. The dick obsession, all a joke

Whore it up on Twitch while thirsty beta cucks pay me to play vidya of course