Have you ever played video games while you recovered from surgery, Sup Forums?

Have you ever played video games while you recovered from surgery, Sup Forums?

I never recovered from surgery.

I've never been to the hospital for anything serious, much less overnight.

>Americans

No I was too miserable

>hey is it ok if i take a pic of your kid while he's getting circumcised? It's just for our facebook page.

N-NANI!?

Check my 56

>just a little off the top, doc

>mutilating your child

that's all I did for a year after breaking my ankle

>Gentle

heh

After I had appendix surgery my balls doubled in size for a while

>medically circumcised at 5
at least I can lie about being Jewish

It still baffles me that people routinely do this to their children on purpose.

Do they understand that there is 0 reason to do this? That almost everyone else on earth is uncut?

Seriously, it's baffling. It's like slicing off a part of your child's earlobe just because.

more like gentile circumcision amirite

even asian boys get circumcised? shit dog

>far more circumcised christians and muslims than jews
>thinking circumcision means you're jewish

this place has rotted whatever tiny brain you had to begin with

>penile mutilation

>jews tricked a country of 320 million people to mutilate their own children because of (((reasons)))

God I want to move there so I can scam and trick easily manipulated people into doing stupid shit for my own amusement.

>getting flustered over a stereotype
oy vey

>entire practice is just cutting dick skin off

Is it that profitable? Don't most people that do it, do it at birth? Can't they branch out a little bit into more unnecessary penile surgeries like vasectomies?

that's because the zog likes to sell baby foreskins to perfume companies, goy

looks like a mutt desu

like eat cheese out of your gross foreskin?

F

>what is bathing

reminder circumcision is only done to discourage masturbation because it dries the glans out.

roll em

Jews had nothing to do with circumcision in america you brainwashed 0 IQ pol chimp

>TFW my friends girlfriend licked the dick cheese off his cock.

There's literally a passage in the old testament where the Jews trick some people into getting circumcised and then kill them all while they're recovering from the surgery

classic jews

> I wasn't born

Gimme sweet monk!

Rolling for cute girl (male)

Nice try, rabbi. We know perfume companies pay thousands for a single foreskin.

>parents willingly get their kids circumcised
>if they somehow haven't fallen for the cut jew, doctors will still manage to circumcise newborns against their parent's wishes
>mandatory penis inspection days on schools
What the FUCK is wrong with americans?

Seriously fuck penis inspection day, I can still recall how cold my gym teacher's hands were in that storage shed.

>doctors will still manage to circumcise newborns against their parent's wishes
Wait is this true?

>penis inspected by a pretty lady
>get boner
11 year old me fapped like crazy that night.

>my local theatre now has a penis inspection station as well as a no singles policy

it's not fair

>burger stands outside theatre wont sell to you without a government pass
What the fuck is happening to this country?

Is there a Gentle Eyelid Removal clinic as well?

>not american
what is this so called "penis inspection" purpose

>at the dog park
>hear a women frantically panicking on her phone
>hard not to eaves drop
>"YES MOM HE IS ONLY THREE"
>"HE ALWAYS PICKS THE DOLLS MOM"
>"THE SOONER... NO MOM... THE SOONER"
>"WHILE HE... WHILE SHE IS YOUNG, IT'S BETTER"
>"YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER"
>i've been spending too much fucking time on Sup Forums but it sounds like this bitch thinks her toddler is trans
>look over
>side cut, thick rim glasses, built like bobby hill, basketball shorts, graphic tee with a picture of a purple and blue dream catcher on it
>uh...
>"I'M NOT GONNA CUT HIS PENIS... HER PENIS OFF... IT'S JUST HORMONES"
>"MOM, IT'S BETTER IF YOU START THEM YOUNG"
>"MOM"
>"...no, mom, I'm just scared. i don't want her to realize she was born in the wrong body so i want to do it sooner for her"
What the fuck was I supposed to do, /blue b/?

It's in compliance with circumcision laws. If you're found to be uncircumcised you are required by law to report to your nearest synagogue where a rabbi will circumcise you and then remove the blood with his mouth through a sheet.

Circumcision is widely practiced in the states. We have penis inspections to ensure we're properly taking care of our foreskinless dicks.
Large theater conglomerates have begun a "No singles policy" in the wake of mass shootings, especially at the TDKR showing. I had to drive almost 40 miles to a small theater just to catch a showing of BR2049.

kill/spay that bitch for the sake of the gene pool

I want all of them but I'll take any of them.

So this is the roblox community
Imagine being a little kid, getting circumcised and calling people niggers and faggots on a shitty game while it's happening?

Was she white?
If so, do nothing, let white women ruin everything so no one will object when we start putting them in chains.

Maybe it's not necessary but at least my dick is pleasing to look at, I don't have to shower everytime I shit or piss and it doesn't look like an anteater

Haha wow dude I get cheese on my teeth if I don't brush them too so I cut those lips off man haha even though my mouth is all crusty and I can't taste anything anymore that fucker is CLEAN I'm so clean and enlightened.

woo

user surely you jest. Surely.

>Gentile Circumcision
FTFY