Any games about Charlemagne?

Any games about Charlemagne?

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Crusader Kings 2 and Attila: Total War have Charlemagne expansions

wow i cant believe this guy is made out of gold

A game about my man Roland would be lit

age of vikings mod for attila is free

What about this lad?

civ 4 Beyond the Sword

Fuck this nigger Charlemagne/Karl der Große
He's the reason why most people in Europe believe in the sandnigger religion

t. germanic servant

There's probably an anime game where he is a little girl

>reboot completely misses the point of the original

You mean Karl der Große

One of his paladins liked to dress up as a girl lmao

he removed kebabs

>Charlemagne
Fuck off frenchie.
This guy had nothing in common with "France".
Nearly as bad as Macedonians claiming Alexander the Great.

Why does everyone give the HRE so much shit? It wasn't any more dysfunctional than every other European country at the time.

Huh. Skipping history class eh?

mostly memes. also it almost lasted a thousand years (sounds familiar?), it changed a lot with time

Lol rekt

Eternal Darkness has a chapter that mentions him if that counts

its fun to play in paradox games

What did he do?

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Drakengard takes place in a world where the phantom time hypothesis is correct

What do you mean by dysfunctional.

>Huh. Skipping history class eh?
Go on and explain to me how the Fränkisches Reich has anything in common with modern France.
By culture and language it's closely tied to western and southern Germany but not at all to France.

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WRONG CHARLIE

I wish there were more action/rpg medevil games. The atmosphere is top notch but 99% of them are 4X and Grand Strategy and I can't understand those for my life.

>Frank
>France

Gee I wonder...

And who the fuck said he was french in a form of 21th century kinda. He was frank. Emperor of Francia.
Were where your ancestors at the time user?

>21th
Back to ESL mon ami

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>being a neo-pagan LARPer
Go hug a tree, nigger.

>Gee I wonder...
What an amazing argument.
>And who the fuck said he was french in a form of 21th century kinda. He was frank. Emperor of Francia.
I'm not saying that at all.
But it's totally retarted to call him "Charlemagne" then because he never would've refered to him by that name nor was he called like that in contemporary documents.
The name "Charlemagne" is nothing but frenchies claiming a historical figure.

>frenchies claiming a figure who ruled over france
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fuck off, Carolus Magnus was neither French nor German.
Charlemagne is literally his name in English. It's like complaining about people calling Rome instead of Roma

I had a Charles Martel build in Skyrim lost my screenshots

Nordic Steel Plate
The Jagged Crown
Shield of the Crusader
Ebony War Axe
Ornate White/Gold Cloak

He was a Knight of Charlemagne that killed muslims

I thought he was made of gold?

You don't understand historic context, do you?
So because Julius Caesar ruled over parts of "Germany" back in the day should we call him Julius Kaiser and claim that he's German?

>Charles Martel
This nigga knows what's up

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AOE 2 inspired

BEST CHARLIE

I spill the blood of Saxon men.

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Why doesn't he have a game?

I understood this reference, user. Even if no one else here did, I just wanted to let you know.

Were they also retarded or just horribly malformed?

This is the level of autism only first worlders living mamahotel understand

>the state of /his/

What like a skiing game?

BRAVO CA

Kingdom Come: Deliverance. They got so autistic with it they released a video of dudes in full plate doing somersaults to show their game is more accurate to real life than anything before it.

OUTTA MY WAY WESTERN FUCKING SHITS BEST EMPEROR COMING THRU

Strongest genes.

>hes getting triggered because of french grammar

Yeah I'm excited for that. Just looking for something in the meantime

I grew up around Mexicans, so I always thought his name was Charlie, mane.

>the very tribe that gave France its name
>France in German is still called "Frankreich"
completely unreasonable to think of him as french, surely

FPBP
Literally came here to post this.

>he falls for the Christian meme

The thing about historical strategy games is that there's a lot of waiting.
When I first got into Paradox games I always thought I was playing """wrong""" it just takes a while for anything to happen.
I love staring at maps so it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

>Known as "the Bewitched" (Spanish: el Hechizado),[1] he is noted for his extensive physical, intellectual, and emotional disabilities and his consequent ineffectual rule.
>tfw no good timeline where Anne Frank gets to save him from this hell

>King of the Franks
>ancestors were Mayors of the Palace in Neustria, modern day France
>most of his family is buried in Paris
>his powerbase was Northern France where most franks settled centuries ago
>nothing in common with "France"

Really made me think

>he fell for the dead religion meme

There's also a German region called Franken, it's inhabitants also called Franken (Franks), why the French are called Franzosen

I'm one of his descendants. AMA.

You know you can change the speed right

>tfw you are last of your family line so no aunts or cousins to fuck
Life was suffering for our boy Charlie.

Yet his main residence and seat of government was Aachen

t. Charlemagne

Aren't you supposed to be dead though?

Roland from Poland?

prove it

Not historical, but I'm thinking of trying Total War Warhammer. I heard it's pretty simple and serves as a good base for getting into the genre.

Aachen's hot spring is great.
Nothing compared to a Japanese onsen, but Karl knew what is good.

read the song of Roland, it's about removing kebab by the dozens

That depends. Total War games are easy to hop in, while for Paradox games the learning curve is longer. Watch lets play videos in your native language

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My ancestor :)

>2nd one
kek

>HRE
>not holy
>not roman
>not an empire

lel, do you filter image MD5 too?

>King of West Francia
>Son of the King of Francia
>From a long line of Frankish lords
>Not French
user, I...

>only filtering Germania
>not Germaniums
>or Germanicums
>or Germanikums
>or GermaniKKKums
Your list is severely out of date

>Holy Roman Empire
>It's not based out of Rome

Fuck off, Voltaire. Your kind isn't welcome here

>This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

>Eastern Roman Empire
>it's not based out of Rome
>Orthodox Christianity
>it's the less common version

Do you get to shed the blood of the saxon men in either of those games?

*blocks ur noble path*

if you play as Charlie in Attila there's a mission where it asks you to march to Saxony and fuck everyone's shit up there

CKII has an achievement titled "I shed the Blood of Saxon Man" for razing important Saxon religious sites and Charlemagne.

What game let me destroy an empire from the inside?

>Constantinopolis game
>It's not based around arguing religion with the local prostitutes

He invented the sword beam

So yes verden massacre?