ITT: Fucked up things you did in games

ITT: Fucked up things you did in games

When I climbed to the top of the ladder in Snake Eater I shot the rats up there with a tranq gun, equipped them, and then threw them down the ladder shaft

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Sims 1.
Pool.
Ladder.

Killed everyone in that Blood Money heaven and hell level other than the sexy hell waitresses then fapped to their pleas of mercy before killing them too.

Age when you did this?

Once set my full days schedule in Prison Architect to shower and watched them starve to starve/piss themselves and eventually riot from being forced to do nothing but shower for days.

>No doors
>only fireplaces
>winner gets a door and a toilet
Ahh good times

I think around 17.

I looked up Ashley's skirt while she was at the top of a ladder...

Gomen!

>"Press enter to start"
>Press Space Bar instead

When I was like 13 I used to roleplay as a serial killer in GTA Vice City.

I would get a car and pick up a hooker. Then, I would drive them into the middle of nowhere and fuck them. Once they left, I would follow them through whatever wasteland I drove them into. My weapon was always the hammer and I'd always start by hitting them in the back of the head.

Sometimes I'd let myself be seen doing it to escape from the cops.

...

I shot down each and every last one of those birds until nothing was alive in the sky.

I made a bunch of Sims just to kill them in horrible housefires and have them as ghosts for when my real Sim moved in

I do this shit now in games. Maybe it's power tripping idk but for instance in mgsv I would grab soldiers and drag them away from their posts, and then stab them in the heart. Pretty normal at that point, but I would keep doing this until I had a pile of bodies, and I would make sure the soldiers I dragged away would see the pile of their friends' corpses before they died. Sometimes I would just knock them out and watch them wake up in the body pile and start freaking out.

Every Roller Coaster Tycoon park I made, I would pick one random guest and strand them on an island, in a pit, or some other isolated area. I would then build walkways all around the guest and imagine that everyone else in the park came to watch this one person suffer. When I got bored, I would drown him.

And I would, of course, intentionally crash roller coasters when I was sick of whatever park I was making.

>Playing AssCreed II
>go to Venice
>head down to the roadways on the water with a stack of boxes nearby, and get on top of the boxes
>begin tossing money on the ground right at the edge
>the crowd begins swarming for the coins
>"THE EASY WAY! :D" they cry as the mob pushes itself into the water to drown
>the guards show up pissed off about the deaths, wanting to shove me, but can't reach me either
>they get knocked off by the people going after the cash too
>keep this up for like 10 minutes, laughing the entire time

>World of Warcraft about a month ago
>Game time tokens hit almost 300k
>Beg guild to give me money for one
>Eventually a bunch of people chip in
>They give me around 320k gold
>Let game time run out anyways
>Haven't logged on since
>Check Discord
>"Hey man, when are you paying us back?"
>MFW

I don't know why I did it really, I guess when I do eventually come back to WoW I'll have some gold to use kek.

That's a great picture

i beat final fantasy tactics advanced and returned everybody to the normal world

You ass.

sociopath tier

Small animals like rats don't weigh much, and don't really fall very quick.
IRL, they might have survived

In Postal 2 I liked to find houses with fireplaces and drop cats down the chimney so that it would catch on fire and run around the house setting all the occupants on fire too. Actually it's pretty hard to NOT do fucked up shit in Postal 2

No fucking way, that ladder is at least 400 ft. high.

In games before 2000 usually you could kill NPCs who were children. In Ultima 7 I ran around and murdered every child NPC I could find, including Lord British's illegitimate bastard son he conceived with some maid servant.

Wow really its not like i knew that you stupid fucking mong

>be helibro for a few hours in bf2
>wait till i get full loads
>suddenly DIVE DIVE DIVE and SLAM into a fucking friendly apc
>bail at last second
>fucking explode, killing 7-8 people, and 2-3 in the apc, and me if im close enough and the explosion wastes me before i hit the ground
>custom servers with custom scripts see co-pilot ( vehc leader ) tk 12 people in under a second
>insta-permaban, almost enough points lost to ensure our entire team loses
>cant even appeal the ban because clearly 12 tk`s was intentional and henious
>do this 1 or 2 times a day for over a year, resulting in maybe 600 people getting permabanned for life from their fav servers

Dropping a small mouse is like dropping a feather. They can't fall fast enough to injure themselves.

yeah and rats terminal velocity is determined by air resistence and shit. throw a paper airplane from orbit, does it hit the earth and leave a crater?

I laugh maniacally if I start to dominate the other team in multiplayer.

In Fallout 4, I raided the locker coffins in the lab where Curie is located, stole the outfits and bones. Then went to diamond city and sold the bones for about 50 caps or so while wearing the lab coat and glasses from one of the locker coffins.

But the rat will stop accelerating when it hits its terminal velocity, and then will not increase its speed or mass, meaning no increase in force on impact.
This is why cats can theoretical fall from any height and not die; their terminal velocity is low, and their drag factor due to their tail is very high, meaning they don't really accelerate much.

Rats don't have the means to slow down or turn easily in midair though, so a lot would probably die.

Wait... can rats seek revenge?

Yep, I used to shoot kids in Deus Ex and also crush them in Warcraft 3 with Arthus' hammer

>Prototype
>Pick up NPC
>Slam his head into the ground hard enough to crack concrete
>Pick him up immediately, so he doesn't die
>Repeat

>SNAKE
>IT IS ME
>PARACHUTE RAT

>Snake, that's the Russain Flying Rat, it can survive falls of up to 800 ft. and is the only species of rat that seeks revenge.

>cats have a low terminal velocity and can safely fall further than rats
Incorrect... the bigger the animal, the faster they fall and the more they die

>spiderman 2 on gamecube
>juggled a criminal in the air for like 2 hours

>Revenge? I didn't think it would survive the fall. ...what does it taste like?

Everyone? Oh man, you must have been extremely bored.

those would be some...bad rats

>and that easter egg in max payne that requires you to fucking annihilate some rats with a fucking grenade

>that superman game demo for xbox 360
>can literally break the speed of sound and fly literally fucking miles above the map
>can pick up school buses or fuel tankers, throw them from fucking orbit, follow them for fucking minutes as they fly at terminal velocity, slam in the very instersection you left from with perfect aim and watch 40 "civillian needs help" symbols appear

you know there was a zombie mode easter egg for the boat level, yeah? they all start walking at you across the map like zombies, it took a fuckload of obscure shit to do

DEVILISH

>ITT: Fucked up things you did in games
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>MGS4
>holding up frog soldiers
>do the CQC into grope easter egg
>dodge the kick right after they call Snake a pervert
>hold them up again at gunpoint
>the feeling of imagining them thinking to themselves "what now?" makes my dick tingle a bit

Alternatively
>game has cute girl NPC
>walking into characters in the overworld causes them to react
>constantly bully cute girl NPCs by doing this

It's not even like I'm into hardcore ryona or anything. I just want to lightly bully and tease anyone I think is cute like it's hard coded into me.

In New Vegas, after killing female bandits and raiders I'd dismember their corpses then decorate the outside of my living space with my trophies.

called the police

Way back when Oblivion came out I was like 11 and I figured out that paintbrushes floated when you dropped them so you could use them to prop things up and I basically taxidermied a house up with animals boning.

Back off, I'll do it. I swear.

I am unironically a Nazi.

aaa

>walking into characters in the overworld causes them to react
Nothing like pushing fat NPCs down stairs or shoving random passerby into water
Especially Mafia II, which might as well have acidic waters

alright who got

Deysyrouing every building in edf so it’s reaembles a desert

Destroy all Humans 2 when they nerfed the PK so it would instantly kill on the throw. Used to grab people and compress them into tight spaces watching the ragdolls bug out like crazy. Also there was a glitch on the Japanese map in the White Ninja Clan temple where you can stuff them under the decks of the temple houses. The NPC animation would bug to a point where their heads get stuck in the wood work and they will slowly lose health as the game tries to spawn them out of it. The Arkvoodle cults made victims more willing to comply.

Back in middle school, my friend introduced me to Metal Gear by letting me play around with the stealth camo in MGS2. Couldn't ask for a better introduction to the series.
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Sims 3
>Hate my lead at the job I was working
>He's fucking one of the managers
>Make them in the Sims
>He's super scrawny with make up on
>She's as fat as I can make her, no skill points assigned
>Make him get a job
>Make her admire herself in the mirror all day and slap/insult/mock him when he gets home
>She eventually starts a fire because no skills
>When the fireman shows up just keep interrupting him by flirting with him
>Lead has to wake up after work and put out the fire himself
>Finally get the fireman to move in
>Flirt/kiss/bang in front of lead as often as possible.
> Buy him cheapest bed and put it in back corner of yard
>Fireman sleeps next to his girlfriend while he sleeps in the yard
>Tell him the exact story of the Sims without telling my Sims are him and his girlfriend
>He laughs his ass off
>I laugh at him without him knowing
>Buddy in the backseat knows what's going on and is crying from how hard he's laughing
Best day at work at that job ever

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It had spelling errors, I corrected them and deleted the old post like the autistic I am