Greentext thread? I'll start. This happened a week ago. >Be me >After school >Take the bus to get home cause it's cold >wearing cat ear headphones cause im a faggot (pic related) >playing yu gi oh duel links cause im a faggot >dueling tea >everytime i destroy one of her monsters or direct attack she lets out a moan >too focused on the game to notice everyone staring at me >finally look up and see everyone giving me the weirdest look ever >headphones have speakers in the ears >heart stops when i realize i forgot to turn off the speakers >take off headphones are realize everyone has been hearing me playing yugioh and tea moaning
Sometimes i wish i was cute enough to wear that kind of things. Also you are a fag.
Jacob Lopez
Either turn off speakers and continue or just continue without making a face. Who cares? Laugh at yourself later on when you tell the story, faggot.
Angel Harris
This has been my biggest bamboozle
Adam Allen
>blog on Sup Forums >playing yugioh >i am a faggot >Cat ears
I dont even know where to beginn complaining about you an your thread user
Isaiah Parker
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Nicholas Gomez
Do you live in Finland?
Thomas Harris
America
Chase Hall
>have to give a 5 minute presentation in class about art >give a ten minute presentation on Nier Automata >professor fails me because video games aren't art >start crying and farting uncontrollably >spaghetti flies out of trousers >school does a barrel roll and my Switch goes flying out of the window >drop my pants and start shitting on the ground >all the girls pull out their cocks for penis inspection day >Dad jumps in through the window to see how my presentation is going >realizes mario's a nigger >my fedora tumbles to the ground >the teacher's cock slams into his desk at 200 mph >desk shrapnel impales the girl circlejerk >get covered in cum, blood, bits of fecal matter >tears mix with cum and flow into my mouth >furry porn starts blasting over my bluetooth speaker >garfield walks in with my pipe >"What is the DEAL with mondays?" >everyone laughs >school makes a sharp turn >my switch comes flying in from the window and nails the teacher at 400 mph >teacher explodes, bits of knowledge coat everything in the room >finish my shit >calmly pick up my fedora and walk out smirking
Eli Williams
>tfw no catboy bf
Gabriel Barnes
>Headphones with speakers Why?
Elijah Price
Tee go home, you're drunk.
Ryder Morales
Might as well hand in your man card for a container of soy, OP. That's the only way you can atone
Isaiah Smith
>tfw no elf bf
Leo Sanders
a elf is fine too
Josiah Young
So i can blast music when needed
Brandon James
If I pretend this is Zelda, it's pretty fappable.
Brandon Smith
Never stop user, never stop
Austin Collins
a link is fine too..
Brayden Brooks
I always think he's taking a dump in this pic.
Wyatt Wright
What the fuck is that shit?
Noah Russell
>Be me
Jaxon Richardson
meme headphones that have speakers in the form of cat ears. Who the fuck wants people to listen what they listen to anyway? showoffs that's who, specially ones that buy shit like that.
Kayden Thompson
Is this the end game of gamers faggotry?
Brayden Adams
reminder that most headphones leak sound like a mother fucker so everyone is already listening to what you are
get some nice virgin friendly earbuds
Christopher Stewart
>No penis in frame >No "he" As far as I am concerned, this is a flat chested female.
Christopher Richardson
sauce
Kayden Hughes
wtf i love elves now?
Jonathan Wilson
I like cats and the speakers were a bonus
Xavier Martinez
all the more power to you i guess.
Evan Jenkins
die
Jonathan Clark
Where's the video games
Aiden Brooks
faggots go back to your containment board
Brayden Rivera
>its another Sup Forums pretends to be gay thread
Brody Hall
>reminder that most headphones leak sound like a mother fucker Get some closed headphones and stop turning the volume up to deafening levels and you won't have this problem
Cameron Garcia
>pretends
Jose Moore
Why is everyone pretending to be gay these days? you fuckers keep going on and on about how much you want boipussy and traps, have women actually become so undesirable these past few years that you'd rather fuck a dude?
Michael Rodriguez
I just want someone to love and hold
either gender at this point, because im so lonely.
Kevin Ortiz
Hang in there user, I'm sure it will get better at some point, it has to, right?
Logan Watson
>I have guy friends I am very close to and have non-sexual physical contact with >I don't want to fuck them What's so hard to understand? you don't have to fuck someone to love and be friends with them
Matthew Anderson
I have deep seated trust issues and refuse to intimately trust anyone who I haven't known for atleast a few years
Guess how many people stay relationship free for 2-3 years? There certainly aren't a lot of women in this category...
Adam Foster
is it so wrong to want to stick my dick into something warm, that isn't my hand or a sex toy?
Michael Anderson
Because people have forgotten that platonic love is a thing and think that being close with someone automatically means you want to fuck them
Christian Edwards
yeah but why a guy when you have a choice?
Daniel Nelson
>Sup Forums is one person
Owen Robinson
There is a penis in frame
Henry Rogers
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Owen Martinez
>Be me This is still the stupidest way to start a story.
Eli Wilson
s-shut up
Robert Foster
>have women actually become so undesirable these past few years that you'd rather fuck a dude? I have long-standing trust issues and I just ended a 1-year relationship with a girl who told me that she was feigning being happy with me the entire time. After that shitshow, it'd be a surprise if I trusted anyone again, let alone a potential romantic partner.
Nolan Brown
>stopped reading at the end this is still the stupidest way to stop reading
Andrew Torres
>>garfield walks in with my pipe >>"What is the DEAL with mondays?"
