Will sony ponies ever recover from this year? I think this year of utter Nintendomination has finally broken them for good. They've just turned into gibbering wrecks who can only communicate in shitposting, wojaks and anal vore
Luis Rogers
wow that's cool
Aiden Gray
butthurt
Chase Ramirez
>implying nintenbros know what an arcade is
Lucas Murphy
Yes, sonyfucks are butthurt It's really sad to watch
Chase Jenkins
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF IT
Christopher Bailey
I have a switch but hunching over that tiny set up looks like it would be fucking awful
Asher Scott
That is cute. Probably not very functional, but still.
Connor Howard
Sorry no one likes your manlet stand user
Luis Richardson
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS
Joseph Reyes
all of them are mine
Jacob Evans
Look at the size.
It'll fit great in Sup Forums's cuckshed.
Dominic Flores
I don't have a Switch, but do own a PS4 (and pc) and don't see the issue. If people want it then great. Not like it is Nintendo forcing people to get if. Maybe I'm not autistic enough to understand?
William Long
>Thread is mostly "This is kinda cool" >Still falseflag
Colton Harris
This is an 18+ board, which means short people are not allowed
Luis Watson
Is that real?
Gavin Thomas
how do you use the shoulder buttons
Charles Fisher
STOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT END THIS FUCKING TORTURE
Lucas Wright
What's funny about this? I was thinking of making a large scale one and incorporating the dock into it myself.
Christopher Myers
You are behind the times. We don't talk about cucks and cucksheds anymore. Now we talk about soyboys and soybarns.
David Rivera
It's cute but would be way too small
Nathaniel Campbell
THE FANFARONADE WILL CEASE
James Fisher
It is literally just an elaborate stand for the switch.
Jacob Brown
DELETE THIS THREAD NOW
Isaac Williams
that's neat, tho stop trying so hard to fit in, loser
Eli Walker
>mommy please buy me the new Nintendo! Can we go to McDonalds afterwards? I want the new Happy Meal toys.
Jose Campbell
But no one is making fun of it
How does this falseflagging even make sense
Alexander Rogers
Some people aren't 5'8" midgets, user.
Ethan Martin
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Austin Parker
Only a nintebdie would think a mini arcade stand is a good idea
Brody Adams
That's actually kinda clever, with a controller like that you'd prefer to have it in hand but it's a clever idea regardless.
Aaron Reed
Have Sonygro ever made sense?
Jackson Clark
t. insecure manlet
Julian Anderson
>LET ME JUST DENY FACTS
Cameron Scott
this is the price of bayonetta exclusivity
Dylan Rogers
Wow, So(n)yboys have reached a whole new level of retardation.
Josiah Thompson
>This is a good idea! t. never used an arcade stick before
David Ramirez
It literally looks like a dollar store 'all in one arcade' and at that size it'll be nothing but fucking annoying. You Nintentoddlers will eat up anything.
Carson Rodriguez
Butthurt
Landon Turner
Here's you controller, bro
Connor Cooper
Mad that people are making fun of your baby-size toy?
Jackson Ramirez
What facts?
Matthew Sullivan
See
Aaron Gonzalez
it's a perfectly acceptable controller, for a hobbit
James Morgan
If I thought a mini arcade stand was a bad idea I wouldn't have bought a full size actual arcade cabinet.
That's what that miniature arcade stand is. You open it and place your Switch inside. It's neat and rests your Switch at a good angle and at a slight elevation.
What kind of a faggot thinks arcades are lame? Are you some kind of kid that's too young to have ever been in one?
Sebastian Cooper
>l-look at my picture!!!!!! Nah, rather not. Don't even know what you posted
Ian Fisher
I can smell the carpel tunnel.
Adam Foster
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Jayden Flores
Cute.
Thomas Cox
We really need a Sony board.
Jackson Wilson
I don't really get the point of this controller. Kids can use dual shocks just fine. If they had made their own pair-controller like the joycons or wiimote + nunchuck then I'd see a point and probably even get it. But what's the point in just making a really tiny playstation controller?
Jacob Sanchez
This is the mindset of weaboo jap-fellating faggots
Ryan Stewart
I don’t get it
What is it? A stand? For the controllers?
Jason Wright
Fake as fuck.
Daniel Hernandez
>WE NEED A SAFE SPACE pick a less embarrassing company
Bentley Cook
Wouldn't change anything, roaches slip through the cracks and get everywhere.
Jackson Morgan
...
Christian Cruz
>no one is making fun of it fuck you for wasting my time
Matthew Clark
>We really need a bubble.
Bentley Martinez
when will these garbage consolewar threads end
Joshua Anderson
>s-stuttering!!!!!! You mad?
Tyler Phillips
I'm not much of a fighting game player, but this is cute. I don't know why everyone complains about controllers being too small. They fit perfectly in my hands, and I'm 5'4"
Cooper Morgan
Its just a stylized stand. The joycons aren't even attached.
Nathaniel Morris
Nintendo?
Jacob Allen
Okay so what does it do?
Adrian Gutierrez
Why are you so angry, user?
Wyatt Bailey
>I'm 5'4" Fuck off underage
Ian Hall
that thread was fucking great
Ayden Morris
>LOVE AND TOLERATE, TOGETHER WE WILL DEFEAT THE SONY MEANIES WITH OUR CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!
Jeremiah Thomas
that's really cool
John Russell
>somehow these >Count as making fun of it
You're stretching user, also i wonder how many of those are you samefagging
Jaxson Peterson
I'm sorry to tell you that I'm 24 years old.
Nathaniel Cooper
When this happensCan't even talk about Sony games if you're not giving them constant praise or drooling over a waifu otherwise they call you nintenXPCfagshitkid Or whatever nonsense name they come up with.
They're basically what MLP was to Sup Forums
Mason Cruz
When people stop responding to these threads and just hit the report/ignore button and move on. The ones that aren't braindead company fanboys do this shit to get rises out of people. Best thing you can do is deny them that gratification.
It's just a cheap novelty thing you can cut, print, or 3d print yourself. Or buy it if you're so inclined for whatever the reason.
Lincoln Nguyen
>The ones that aren't braindead company fanboys do this shit to get rises out of people. I wish that were the case because ignoring them doesn't work. They'll just invade other threads and spam it into oblivion.
What we need is proper moderation.
Jonathan Nguyen
Okay
Isaiah Ross
Joseph Stalin was 5'4"
Jose Russell
That's because people were shorter back then. Unfortunately this is no longer the case.
Thomas Green
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Gabriel Stewart
Ahhh nintendo King of plastic peripherals
Caleb Reed
You know they didn't make that right.
Liam Baker
>tries to shit on nintendo >ends up shitting on arcades in the process >ends up looking like a faggot >gets called on it
Owen Kelly
See .
Levi Johnson
Is as retarded as people saying it looks cool.
Julian Smith
How fat are you that you need to breath to laugh I am actually really embarrassed for you that you made this thread
Julian Butler
I don't see what the problem is. There were third-party mini-cabinets that turned systems like the Playstation Vita and smartphones into little arcade machines. Any hobbyist with a 3D printer and a little bit of paint can do something like this.
Tyler Ortiz
>Joycon is blatantly designed to be used by thumbs >Stick isn't long enough to be held in your hand >Buttons aren't big enough to use with three fingers >Can't do two player without huddling around the system >Adult hands are too big to play with fingers-only on a joycon This is the antithesis of an arcade cabinet.