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How is that funny?

This is kind of cool

sonybros are just that retarded

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the issue?

C U T E
U
T
E

WHY..... WHY DO THEY TREAT US LIKE THIS???

Isn't this just a novelty stand? Trying too hard.

What even is this?

It's an arcade stand.

Will sony ponies ever recover from this year? I think this year of utter Nintendomination has finally broken them for good. They've just turned into gibbering wrecks who can only communicate in shitposting, wojaks and anal vore

wow that's cool

butthurt

>implying nintenbros know what an arcade is

Yes, sonyfucks are butthurt
It's really sad to watch

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF IT

I have a switch but hunching over that tiny set up looks like it would be fucking awful

That is cute. Probably not very functional, but still.

Sorry no one likes your manlet stand user

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS

all of them are mine

Look at the size.

It'll fit great in Sup Forums's cuckshed.

I don't have a Switch, but do own a PS4 (and pc) and don't see the issue. If people want it then great. Not like it is Nintendo forcing people to get if.
Maybe I'm not autistic enough to understand?

>Thread is mostly "This is kinda cool"
>Still falseflag

This is an 18+ board, which means short people are not allowed

Is that real?

how do you use the shoulder buttons

STOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
END THIS FUCKING TORTURE

What's funny about this?
I was thinking of making a large scale one and incorporating the dock into it myself.

You are behind the times. We don't talk about cucks and cucksheds anymore. Now we talk about soyboys and soybarns.

It's cute but would be way too small

THE FANFARONADE WILL CEASE

It is literally just an elaborate stand for the switch.

DELETE
THIS
THREAD
NOW

that's neat, tho
stop trying so hard to fit in, loser

>mommy please buy me the new Nintendo! Can we go to McDonalds afterwards? I want the new Happy Meal toys.

But no one is making fun of it

How does this falseflagging even make sense

Some people aren't 5'8" midgets, user.

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Only a nintebdie would think a mini arcade stand is a good idea

That's actually kinda clever, with a controller like that you'd prefer to have it in hand but it's a clever idea regardless.

Have Sonygro ever made sense?

t. insecure manlet

>LET ME JUST DENY FACTS

this is the price of bayonetta exclusivity

Wow, So(n)yboys have reached a whole new level of retardation.

>This is a good idea!
t. never used an arcade stick before

It literally looks like a dollar store 'all in one arcade' and at that size it'll be nothing but fucking annoying.
You Nintentoddlers will eat up anything.

Butthurt

Here's you controller, bro

Mad that people are making fun of your baby-size toy?

What facts?

See

it's a perfectly acceptable controller, for a hobbit

If I thought a mini arcade stand was a bad idea I wouldn't have bought a full size actual arcade cabinet.

That's what that miniature arcade stand is. You open it and place your Switch inside. It's neat and rests your Switch at a good angle and at a slight elevation.

What kind of a faggot thinks arcades are lame? Are you some kind of kid that's too young to have ever been in one?

>l-look at my picture!!!!!!
Nah, rather not. Don't even know what you posted

I can smell the carpel tunnel.

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Cute.

We really need a Sony board.

I don't really get the point of this controller. Kids can use dual shocks just fine.
If they had made their own pair-controller like the joycons or wiimote + nunchuck then I'd see a point and probably even get it. But what's the point in just making a really tiny playstation controller?

This is the mindset of weaboo jap-fellating faggots

I don’t get it

What is it? A stand? For the controllers?

Fake as fuck.

>WE NEED A SAFE SPACE
pick a less embarrassing company

Wouldn't change anything, roaches slip through the cracks and get everywhere.

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>no one is making fun of it
fuck you for wasting my time

>We really need a bubble.

when will these garbage consolewar threads end

>s-stuttering!!!!!!
You mad?

I'm not much of a fighting game player, but this is cute. I don't know why everyone complains about controllers being too small. They fit perfectly in my hands, and I'm 5'4"

Its just a stylized stand. The joycons aren't even attached.

Nintendo?

Okay so what does it do?

Why are you so angry, user?

>I'm 5'4"
Fuck off underage

that thread was fucking great

>LOVE AND TOLERATE, TOGETHER WE WILL DEFEAT THE SONY MEANIES WITH OUR CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!

that's really cool

>somehow these
>Count as making fun of it

You're stretching user, also i wonder how many of those are you samefagging

I'm sorry to tell you that I'm 24 years old.

When this happensCan't even talk about Sony games if you're not giving them constant praise or drooling over a waifu otherwise they call you nintenXPCfagshitkid
Or whatever nonsense name they come up with.

They're basically what MLP was to Sup Forums

When people stop responding to these threads and just hit the report/ignore button and move on. The ones that aren't braindead company fanboys do this shit to get rises out of people. Best thing you can do is deny them that gratification.

It holds your Switch.
youtube.com/watch?v=OxJ0juxJ_Fg&t=7m5s

It's just a cheap novelty thing you can cut, print, or 3d print yourself. Or buy it if you're so inclined for whatever the reason.

>The ones that aren't braindead company fanboys do this shit to get rises out of people.
I wish that were the case because ignoring them doesn't work. They'll just invade other threads and spam it into oblivion.

What we need is proper moderation.

Okay

Joseph Stalin was 5'4"

That's because people were shorter back then. Unfortunately this is no longer the case.

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Ahhh nintendo
King of plastic peripherals

You know they didn't make that right.

>tries to shit on nintendo
>ends up shitting on arcades in the process
>ends up looking like a faggot
>gets called on it

See .

Is as retarded as people saying it looks cool.

How fat are you that you need to breath to laugh I am actually really embarrassed for you that you made this thread

I don't see what the problem is. There were third-party mini-cabinets that turned systems like the Playstation Vita and smartphones into little arcade machines. Any hobbyist with a 3D printer and a little bit of paint can do something like this.

>Joycon is blatantly designed to be used by thumbs
>Stick isn't long enough to be held in your hand
>Buttons aren't big enough to use with three fingers
>Can't do two player without huddling around the system
>Adult hands are too big to play with fingers-only on a joycon
This is the antithesis of an arcade cabinet.

The problem is "but nintendo."