Times When You Were Absolutely Devilish

>be black
>spawn as white man in Rust
>kill any blacks that dare cross my path and create a white utopia with my fellow Aryan brothers

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Do people still play rust? How's development going?

I bought fast food and disguised it as my own cooking.

hey guys im a ironic weeb ravioli ravioli dont lewd the dragon loli

How's that soy?

post more and you can have any devilish story you want

how do I become an unironic weeaboo?

i really, really like this image

im an ironic unweeaboo

More importantly where can I find me a milky mommy dragon woman? Do I have to be a shota, or is there a way to get it in adult mode?

I say gg ez every round, before the game is over

I am the same but I believe this unironically

By being my girlfriend

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

ok
we are now in love for as long as this thread lasts

You want me to send you dick pics or something?

You don't watch meme trash like this. Season fucking garbage like this is what's plaguing all of the internet. Fuck you. I bet you cute post also.

Woah there son, take me out to dinner or something first.

>muh manime
whatever nerd

>meme trash
>posts berserk

your edgelord anime isnt much better

When you stop saying "haha, just joking" in your mind after you do something weebish like buy anime statues.

Fuck me, is anyone else having connection problems?

You can stick to being an ironic weeb, but more and more people are getting irritated by your kind.

How is the Berserk manga meme trash?

Haha she's playing her trumpet backwards she's probably a vegetable LOL

LAWL XD LE FOTM THREAD DONT FUCKS THE KANNA DO NOT LEWD THE SATANIA XDDDD

>stealing someone’s car in PUBG while they look through a house
>say thanks as I leave

I only watch mature anime for mature weebs such as myself. Yare yare daze!!! xD

Yep watch more sophisticated stuff like le Lain and Monogatari and Lelouch's Rebellion and DBZ/JoJos manime

...

What is an ironic weeb

>implying I watch Jojo
>implying Jojo is worse than dragon maid or moe in general

Normal fags who pretend to like Anime and weeb culture in a desperate attempt to fit in.

>berserk
>not a meme manga

ATATATATATATATA
Omae wa mou shindeiru!

Still haven't explained how it's meme trash

what a shit get, why does Sup Forums always steal them

go to /jp/ and go hard deep balls deep into the IRC clique autism and spend money on pointless japanese tat & always talk about how you want to go to japan IRL to everyone who will listen

You must become the ironic ironic weeb like who you're replying to.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY THREAD?

>this sudden paranoia of LE IROIC WEEB BOGEYMAN since yesterday
Two days ago I said Sup Forums gets worse every day and it really shows. OP is just an image.

you shouldnt have started the thread with the ironic weeb anime girl

Because everyone like you constantly posts le edgy man with fuckoff sword and normally denounce any light hearted show while doing so.
It makes you reek of "only mature anime for mature watchers such as myself". Whether or not that is actually true to you is irrelevant, since it's most certainly not just you doing it.

>sudden

I don't care about who likes and doesn't like the dragon loli but Tooru is the thinking man's dragon maid.

Straight man
Fag

Get on my level nerd.

Did you look at the image I posted or are you just basing this all off of a thumbnail? You're actually retarded. Light hearted anime is fine, there's plenty of that. But absolute insulting trash is stuff like maid dragon. And I wouldn't mind if people weren't obnoxious about it, but they are.

Berserk is the quintessential "DUDE NOT ALL ANIME IS CUTE GIRLS SHIT I'M NOT A FUCKING WEEB" series.

>pend money on pointless japanese tat
Not even a weeb but I've spent too much money on gunpla and rider belts So does that make me a weeb?

Everyone is more vocal about it.

How? Believe it or not anime isn't just about waifus. I know that's hard to believe but there's more appeal to it than generic, archetype girls who have personalities that are so predictable

>smashed my controller with a mallet
>now I have to buy a new one

>How's development going?

Facepunch devs still making retarded game-shattering decisions with no intention of actually balancing the damn content already released.

Yes, people still play rust, but the vast vast VAST majority of them avoid official servers like the plague due to how fucking retarded/broken most new content is.

Performance continues to degrade due to the custom skins bloating

>LEL MY X ANIME IS BETTER THAN YOUR Y ANIME MOE CANCER
>LEL MY Y ANIME IS BETTER THAN YOUR X DUDEBRO CANCER

Is this the console wars of anime? Does this make me an anime IDORT?

/jp/ is just a /vg/ off-shoot now

We're not just talking about you here, that's the thing. (you) may not have been saying light hearted anime, but a ton of others have. Distorted Guts grimdark smile face is still Guts grimdark smile face. We're talking thousands of posts over time using Guts and Berserk as basically and being overtly edgy for the sake of edgy. That's how something becomes a "meme anime".

Massive one.

Bu-But I hate weebs

Hey, may daycare from way back when had a toilet that flushed from a button on the top of the lid.

NANI THE FUCK XD

>be male
>pretend im female
>dumb boys buy me games and give me free compliments which highly boost my ego
>insult them whenever they act badly and the response is for them to cower down and take it all up their ass without complaining

Whats it like being mentally ill?

>someone implies they're a girl
>type "girls don't play videogames, lmao"
>that'd probably get me b& in overwatch
It's amazing how one can learn to appreciate the lack of filter on CS:GO.

it's fun, you should try it sometime

what are you doing on Sup Forums if you aren't mentally ill

fuck off weaboo, kanna shitposter

you are the worse

I didn't know you posted here uncle ruckus

>go to anime con with a friend (female), her brother and her bf (also a friend, not as familiar though) earlier this year
>an old friend of her bf meets up with them
>introduce myself with a handshake
>"hi I'm user, the 3rd wheel"
>nobody comments on this or even really reacts to it, they were all mildly drunk at the time
don't know exactly how to feel about this or how it's related to the thread but I thought I'd mention it
I still think it was pretty funny, but I was only half joking at the time

>go to anime con

fuck you they're fun
it's how I met people who play 3rd strike on arcade cabinets in my area so that was worth it alone

>game tells me it's already saved
>don't save again

What's wrong user, no friends to go with?

I once made monkey noises at a black guy in overwatch voice chat.
Some other guy called me racist, then the black guy started making monkey noises at him, so I joined in.
We both went Winston and jumped around screeching like apes all match while we tried not to laugh our asses off.
We became friends and play hots together sometimes, so I can jack off to elves while he throws our team mates into forts with Garrosh.

>boss uses effect that applies a rapid damage over time unless you stop attacking
>keep attacking
>blame the healers when I die

Good for you user

>logging in to club penguin with mommy's permission

>playing TF2 as an Engineer
>building a teleporter, about to take it to the point
>scout jumps in it first
>Yell on mic "HE'S HACKING, KICK HIM"
>they do

That'll teach that little feller

F CP

>club penguin
user stop
it still hurts

>Join friends overwatch game
>get put on enemy team
>friend goes lucio
>build a tele near a cliff
>my friend blasts people off
>They keep coming through to try and kill him
>never works
too bad it's a no fun zone now

>MW2
>S&D, Scrapyard
>my entire team (all a clan except me) bailed right before the match started
>all of a sudden, 5v1 against me
>uh oh
>so what do i do, of course i camp
>camp in the building at the bottom of the map with the AA-12 pointed right at the doorway
>guy walks in
>*BANG*
>his friend walks in
>*BANG*
>silence for a little while
>i go down the stairs
>three at once climbing in the far window!
>lmao what a bunch of fucking idiots
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>me versus 5, I win the round
>they absolutely fucking rage on the mic
>"YOU CAMPING FUCKER"
>"YOU GAY FUCKING FAGGOT"

next round

>new players join
>would you believe it, only a whole bunch of nice black gentlemen
>they must have taken one look at the scoreboard and gone apeshit
>no idea I camped them out
>they see one guy fucked their entire team
>they all start laughing like crazy
>it sounds like a fucking zoo! (not racist, it just did sound like a chimpanzee exhibit going crazy)
>YOU THA MAN NIIGGA HAAHAA
>YOU THA MAN HAHAHAHAHAHA
>ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM QUITS THE GAME
>*looking for server*

coolest thing i ever partook in and i can never prove it.
the whitest nigga you ever seen in the heart of black appreciation.

Found the shitter mad his 6 man group can’t farm up an unraidable base in 6 hours because of upkeep while claiming it, “doesn’t hurt zergs”.

that sounds like a cool nigga

Alright I think I'm done with Sup Forums. Later fags.

Anime conventions are the fucking best

>have fairly expensive-ish looking DSLR
>walk around looking for cosplayers to shoot
>come across this literally potato looking Misty cosplayer
>99% sure she must be missing a few chromosomes or something
>know that cosplayers love getting their photos taken, it's a huge boost in your self esteem to be acknowledged by anyone even if they're just shooting you on their shitty camera phone
>poor little potato girl was probably ignored by every single photographer at the con
>run into her again
>make eye contact and smile
>put my hand on my camera and start walking towards her
>she notices and smiles at me
>walk past her to the closest person behind her
>ask loudly if I can take their picture
>after I finish, look around
>potato Misty is clutching her stuffed Togepi to her chest as she sulks away with her head down
That was a fucking great con