Devs trying so hard to make this shitty game average

devs trying so hard to make this shitty game average

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Because it makes no money and the elderly in retirement homes play this game all day.

Bingo is still popular though.

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No they're trying hard to sell shark cards
>20 bucks to just start the heist

it costs 2mil to start the heist? jesus christ. i remember having around 200k. did they make money farming easier or are they truly only after shark cards?

>4 year old gaem
>devs still putting out free dlc
FUCKING COCKSTAR YOUVE RUINED GTA, IM CANCELLING MY RDR2 PREORDER!!!!

wh.... whuh?
shark......... card??

This, there's so much potential for single player stuff. Someone post that quote from rockstar that they're moving away from single player

>Got like 50 million dollars thanks to hackers
>Can't buy anything new because shit is so expensive and I only have 1 million left
>Everything costs like 5 million
>You get 200k for doing a heist wich takes like two or three hours
>This game still costs $70
And people complain about EA? Rockstar is the biggest jew.

Wish I had friends so I could play online

Shhhhhaaaarrrrk caaaaaaard!??

>every new vehicle has an average price of 3.5 millions
>barely earn 200k of cash for every hour played

Fuck this fucking game. This is an insane level of greediness.

>did they make money farming easier

No, best way is still to do that car smuggling thing, but even that makes 200k an hour if you're lucky. And you need like five million to even set up that business

>they added in a Delorean that is as fast as a sports car, can hover on water, fly in the air at the same speed as a commercial airliner, and fire missiles and machine guns.

RIP free mode.

What the fuck?
Who thought that was a good idea?
Doesn't that make every single other vehicle in the game completely useless?

>"free" DLC
>have to grind for hours upon hours or get the credit card out to access it
You're either paying with cash or time, it isn't really free

There are rumors RDR2 doesn't even have a proper single player campaign.

How is the jetpack? Seems like they're going all out with this thing before moving on, there's not really much they could add at this point. I wonder how they'll handle shifting the online thing to a new GTA, will people just lose all their stuff? Seems like they'd need to make it a persistent thing since people have invested way too much into it at this point and I don't know if they'd want to grind out all the stuff again from the start. Then again there will always be new customers

>200k an hour
Never played the game confirmed.
You get 100k per high end car.
Costs nothing to source, costs 20k per car to set up a sale.
Solo, making 1 million in an hour isn't even unreasonable.
With a dedicated/bored friend or 2 you can easily make 10 million.
The business itself costs about 4 million if you don't own anything at all. roughly 2 million if you own a CEO office already.

yeah, most likely. saying that, it's not the first retardedly overpowered vehicle they've added.

The ones that have grinded (ground?) 100s of hours will be the first one lining up to suck rockstars cock for the chance to do it again even if they complain about it.

I used it for the mission it's introduced in and the car, while flying, can keep up with a large plane. You can even use it to shoot down helicopters.

>Never played the game confirmed.
You get 100k per high end car.
>Costs nothing to source, costs 20k per car to set up a sale.

Yes, so that's 80k per car, if there's no damage to it. With a 15 minute cooldown between each export, what does that add up to

55mil to get all the new shit
i have bonds saved and i'm not even going to bother with it.

>Never paid a dime
>Haven't played the game in 2 years
>Download update and get into new heists immediately

wow.. made me think.

How much does it payoff though?

Only host has to pay for the heist start, by the way.

Why grass is dotted and pixelerated on AMD video cards, I tried to run gta on gtx 750 ti and grass was good, but on rx 60 grass is dotted, wtf? Will amd fix this or not? Also on dirt rally same shit

I know about that one. It's fairly tame since it can pretty much only fly up once and glide back down. But a hovering, flying, shooting, floating, race car dolorean seems horrible.

The bike is useless against people on foot who can aim. It can't lock on to people on foot and the players body is totally exposed to gunfire.
Even easier if you have an explosive sniper rifle or shotgun, as those will cause the player on the bike to violently eject off if it doesn't outright kill them in a single shot.
The delorean is slow in the air and even when fully armored dies to a single homing missile. It's also not capable of making advanced/fast turns like a jet, has no countermeasures and is almost guaranteed to eat the rocket if its moving.

People are just pissing themselves because they can't ruin every player in the server with a hydra anymore and they fail to think outside of using vehicles to solve every problem.

have you tried powering the device on/off?

By your own math it would be 400k per hour.

They kind of undermined this DLC with the previous few updates. They added a huge underground govt facility but I just bought an underground bunker. They added a flying car but I just bought a flying rocket bike. They added all kinds of weaponized vehicles right after two updates of all kinds of weaponized vehicles.

So far my favorite things in the DLC are little stuff like the rally 911 and being able to take the sniper scope off the marksman rifle. And if you aren't aware there's going to be months of dripfed vehicles every week, some of them are looking really cool if you're into cars.

>AMD

If you buy AMD you should be able to live with that kind of shit

I do worry with how gta:o was handled what it'll mean for RDR2.

At the same time R* have relied on sharkcards for way to long as easy income and it easily shows how they dont want to give it up and move on.

At the very least they could add all the dlc vehicles, weapons, tattoos, etc. to the single player mode so even if you cant/won't be able to use an online you could still at least play with em

How do you manage to make 4 * 80k into 400k

>New Achievements
>Complete all elite challenges
>Complete all criminal mastermind challenges (3 times)

There goes my 100% completion for gta 5.

>to the single player mode so even if you cant/won't be able to use an online you could still at least play with em
Then how you force people to buy it and if its shit and they dislike it they can't do anything about it?
R* is full jew mode

they stopped that because you could try before buy in SP. with no loss if it's shit. youtubers would review it day one, "it's shit don't buy"
R* couldn't have that.

5 * 80k. You sell a car before the cooldown starts and sell another at 60 minutes. Takes like 1 minute to actually sell a car.
So I guess it'd actually take about 65 minutes to make 400k doing absolutely nothing but selling cars and going AFK during the cooldowns.

>cars that make it piss easy to kill everyone in session that cost enough cash that is more than 40 dollars in real world dollars to buy one
sounds good, god i love the taste of rockstar's huge cock

>9 hours of work to buy even one old car
>or just pay 40 bucks for a single car

Does somebody here know how long it usually takes for a new Script Hook V to come out after a game update?

>Have to complete the new heists on hard with 2, 3, then 4 people all without dying once

I thought V multiplayer achievements were nice because they weren't as obnoxious as IV asking you to do everything. guess rockstar just couldnt resist including some shitty achievements last second.

>You sell a car before the cooldown starts

wut, the cooldown happens after you sell a car. So you sell one, then you have to dick around for a bit. Delivering one car takes closer to five minutes on average so actually it's like 20 minutes per car which comes in at 240k

>mod money
>get banned
>all stuff deleted
>new char
>mod money
>get banned
>all stuff deleted
>mod money
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>all stuff deleted
>new char
>mod money
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>mod money
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all depends on alexandria the blade
he gets all pissy and holds back on the updates just to show his power over users.

it could take days/weeks.

3.6 million is enough to buy almost any of the new vehicles.
Also, this is assuming you're lazy as fuck and don't do the smart thing and run coke/crates/bunker supplies/missions/SOMETHING in that 15 minutes of cooldown.
I stand by it being pretty doable to make 1 million in an hour with the right setup.
If you have 3-5 friends you could potentially make 10 million in a day as that hugely ups the speed at which you can gather resources for sale.

Really it sounds like you'd rather just complain than put some effort in.

It's not so bad. It's the closest thing we've had to a pleb filter in the game since it's been made, considering the game is babby hold your hand in everything else. I've seen level 500s dying left and right because they cant just put on all their big boy armor and spam rpgs and auto mgs, they drop dead in seconds. feels abit like gta 4/max payne 3 again, feels good.

>I technically "stole" thousands of dollars worth of content from Rockstar
Thank you for the funbux, hackers

doesn't mod or glitch his money

Even at that level of income, its still 9 hours of playing retard. Stop defending this trash game. No, it isn't okay just because you CAN do it by not paying money. 9 hours for a single car is completely unreasonable especially when they add like 5 each update.

>Comanche

Is this the fucking 90s

this, join a fucking money lobby user

>Game is literally called "Grand Theft Auto"
>Have to fucking purchase cars and can't just steal them and put in your garage

And people defend this shit? Why?

It's 2k running the show.
I mean, just look at this shit; store.playstation.com/en-au/product/EP1004-CUSA00411_00-STARTERPACKOG001

Shame because like any GTA there's always fun to be had, but everything in online is locked behind paywalls that have been getting bigger and bigger. Not to mention they've turned freeroam into a griefers paradise, which ofc costs money to participate/defend yourself against.
They literally added an orbital laser that can automatically instakill anyone on the map... for $750,000 (like $10 real cash?)
Taking the worst from the PC cheating experience and charging for it.
I'm really worried that RDR2 is gonna be absolute dog shite now, and I used to defend R*.

GTA O is the normiest game out right now, alongside destiny. people dont play it to have fun, because its not fun. they play it to treat it like social hub 2.0 where they flex their epic (virtual) rank, money, and all their pretty cars. everyones walking around with rapper colored dreads and nike parkas in the game, its like the most insufferable irl shit turned up x100 because the games mostly populated by teens.

Miss GTA IV/SA multiplayer, desu.

Not my fault it takes you 5 minutes to drive some of the fastest cars in the game slightly north of the city.
Sell a car, 1 minute
15 cooldown (16 mins)
Sell another car, 1 minute
15 cooldown (32 mins)
Sell a 3rd, 1 minute
15 cooldown (48 mins)
Sell a 4th, 1 minute
15 min cooldown (Oh no! 64 minutes!)
Sell a 5th, 1 minute (Aw shit, 65 minutes)

The one saving sole grace I have for RDR2 is that the setting shouldn't allow for epic tacticool stuff. Multiplayer on RDR was fun for a bit because since most things were semi-auto you had to be at least a bit careful with things, and while gameplay was pretty basic it felt satisfying and as if you earned each kill.

For GTAO I just feel like im killing NPC because the guns have the worst combination possible of having no kick on top of being boring and skilless to use.

I don't know. Me and some friends play a lot of free roam missions and have 6 of us all in a van roaming about, its pretty comfy/fun stuff.

Game CAN be fun, but you have to make your own fun.
Which is shit game design.

>load up Grand Theft Auto V
>play a round of golf
what the FUCK rockstar

fuck.

I kinda know what you mean, me and some slav friends ocasionally play with typical adidas wear and all black hats and the ak replica with the lada lookalike and all that. But it's so rare that we still get on the game because it's just so fucking boring. PVP just boils down to lobbing rpgs, grenades, and abusing the lockon heavy MG. They can't possibly expect it to be fun or satisfying to anyone after that max payne 3 multiplayer they had.

oh come now you can't call them all one minute long when some of the delivery locations are clearly further away than others

Just setting up the sale takes a minute. You should time how long it takes to get rid of one car, you might be surprised

What? You can't steal cars in online?

this is a thing for some reason
youtube.com/watch?v=M_pWndtOR9A&t=132s

Only the cheap ones off the street
The high end cars can't be stored in your garage or don't spawn in traffic

Yeah. You've had a very similar experience to me by the sounds of it.
The new heists are decent, but I'm lucky as I have 2 hackers in my group who have unlimited money, and they just buy everything for us to use. Lol.

If a car is too nice, it can't be stored in your garage.
Also, some cars/vehicles need you to shill out literal millions to get it its own fucking garage.

I'm not even overstating that. Some vehicles that could fit in your apartment garage, can't be stored there for (((reasons))) and you need to drop millions on a fucking bunker or some shit

>Didn't even read the whole post
>Can't stand the idea of putting more than 10 hours of playtime into a single game

I'm not even defending the game, I just hate people who don't educate themselves and spread false information to others based on shit they heard from someone else or a bad personal experience.

it feels good to be a patrician amongst the normie rabble, I can't help it

>GTA wants to become Saints Row
pottery

Does it still take half an hour to load?

Is x4 880k + gtx 1050 2gb good for GTA V??????????
I need everything on high except grass and 4x msaa. Will I get 35-40 stable fps on full hd???????

what is? tldw

no, you are the normie. in fact, the biggest normie there is for caring.

fuck off.

not a snoball's chance in hell.
low settings for you.

I'm aware of the irony, but it feels good anyway what can I say

>Can't stand the idea of putting more than 10 hours of playtime into a single game

You're not playing the game to have fun at that point, you're just grinding to buy some dumb trinket ten hours later

you're a fucking retard I'm using your numbers. Even at the level of income which you stated, that the other user claims is too high, it would take 9 hours to get 3.5m for a single car. Just one fucking car takes 9 hours. That means this one update (total cost 55m) adds in 140 hours of grinding into the game. If we take into account the content already in the game we're probably looking at well over 2000 hours of grinding. Just to put that into perspective, 2000 hours is 83 days. So no, I'm not willing to put over 100 days of my life into a game when i could just work at mcdonalds for a while and get enough real money to buy that progress from rockstar. I'm not going to do that because I don't support greedy jews

You're driving a super car. Hit the highway.
Even if you somehow get there way late or crash into everything or something you're looking at 70 minutes.
The real secret is to not follow the shit GPS and know the roads well enough to find the path with the least turning.

Are you guys seriously this retarded? It's so easy to just cheat in cash.

>enough of a normie to care about trends, status, and money
>pursues these things in a video game rather than real life

What? I have x4 845 and amd r7 250 now and everything on high but without msaa and grass and I got 40 stable fps.

SAY THAT TO ME IN GAME NOT REAL LIFE SEE WHAT HAPPENS??????

2gb vram
>40 fps
disable shadows completely in the .ini
welcome to 60 fps.

>have to play the game to get things in the game
Are you retarded?

Dicking around and making lods of emone with some friends has been pretty great fun.

>Still didn't read the full post
You know that whole part about doing other shit to make more money during the cooldowns?
Damn son, reading comprehension.
Also, you don't gotta own every vehicle.
There's a lot of not so good or notsofun ones you can easily skip.

I'm certain at this point that you don't even play games to enjoy yourself.
Get some friends
Turn a car sale into a race with super cars
Snatch some crates while rolling around dressed as 50s gangsters hanging off the side of a car with a tommygun
Live a little
Have some fun

or you know, just don't play the game at all from the sounds of it.
It doesn't sound like you'd enjoy it even if everything was free.

Are you retarded? You've always been doing that in every game is essential unlimited progression.

Faggots like you disgust me, this only offends you because gta uses literally money to mark progress/power.

This is a nice listen, to be fair.

Does anyone know of a mod that unlocks all the multiplayer shit on single player? I just enjoy driving around and doing random stuff.

Nah. It's pretty shit.

I'm really glad that it's this way, little bitches such as yourselves who are too prideful to use actual money, and too lazy to actually play the game to get the things you want.

It's not hard at all, to spend 1-2hrs making a couple million when you're free to play.

This is just like when i'd used to grind in maple story, and gain 15 exp everyday, Of course i could have bought exp boost from the nexon shop, but i did it all for free as the game afforded me that luxary.

GTAO is even more reasonable, I grinded out 10 mil in a week with some randoms off the gtao forums right before heist came out, it was a blast.

It's just really funny to see little kids cry about not having money in a game they don't put effort in, you deserve to get cucked out of 20 dollars by rockstar.

Oh yeah, like Ocean's songs and other rapshit. Some good tunes, though.

This.

>who are too prideful to use actual money

>1-2hrs making a couple million
lol. best ever was RR grinding 30k+ every 3 min.

Name a worse radio station (this is a humorous trick because it isn't possible, you see)

>people time/cost calculating the most effective way of generating income like /biz/
>they do it for a time sink vidya game

to prove that the game is garbage