EA YES!

EA YES!

memes aside, i'm pretty happy actually

>burnout paradise
>not burnout takedown

PC when?

literally nobody wanted this. burnout 2 or burnout takedown. all the others are mediocre

HEY HEY YOU YOU

fuck y'all I love paradise

this

REMAKE 3. NOT FUCKING PARADISE.

WOAH WOAH
WOAH WOAH
MY FINGER STUCK ON THE TRIGGER

I have some news for you...

FUCK OFF WITH SHITTY PARADISE

Paradise had such good classical music

>everyone wants 3
>not Revenge, which was basically a much improved 3
Also, this is probably to gauge interest in a potential new Burnout game.

>paradise
excuse me what the fuck
who asked for this

It's been on steam for years m8. It lacks the DLC however.

This. The pre-Paradise games only continued to evolve and they all have such a rich track variety. Paradise isn't a bad game but it just feels sterile and it's a shame it's the only option for Steam players so far.

>The latest version of a pre-Paradise Burnout you can get is Revenge for the 360

Revenge had worse tracks and fucking traffic checking and crashbreakers in races. The only thing it improved was the crash mode.

>EA finally remastering something
SKATE WHEN

YES. Keep the origianl soundtrack for FFUCKS SAKE!

I hope it's just more remakes. I don't want EA to make a new Burnout after what they did to NFS

3>Revenge
Revenge ditched Striker and the tracks are even more of a clusterfuck than 3.

What's wrong with traffic checking and crashbreaker races?
Getting trickshot takedowns was pretty sweet.

i fear a new burnout with Criterion would be shit

they have leaking talents over the years thanks to EA forcing them making cinematic NFS

How about 1,2,Takedown and Revenge collection instead?

Why the fuck Paradise? Takedown or Revenge, that's what anyone could ever need.

>tfw we no longer are the lazy generation

This.
And this.

Posting made easy. Thanks for having good opinions on a game for once Sup Forums

>ywn play Burnout 3 online again

Inb4 they add Microtransactions like the greedy little shits they are

Revenge's sound track was ass, and traffic checking kind of killed the tense feeling that came with dodging traffic.

>Also, this is probably to gauge interest in a potential new Burnout game.
I want to fucking strangle the fucking suits who pull this shit

>Re-release worst game in series to "gauge interest"
>No one fucking buys it cause it's the worst one
>HURR DAT MUS MEEN NO ONE LIKE IT NO MORE

Someone tell gerstmann.

Switch is where all the ports should be going too. Is it getting a Switch release? It would be perfect for it. Racing on the go!

Then we should make sure as few people as possible buy it. I'm not sure I'll be able to handle Burnout being ruined by EA and neo-criterion. Just let it rest, Takedown and Revenge both run well on PCSX2, let it stay dead as a good series.

Traffic checking made the sameway traffic lanes way too safe, with the way cars homed in on opponents and you got boost for each hit it didn't even cost you speed. Same for the crashbreakers, it pretty much removed any risk of losing positions in a crash because you could just instantly explode and take the next 3 people behind you out instantly.

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY

Actually, it's possible. Paradise could run maxed 60+ fps on toasters in it's release time in 2009, Switch would have no trouble with it.

Petition for Burnout HD Collection when HD Collection that isn't just "Paradise + DLC" fuck off with that horseshit

>traffic checking kind of killed the tense feeling that came with dodging traffic

You have less leeway with traffic checking than you might think. It's not just a matter of 'oh I hit the car at any angle other than 90 degrees, fucking nailed it'.

>lower the overall price
>still have to buy all the legend cars, Big Surf Island and the bikes separately

Dude I remember it well. "Less leeway" is still a bigger grace period than "not at all"

>>Re-release worst game in series to "gauge interest"
>>No one fucking buys it cause it's the worst one
>>HURR DAT MUS MEEN NO ONE LIKE IT NO MORE

When they purposefully pick the worst one, its because they don't want to actually make a new one so they'll pretend theres no interest and make it look like they tried

>mfw planes make it in

>Yus, I luv me self remusters. Remastr Dork Seuls PLZ XD

CURRENT GEN consoles everybody.

I love paradise, but theyll ruin it and it doesnt need the remaster, you can play it on pc and it looks great still

>REMAKE 3
>after touch takedowns

literaly in the garbage tier

Good wojak dank memes brew
Now go back to playing daddy simulator and waiting for a proper emulation of demon's souls and P5

fpbp

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>takedown
>not revenge

Paradise is a shit game so no thanks
The open city layout means every race is 5 seconds of "get onto major road" and then the rest is driving in an almost straight line because you can choose the route and there are shortcuts on literally every corner
Corners are important in driving games believe it or not and an open city cannot beat a tightly designed course

If you where anywhere near halfway decent at the game no one could pass you but on maybe 2 short sections of the track each race because you could just cover nearly the entire track with your car

wanna know how I know you played burnout 3 in your room alone at night?

this fucking shit right here

>happy for more remasters
Hang yourself.

>tfw paradise had the most demanding corners in the whole series

what exactly are you huffing?

>wanna know how I know you played burnout 3 in your room alone at night?

Dude it's not like I had a choice, I had a sister with no interest in the game and my parents refused to buy me the network adapter, they also hated having people over so no chance to play with real life friends either.

I would imagine burnout 3 has far more fans and is legit nostalgic for people so wouldnt that make them more money? Then again 3 hardly needs a remaster, it still holds up very well.

Burnout paradise was a seriously great game and I spent probably 200 hours in it but it did not need this. Seriously did not need this at all.

WOW THE BURNOUT EVERYONE HATES

GREAT IDEA

The only thing I'm waiting for are the NEW games. Not fucking remasters.
RPCS3 can emulate Demon's Souls more than properly. With all the enhancements it provides, it actually shits on original PS3 version.

3 would literally just need a graphical update and that's it. Leave everything else the same.

I looked up the Burnout 3 trailer for the hell of it, why did I feel the same hype I felt when I first started the game as a kid?
God the nostalgia is taking me

>remaster of worst Burnout
No thanks, bring back proper tracks and crash mode

>worst burnout
fuck that

Actually that's 1, 2 and 4. Paradise is good.

Yet another lazy remake, and brainlets cheer this on. Devs have never been lazier

>I never played the multiplayer

Are all 3 fags lonely neets with shit internet connections?

meant for

This

every burnout game with hand crafted tracks is better than burnout paradise

Why do people hate on paradise so much
Its my favorite tied with 2

Which DLC? Paradise Ultimate Edition is available on Steam with the bikes and shit. Was there another DLC?

But EA don't want to make switch games anymore after nobody bought the shit PS3/360 port of FIFA 18

>remaster instead a new game or iteration

because almost every race through a square grid city is exactly the same and the only good corners are in the top left corner of the map. also, destinations make every race the same route after the first 30 seconds.

pretty sure the steam version lacks the extra island that the consoles have

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING THE GOOD GUY

Because its fucking boring

Because every race is either "Make a bunch of 90 degree turns in the southeast" or "Take the same path you always do to the north/northwest." Burnout 3 actually had dozens of diverse and interesting tracks. Burnout Paradise effectively has maybe 4.

>the only good corners are in the top left corner of the map
>I am bad at drifting


the top left is the easy drift section of the map bro, to hit shortcuts in the city without stopping you have to be perfect when sliding thought

>remake
>not even the best burnout (3)
yeah no thanks.

Is there any possibility of them keeping the original soundtrack?

all of these

explain what's so special about this game
I don't see what is fun about free roam races over a small boring map with lame cars and arcade car mechanics, OVER and OVER again...
is it the music? because there's nothing memorable about that other than 2 or maybe 3 songs

>I didn't play the multiplayer

You can literaly edit your own checkpoint races to make whatever kind of coarse you want

Woah I didn't even know there was such a DLC. Apparently there's another one too that added a Cops and Robbers mode for multiplayer but it wasn't available on PC.

>I don't like racing games

Go back to mario kart

I didn't like it much because the open world stuff felt tacked on and didn't like what they did with the crash mode.

It's like old nfs games, you just roam around and do drifts and stunts while collecting new cars. Paradise has an extremely forgettable and generic world but the core gameplay is fun for those who like silly arcade racing.

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>Ican'tdriftorshortcut.jpg

>if you put multiplayer in a bad game it becomes fun

and when you put multiplayer in a good game it becomes even more fun.
hence why paradise is the worst burnout game. good job.

>shortcuts
>paradise
lmao
go ask your dad to borrow his copy of takedown

The multiplayer in everything past 2 for numbered titles was trash thanks to aftertouch take downs

literaly unplayable

And I don't play racing games to just exploit rubber band ai, that is for retards who just want to feel good about themselves

>If you drift on a boring map it becomes fun

>takedown
>maybe 3-4 shortcuts a full track

>paradise
>3 shortcuts on the main drag of just a 1.5 mile sprint

>remaster

So just upscaled resolution instead new game?

>I need big arrows to show me where to turn

and yes, burnout is heavily about the enjoyment of drifting, that is one of the core aspects of game play and it shows no heaver use than in paradise's city design. If you can't drift you will to hit the fastest lines, and hitting fast lines is what racing is.


3fags just want there car bowling back that was never good int eh first place

>If you can't drift you will to hit the fastest lines

you will not*

Are you trying to imply drifting in burnout has ever been difficult or interesting?

It is way harder in paradise to thread your car thought gaps the size of the car going sideways then it is to drift down a main boulevard dodging maybe the one car that happens to be on the corner

its elevating what it is expecting you to do from 3 to be successful, I find that fun, its not the most difficult of concept

Wow consoles are getting a new gam-oh wait,yet another remaster.

WHERE IS MY DEAD SPACE HD COLLECTION, EA

>remaster of a last gen game that looks and works perfectly fine
end this terrible meme

>no PC
fuck off

!!!!!