This is my wife, she is far superior to your wife

This is my wife, she is far superior to your wife.

Is that so? Well then OP let me ask you a question.
Did you get Selene in your house?

>literally a gold-digging skank

Is that Jewtits from Dragon's Dogma?

a shitty drawing is your wife?

phew have fun with that kid, legalize it if you will

Thing is my wife is real though.

>tfw got her in the house and busty blonde as a wife
Living the life.

Then I can call you my nigga! Honestly there's only one wrong choice for waifu and that's the Princess. Fuck that hoe, I throw pawns wearing her eyesore in the ocean.

>tfw practically no art of Quina
She might not have been the cutest, but the girl loved you most of all. Such dedication.

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>ywn hold her money bags while she holds her money bags

feels bad man

>Rescue Selene
>Finish Madeleines questline
>Marry Mercedes
>Fuck the duchess
Harem ending best ending

My wife is a mighty warrior able to warm beds with the best of them.

>not while she holds your "coinpurse"

ONE FUCKING JOB user

>tfw no older and taller Milf for a wife who treats you like her child

my condolences

Post the good one.

my rpgfu could beat your rpgfu in a fight!
they'd probably both just fail miserably though

So is your mother-in-law.

Ewww...

Good news! In SotFS Felicia can be summoned for Ruin Sentinels! No drowning!

>not having a wife who used to be a former cosplayer and only reserves it specifically for sex

I’m living the Dream boys

>No drowning!
ha
ha
ha

you underestimate 1 int

>a former cosplayer
Might as well marry an escort.

Go away normalfag

And that is supposed to make the OP wrong?

Her boobs are being squeezed to death.

She's really good. If it weren't for Quina being created as nothing but literal waifu-fodder, Madeleine would definitely be best girl.

>quina
weird taste but at least you're not a rat fucker

>It costs 5,000G to get from Cassardis to Gran Soren
>It costs 50,000G to get back

What the fuck Maddy?

If she was a true gold digger she wouldn't bother trying to set up her own shop, she'd have just sold her body to the highest bidder like she feared she would have to to after she was ruined by being loosely connected to Salvation. Jewtits has ambitions to make money on her own terms.

Funny thing about that, despite being the CHILDHOOD FRIEND Quina doesn't believe in you either. Visit her in the church just before fighting Grigori and she'll beg you to return home

>I care not what title you possess, no man can slay that dragon

I wanted Quina as my wife, but this bitch is the last female I talked to.
Atleast it wasn't Fournival

>tfw you're who requested that the image in OP be drawn in the first place
Madeleine is MY WIFE.

actual best girl coming through

Your main pawn makes the best wife.

She tried to fuck that douche from the castle in the main city like the second he went outside. Anyone that waifus this whore is either a cuck or isn't using the head on their shoulders.
>not a gold digger
>literally asking you to give her money
This board is fucking pathetic.

To be fair, Julien did kind of implicate her considering he climbed the ranks of Salvation using the medallions she was selling. Also consider that the Gran Soren guards are all inept idiots which was half the reason Julien sold out Gran Soren to begin with.

She's just very worried for you. EVERYBODY is scared of the fucking dragon and hyping it up to be worse than it is.

>Marrying a serial attention whore
>Feeling the need to show off about it

Good job.

God-tier taste right there

Not like she was loyal to anyone at the time. Probably was looking to get her rocks off just for the night. Hell a married woman can hit on you if you go snooping around the castle. And I'm not even talking about Aelinore either.

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OP, i regret to inform you that your wife has no nipples

>>>/reddit/ is that way

More importantly why is she hold a big piece of ham above a water bucket?

Holy fuck, you're white knighting for a whore. One made out of pixels.

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She can warm my bed any night of the week

She's not real you pathetic weeb piece of shit. A million faggots claim that she's their wife too, you fucking virtual cuck. You'll never get a wife and you'll die alone.

Well the Dragon potentially is that bad. It's just that Grigori never has the chance to burn shit down. According to the church, the Dragon has this system in how it works. It appears 3 times in each region if everything goes to plan. The first time it shows up to select an Arisen after which it disappears to regain strength. The second appearance it challenges the Arisen to a fight. The third appearance only happens if the Arisen fights the dragon and loses at which point it burns downs the Arisen's entire country.

The problem here is that most Arisen die before they ever even see the Dragon. A guy in town will tell you about a time the Dragon popped up in the capital city, hung out for a while, and then just left. Presumably to select a new Arisen. Which makes me think Edmun knew what he was doing in trying to get you killed doing pointless missions that accomplished nothing. If the current Arisen died then the Dragon would leave and he could continue spending his country's money on parties and new wives.

[spoilers] Yes I talked to every NPC at every chapter in this game and read the adventure chapters too.

You're not married to her and you're probably never going to marry anyone.

Not really white knighting. Just don't see anything wrong with having some quick fun for a night.

Go back to r9k

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Quina you say?

I don't think the Duke was clever enough or sane enough for a plan like that.

It's more likely that he was delusional and thought that the player character would make the same deal that he did with the Dragon. he honestly didn't believe anybody would ever be brave enough to fight the dragon. In his mind, if you reached the Dragon you would absolutely make the deal of trading your true love and then you would absolutely come to kill him and steal the dukedom from him. That explains how he reacts when you return in post-game

Is it morally wrong to fuck your pawn?

I agree with this. It's most likely why he is about to send you on a far away mission before Salvation fucks things up for him.

This. That nigger was brain fucked, he wouldn't put a plan like that together.

It's technically mastubation since they aren't living creatures.

No, pawns are made for fucking on the side. I'm sure they get passed around all the time by the enlistment corps.

>She tried to fuck that douche from the castle in the main city like the second he went outside.
You mean when she used her feminine wiles to try and get Julian to offer her more work? Don't get upset because you can't see past the obvious.

>not a gold digger
>literally asking you to give her money
Are your friends gold diggers for asking to borrow money? She even mentions she'll try to pay you back.

>Anyone that waifus this whore is either a cuck or isn't using the head on their shoulders.
>Not wanting a self motivated entrepreneur to be raking in the gold while you become god

okay first of all, she's NOT real
you can't marry a fictional character and even if you did how are you going to explain that to your friends and family
get a grip on reality and wake up from your fantasy
stop spouting things like "3DPD," and maybe you'll have a chance with real women instead of drawings

Well that's fair. My favorite thing is how the Duke's story just breaks down the closer you get to the Dragon. At the start he's like "yeah man we got these Wyrmhunt missions to strengthen the country against the Dragon. By having my guys fight goblins and griffins who have nothing to do with anything. Get out there and try not to come back you little fuck." But by the time Grigori challenges you and you talk to Edmun again he's not even pretending anymore and straight up tells you to your face that attacking the Dragon is an act of treason against the crown. Remember that Dragon that he supposed to be trying to kill?

Jewtits > Goth Loli > Childhood Friend > She-Goat > Princess

Too bad you can't just fuck your pawn because none of those are that great overall.

Just about everyone's wife is better than my right hand

Begone filth.

normalfag

Did she sleep with anyone for money though? Seems kind of odd that she'd dread having to do that if she had done it already.

Well Maddie was in a bad place both times she asks for money. The first time the only things she owns is the stuff on her back and needs start up money. The second time she lost everything and was basically booted on the street. I can't really blame her for entertaining the idea of just becoming a street whore to make ends meet.

A skank is a skank, no mental gymnastics will help you.

see

No.

>can't just fuck your pawn
t. Daimon

No Maddie has never sold herself. At least nothing in the game states or implies that. She mentions she would play the role of a whore if she needed to but she also mentions that she probably wouldn't live very long if she did that so it was the absolute last resort for her. Girl's an entrepreneur tooth and nail.

Great rebuttal lol

Ashe is a weird fucking character. Guy falls in love with his mother figure. Then when the mother figure disappears he falls in love with the Pawn that slowly emulates his mother figure.

This is my waifu according to the dragon. Say something nice about her!

>She even mentions she'll try to pay you back.
Wow. user, I have a bridge outside Greatwall Encampment I'd like to sell you. Interested?

She's shit at business. The 50k is to cover the massive debts she racked up.

That was the point, mongoloid.

He's got a nice mustache

Least you don't have to sheath Caxton's masterwork

That's because he mustache a favor of you, Arisen.

>okay first of all, she's NOT real
OBVIOUSLY NOT you fucking genius. Goddamn, you type of faggots are no fun and everything goes over your puny head. Just go back to where ever the fuck you crawled from.

What debts? She was making stupid amounts of money because half of Gran Soren was buying up her medallions for Grigori's fan club

Uh... Thicc?

Yeah!?

Literally no one believes you.

>A knightly customer? Oh, we get all kinds in here, Arisen, but how is it your business? Surely 'tis not jealously steers your questions? Oh, fie! You needn't worry on that account! I have eyes only for the purses of any what pass through that door.
>That knight comes here with some regularity. He asked the names of those who purchased the rare medallions I came upon not long ago. His reward was impressive to say the least. I speak of money, fool! Not...other things! Fie, but your jealously is a thing to behold.

Madeleine haters blown the fuck out

When mommyfagging goes to far

>not wanting milkies

That's not REAL thick

She'd probably conveniently "forget" about it, but the point is if she truly was gold digging why would she even remind someone she owed them money?

Pics or it didn't happen, foghat

My waifu could beat up your waifu

I like the way you think, buddy.
Probably give great tusk-jobs.

I can't tell if Maddy is being playful or enjoys that you're jealous of her. She's kind of a carefree character. Which is a sharp difference to the rest of the cast who has some varying form of a sob story.

What do you think happened to all that money when it came to light that she was selling medallions to doomsday cultists?

Here's a hint: she didn't get to keep it.