Lowest ranked team in the league

>lowest ranked team in the league
>haven't won a game in ten years
>gets seeded

Wakka sucked off a judge.

Blitzball was a dumb minigame.

t. shitter

>only 5 teams in the whole world
>excluding the worst team would still mean they wouldn't have enough people to even have a "league"
Blitzball was dumb as both a game and a story mechanic. But then, this is Final Fantasy.

>Savescum like a MOTHERFUCKER to win the tournament
>nothing happens

Except you get Wakka to leave the team feeling like he accomplished something. Even though he didn't really do anything except run into somebody who happens to play for a better team.

>tfw I woke up one day with an extreme craving for blitz ball
>Never played a game of it beyond the required story progession
>Play from morning to night, probably to around 1am with almost no rest, 100% blitz ball
I don't know what the fuck came over me but I craved that stronger than I've craved love or affection. Blitz ball truly is life.

I played Blitzball until I filled a legal pad and started to enjoy it, then I found out you can hide behind your own goal with the ball to kill the clock.

>solely win the tournament as Tidus
>get kicked out so Wakka can win and feel good about himself
Fuck Wakka

>superchad's only shtick
>saves to world
Fuck just make yuna a blitzballer and x-2 woulda been a smash hit.

Isn't it canon that they lost?

He's lucky he's been such a bro to Tidus,have the attack reels, and a unique weapon.

Otherwise he would've been on my shitlist

I don't care what anyone says, the whole time leading up to the tourney everybody was shittalking the Aurochs, there was no fucking way I was going to just let them lose.
Aurochs rule, faggots.

They did...

You get some strength spheres or something. I forget. The reward is trivial anyway.

Early Strength Sphere makes an already easy game even easier. If you do the lightning mini-game up to 150, you get three more. Give them all to Auron or Tidus, and they'll be doing 9999 by mid-game.

You get a cool trophy and if you use the strength sphere on one of the main attackers they'll be OP as fuck.

STOP RIGHT THERE GOERS!

>Savescum
lele, back in the day my friend said it was impossible to win that tourney, my strategy was basically make sure to score one goal, swim back to my own then shoot from there to run out the clock.

Pussies, both of you

>not passing the ball between the """best""" shooters constantly to quickly boost your stats so you can have a little more fairness during the 2nd half.

I doubt you ever touched a pussy

Does waggling the thumbsticks actually give you a better chance or catching the ball at the beginning of either half?
Sounds like bullshit but it always seems to work for me.

It's just a numbers game user... I'm sorry to ruin your dreams.

And I doubt you ever won an honest game of blitzball

So it's just been a placebo all these years? I read about it back when the game came out and still did it every match even in the HD collection.

If Jecht is a dream of the Fayth, how can he be the Fayth of another dream?

You get a +4 strength Sphere.
You can either put it on Yuna's route aand have your Aeon's start hitting for almost 50% more than they did, or you can put it on your regular fighter's route and have them get similar if not even bigger results.
+4 str is humongous this early on.

>honest
An opposing team literally kidnapped one of my party to make me lose, geddafuggoudaheah

That always bugged me. Like, it turns out later that the Al Bhed only kidnapped the summoners to stop the pilgrimages, but if that's the case, why did they add the "throw the game" caveat?

I literally became a champ at water polo because of this minigame. Changed my life for the better to be honest famalam.

You're also probably fit as fuck.

The Fayth dreams that he is the Fayth of another dream.

Al Bhed are fucking niggers that deserve genocide. Nothing thetmy have ever said or done is praise worthy. Fuck them.

Better dead than Al Bhed

>but if that's the case, why did they add the "throw the game" caveat?
False flag/cover up?

Blitzball was a shit minigame for one reason:

the best strategy to win was to score one point, then swim around the map and occasionally pass to run down the clock.

Trying to actually "play" made every game take 3 times as long because the clock froze for a lot of kinds of actions or when you scored. And considering the sheer volume of games you need to play to win a tournament, that's a lot of time swimming around with Brother waiting for the fucking clock timer to run out.

For this reason, Wakkas legendary weapon was by far the most annoying to unlock for me. It was worse than the chocobo riding balloon minigame, worse than dodging lightning, worse than collecting fucking butterflies. Blitzball is just so boring

So it's the old "I only pretended to be retarded" excuse, except "retarded" is replaced with "terrorist?"

Hey if it works in real life..

Well in a league with four teams, what else can you do?

>Aurochs actually have good stat growths
>literally every single one of them is playing the wrong position for their stats
Wakka was a shit coach

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How come when the Japanese are racist on purpose it's so good?
How come they aren't racist by accident anymore?

You're now imagining Jake the dog being racist towards al bhed

TIL they're the same VA.

No, becuase I was born before 2004.

I want Wakka to suck me off so his team doesn't end up getting disbanded, I'd take photos and blackmail him into doing more until he enjoys it so much he becomes my personal bitch willingly.

>I can't imagine a cartoon dog being racist and how that might be humorous because I was born before this year
t. 2003 birth

The best thing Sup Forums has done for me is remind me how tame my fetishes are.

Don't you have to go to bed soon?

same. being a footfag here is normie tier.

someone post the tile guy

You're underage and/or a faggot for thinking Adventure Time is humorous.

>thinking is hardcore
Mindbreaking and NTR is baby shit at this point.

do you have the iceberg meme

So your autism caused you to latch onto and focus on the show its from
If I had said Futurama you would have started rambling about how bad the later seasons were wouldn't you
Go tell you mother you need your pills

We need more magic sports games. I want NBA Street back

Case in point.

>keepa
>the goalie
>actually has the highest shooting stat in the game

Touched a nerve did I? Sorry I insulted your favorite cartoon you retarded faggot

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then Bender, whatever

Do people actually play BB to lvl99? I can't even imagine how monotonous that must be. One League only gets my most played players up to the low teens.

geometric shapes is too high. Normies can never appreciate the erotic nature of a sphere

Ive gotten all my players to 99 3 times over the years since X came out and in the 30-50 range about 5 times aswell

How long does that take?

I'm sure there are plenty of autists that grind mindlessly to max level because Final Fantasy games attract those kinds of people, but I think they just made the level cap much higher than you would ever need because it didn't matter. Similar to how the level cap in Earthbound is 99 but you'll only be like level 30 by the end of the game, or how you can level grind in Disgaea games to like a thousand times higher than the level you need to beat the final boss

We all know Wakka is a backwards country bumpkin.

>literally uses an object from a game his team ALWAYS loses. Even when his village is located next to a gigantic body of water for him to practice
>hates an entire race if people because "muh scary machines killed muh brother"

It kinda is. As far as I know, the fastest way to level up players is to take two you want to focus on and pass the ball back and forth. which is pretty monotonous on it's own.


My team was pretty unstoppable for awhile. until the cpu caught up.

I missed the jecht shot and valefor alt attack first time. Some of the temple puzzles took me an hour, mostly the ones around bahamut. I watched her underwater kiss scene twice, I restarted the whole game to get Yuna on Holy path to destroy Yunalesca. I never got the ultimate weapons powered up and I never cleared the extra dungeon after a malboro ambushed and killed me. I was 14/15 at the time.

I'm so glad a decade later I was able to get a proper accomplished file on the PS3 HD REMASTER. Even got the ultimate weapons all fully powered up. Who here can move on feeling they've put old struggles to rest.

>played PoP:WW hundreds of years ago
>get it on Steam recently
>game plays like hot garbage
>hasn't aged well at all
>force myself through it because I remember spending hours trying to find all the health upgrades to see the final ending
>shit was bothering me for years
>use a guide this time
Don't worry, younger me. Your older self actually did something to make you proud.

T-This place can be scary sometimes...

>point out his autism
>y-youre just mad
>l-look at my smug anime

Wakka got seeded haha.

user...

Anyone here actually end up tied when Wakka subs in for Tidus, and still win?

That blitzball minigame was boring as fuck, matches were automatic and you just looked at it

Okay, I have autism. You're the one shitting his pants over an argument on Sup Forums. Maybe the autistic one is you

Nothing about Blitzball makes any real sense. There's only one working stadium on the entire planet so Luca's home team has a ridiculous advantage over everyone else. Is it suprising Luca always beats Besaid when Luca has a fully equipped stadium to practise in year round and the Besaid team have to play in the ocean like chumps.

Also, why does the most popular game on the planet, the one thing that gives anyone hope, only have six teams? They can't even do a basic tournament right without having to seed two teams. Does this grand tournament, attended by all political and spiritual leaders, really just consist of five matches?

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They're busy folks. They don't have time to waste weeks on a tournament. This way tournies only lasts a single days and the league for a few months at best.If you want to talk about ludonarrative dissonance what about this
>Tidus is the best player in the Abes
>his signature shot is the sphere shot, which he pulls off regularly
>in the opening cutscene, he is shown to be strong enough to tackle a defender outside the play area
>in the actual game
>has an ATK value of 3, the lowest in the team
>not even high enough leveled to equip a sphere shot, much less have enough stat to use it
>only Wakka starts out being able to naturally use skills
Maybe Wakka was right that luxury did make the teams soft

I kinda felt the same way about X's Blitzball. I never watched the screen except during encounters. I always just stared at the mini map so I could get an idea of where the opposing players were. And it played itself when you didn't have possession. Also, everything being on a level plane kinda ruined the experience, especially when they use the entire sphere, and then some, in the opening cutscene. Engine limitations, I know, but still.

>floor tiles
allways gets me

He's just rusty after all the shit he went through, the others kept playing and Wakka used his ball as practice during fights.

>Bug-chasing the same as breast enlargement
>bug-chasing only in creep

I think it's more breast enlargement that doesn't belong in the creep category, considering there's also necrophilia, cannibalism, castration, ...