Nngghh

Nngghh...
An...droids... Why... fight?

where's the benis

what do you think Adam and Eve's "play" involved?

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

>Brooootherrrr!!

It literally was just imitating human recreational activities according to the novelization.
Eve didn't really care for them at all, he was just happy to spend time with his brother.

What was his endgame?

He wanted to be the best Minecraft player ever

...

Being a jobber. Seriously, he was suicidal.