What?

>what?
>you just play video games?

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that's right.
would you like to suck my dick now, or later?

Yes, move your stinky feet.

>you will never fuck her feet

Not really, I also read.
>tfw no /lit/ gf

Censor those feet! This is a blue board.

Bull rings are an instant boner killer. I would choose video games over that slag any day of the week.

can i lick your feet?

>tats, shit dye job, piercings, Alice in Wonderland, stubby black nails

I bet this bitch can take a dicking.

>virgins

>3DPD

only on my time off, now rub those feet on my dick.

>alice in wonderland
>dyed hair
>piercings everywhere
what a trainwreck.

I bet she's great in bed though.

On a sidenote christ I had footfags.

how did you get rid of them

>t. foot fetishist who has shit taste in women, and is also posting on Sup Forums

You'll forgive me if I'm unimpressed.

This sure is Sup Forums - Video Games right here.

Whoops, rage typo I guess.

I thank God every day that my wife isn't some hideous slug that has to draw on her eyebrows

How can no one is talking about the worst world in Kingdom Hearts?

I didn't
I joined them

>implying a shit taste in women
i can lick any feet i want

They give you a shampoo and a really small comb believe it or not.

Atlantica right?

Whoa oh no some stupid bitch with a facial piercing reading Alice in Wonderland is going to judge me? I don't think so, now excuse me while I go collect more power moons

>lick feet
>feet
I'll never understand.

I'm with . I think the tattoos are hot but the stupid nose ring needs to go.

I still hate that stupid shrinking - get big mechanic more than the whole Atlantica

A woman that reads anything beyond trashy romance and children's books like Harry Potter and Narnia is basically a genius for female standards.

>what?
>you just play video games?

>tattoo
>piercing
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t.footfag

Someone please explain it to me, footfags. What do you like about them? I just don't get it.

stupid faggot

i like getting stepped on by my mistress desu.

My ex was into Vonnegut and Charles Bukowski.

God I wish I had her back

you do realize foot fetishism is borderline common in men
which means you're basically a minority

they're pretty looking and always covered up, giving them a taboo vibe.

plus they smell nice

Why do w*men pretend to enjoy reading?

haha

How many times a day do you get banned?

>Bukowski
>lmao fuck life fuck consequences just enjoy that nigger dick
you dodged a .50cal bro

>Alice in Wonderland
>good literature
here we go

Is this what you tell yourself to sleep at night?

>faggot who buys Nintendo products

Big surprise.

>colbert gif

My mom read pride and prejudice and zombies

It's not patrician literature but it's good, you are a pure pseud trying too hard if you think otherwise.

Please stop man, you're so ugly it hurts.

Feet are gross and unsexual

Different user, but I tried reading Women and it bored me to tears.

>Bukowski

>Katharina Bukowski was the daughter of Wilhelm Fett and Nannette Israel. Some Minnesota Morons, unpublished writers, failed artists and musical flops, have made ethnic slurs against this woman.

Looks like someone triggered some jews, lmao

no thats what i tell ur mom while im unleashing my man bazooka juice all over her toes

poor virgin

never stops being hilarious, keep it up big guy

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>i can lick any feet i want
But that's how you go to jail, user

Whatever helps you sleep at night, footfag

This is the most retarded coping mechanism I've ever seen.
There's no comparison between sitting alone in your room mastutbating to a 2 dimensional drawing, and getting intimate with an actual woman, especially when you're a teenager/early 20s when your dopamine receptors haven't started deteriorating yet.

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>you'l never find a footfag gf who doesn't think you're a weirdo

your mother's pink soles resting on my crotch are what help me sleep at night lad

Lmao. Don't try to normalize your gross fetish.

I know I did because she's a lesbian dating a FTM Dyke now

Thank god for videogames

me on the left on my tummy

seeing actual people exchange fluids is fucking disgusting animal tier behaviour.
>inb4 virgin
I have a girlfriend

me in jail

>don't try to normalize the most mainstream and common fetish
it's okay man, you'll kiss a girl sometime

Don't pretend you have standards, footfag.

I've mocked footfags with girls I've dated in the past.

Of course you will, every girl I've ever been with enjoyed having their feet massaged and licked.

Don't give up hope.

Roll and leave g*mes behind.

me putting on stockings

tfw no feet gf

don't pretend you're not a bottom barrel cumbucket, trash roastie

Typical response to a shit fetish my man; project harder.

*SSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

she probably went along with it to humor your insecurity

>among the most common fetishes
>shit
k my dood. I just nutted to your mom's feetz

that

>Call of the Wild
>Books I literally read in 6th grade on a /lit/ roll image
I really should read more. I barely do these days.

>just women

Every single person that "loves reading" is pretending, for some reason they believe reading more books makes you intelligent.

some people just don't have what it takes to get a real person
thankfully, 2d is always there for us

Closest thing I have to a fetish is anal, and I have fucked girls in the ass which is still somehow less gross than feet are.

>you called me out, that means you're the only one who stands to gain from this dumb fetish for subhumans
Nice logic, dumb footfag.

nobody reads these days

and why should they

>tfw gf has ugly fat feet

How is mocking something a sign of insecurity? You can't just toss that word out and consider yourself the winner.

its nice knowning feet triggers redditors
post more senpaitachi

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But then you actually understand on some level. Feet and asses both have the potential to be disgusting, but if you wash them and take care of them like a normal human being they're great.

drop her

>pretending to love reading

But why. I need to do more of it for sure, but when I take the bus to work reading helps take me out of the world and place me in a new one.

>I called you out for disliking the most common red flags in modern "women"
>this magically makes me better than you

>redditors
>when foot fetish is a sign of being a passive cuck

KEK

I mocked my gf's exes and got cucked by the same in the end. Women are always scanning for weakness

Because I enjoy it, not for some pseudo-intellectual gain or some shite like that, but just because it's relaxing.

I'll only read something pretty light like some Douglas Adams or something, you know? No point cracking out the War and Peace in my down time.

>and why should they
Books are still the highest art form, no other media made me feel the range and intensity of emotions as Stoner did for example.
No one reads anymore because it requires effort and concentration, not because other forms of media are better.

I used to as well. Haven't read anything in half a decade at least

No, I called you out on pretending to have standards while being a footfag. And what makes me automatically better than you is not having a subhuman fetish.

Me pulling my undies

I said it, there's this meme about books making you more intelligent, it's a brainlet thing.