ITT: really bad video games(like legendary bad)

ITT: really bad video games(like legendary bad)

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>Hotel mario
>bad
Pick one

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic
GAY LUIGI

And (You) gotta help us!

Superman 64

hey luigi! play the sax!

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>"1 billion fucking ugly reds"
>The Coca-Cola logo in the background
>Every character sprite is just an MSPaint-tier crop of a photo
>Every enemy dies by turning into a fucking mushroom cloud
>The music is a two second loop of a song they didn't even write
>The game over screen is a screencap of footage of someone's corpse

How does a game like this even come to be?

Fuck this abomination

>far from being the worst game from a technical standpoint
>still makes me angrier than any other game due to sheer fact it exists

How fucking tone-deaf do you have to be to think this is what Dead Rising needed after that mediocre third game?

Not to mention Jackie Chan as Bruce Lee's relative "Chin" and the ultimate weapon Tong Shau Ping. No one knows why it exists or even if there are some physical copies. I bet most people didn't even know of its existence until that AVGN episode aired.

Sounds like a Yeah Yeah Beebis tier mystery.

Hotel Mario is infamous for the cutscenes, as a game it's actually decent and probably the best on the CDI.

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Got a light?

THIS IS THE WATER, AND THIS IS THE WELL
DRINK FULL, AND DESCEND
THE HORSE IS THE WHITE OF THE EYES, AND DARK WITHIN

the sheer amount of content that the CD-I games hav spawned easily puts it in top 10 best games of all time

I'm not even convinced it's real.

Armed and Delirious

This, or Hots both are bad and people only play it cuz "muh blizard".

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Pretty much every Warhammer game except Vermintide.

Fuck off that game was great.

I don't trust anyone who supports Activision/Blizzard, EA, or Ubisoft. All 3 have done nothing but churn out mass-marketed pandering shit for years now.

apparently james and mike coded it themselves one afternoon for a laugh

I bet you never played it.
It's frantic fun, timing, planning, certainly alright for it's day and platform, there's much worse.

total war is great you fag

THROW... BABY!

I have literally never figured out what the fuck is going on in this game

Too Human
>hey commando! Hope you enjoy these ballistic resistant goblins that explode on death!
Also thumbstick melee was a dumb idea

Have a laugh on me:
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>far from being the worst game
Not by a long shot, unless of course you really hated 2 and 3, which sucked ass by the way.

It very well may be a Polybius style bamboozle, here's no record of physical copies ever existing

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I found a video about it that explains the history behind it
youtu.be/Nwh0UhcYxFc

who made this?

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According to the Gamersgate store page for this game, it was published by a company called Game Factory Interactive.

I play and enjoy Overwatch and I don't particularly like Blizzard. The only truly great game they made was original Starcraft (Broodwar included).

Kuron Kurosawa seems like a pretty cool dude.

AT LEAST POST THE FUCKING AD
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