User FOR THE LAST TIME PAUSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW AND COME TO EAT!

user FOR THE LAST TIME PAUSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW AND COME TO EAT!

MOOOOM I TOLD YOU ALREADY YOU CANT PAUSE ONLINE

I can't pause it, it's a multiplayer game.

IM UNPLUGGING THE MODEM

Fucking Christ Mom why the hell are you using a megaphone

Delete this

Mum what are you doing in my apartment? Go home mum, you have no power here.

This was my fucking dad.
My mom was chill.
I'm 21 and my dad still says it.

What's the big fucking deal of eating at JUST that moment. My parents never gave me shit but everytime I was at my best friends his mother would pester us about it.

Shut the fuck up and suck my wet fucking cock you whore

I'm going to shove that megaphone up your ass mom how dare you use that on me

NOOOO, JUST 5 MINUTES MORE.

>she thinks i'm playing a game
>i'm secretly masturbating
"ok mom let me just reach the save point"

>have the most petty and meaningless arguments with my mother
>literally arguing about plastic bags and dirty clothing
>refuses to ever acknowledge she's wrong
>deals with the argument by giving me silent treatment
>currently on a month long silent treatment where she's said less than 5 words to me

i dont care about the silent treatment im used to being alone and not talking to anyone.

what killls me is she thinks this is normal problem solving behavior, to ignore something until it goes away or apologizes. that's its normal to raise a kid this way. no wonder im so fucked up.

you are retarded

why are you in my home mum, i moved out years ago

>user are you committing flesh sins again!?

this is your fault, you worthless underaged shit
go apologize to your mom right now

im 25 user

that's just another thing that makes me depressed. who the fuck argues with their mother about petty things like that at 25.

i'd kill myself if i wasnt the favored son and success story of the family. that's how pathetic my life is user. i wish i was underage, then this might all make sense.

>mom giving silent treatment
What? I thought this was girlfriend/wife problem. Kek.

>living at home at 25
>arguing over plasctic bags and dirty laundry
>favored son and success story of the family

>success story
at least you're not worthless.
don't be a dick to your mom, though, user.
petty bullshit is bullshit.

>this was my dad
fucking same here. Whenever it was dinner or lunch he would just slam the door open and shout. But whenever he's doing shit on his computer that isnt house related stuff then its perfectly fine to be late for food.

I've had neighbors knock on my door while I was playing Bloodborne (when I was trying to get the rayuko). All you can do is yell, "Just a minute!" Standing there, fighting two giant shark bastards and trying to kill them as fast as possible so I can answer the door.

go ahead and laugh anons. sometimes i do, it's so ridiculous how much of my family is a dysfunctional failure.

i'm objectively worthless, but my family is retarded.

These hit me straight in the feelings. I'm so fucking happy I simply moved out when I was 18 and got my own place to play vidya 24/7 for almost a decade now. It's hard for me to even imagine someone getting yelled at like that when they're 20+ years old.

so tell us about your siblings
the lesser favored non- success stories

>a decade without mommy's soft kisses
must be painful

5 minutes mom!
actually 10

Sounds more like you start antagonising your mother over trivial bullshit

>turn game off
>go to kitchen
>she JUST started cooking

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME TO STOP PLAYING GODDAMN IT

my older brother was a neet from 16-25

he used to be a cool bro that would bro-op with me on games like soul calbiur and metal slug. now all he does is play ff14 and jack off into his fleshlight/onahole whatever. he gets bounced from job to job as a cook and doesnt have any backbone to argue when he gets cheated out of a paycheck.

She wanted you to help

BITCH WHO TAUGHT YOU ABOUT MODEMS

>tfw had to save up my good boy points for a month to afford a special kiss from mommy

Are you a doggo?

sounds like he's living the dream

>be right there ma
>*goes back to sleep*
eventually they stopped leaving me a plate

Any tips on grinding GBP?

>mfw playing couch co-op with bros and mommy comes wraps her arms around me and kisses me
f-fuck off mom

All women do this, because women never grow out of a child's mindset.

>his mommy didn't give him good boy points for doing good things

I honestly feel kind of bad for you. I'm sorry your mom was such a cunt.

Do chores, just start cleaning the place without her asking.

>says the guy on a video game board

I'm 33 and my mom still does this. She doesn't understand that I can't just leave a game in Dota 2.

>that one guy that thinks because he has a nice mom that everyone else does as well
>always white knights every mom mentioned
>"hurr durr user you're an ungrateful little shit XD your mom is always right in all matters always! :^)"

Why does he do it, bros? Is he really that sad? Is he really this pathetic? The only thing worse is the guy that always replies "you should have sex with her" but it's probably the same low self esteem loser

>Sounds more like you start antagonising your mother over trivial bullshit

i go out of my way to not antagonize her, but you try not starting an argument with a person that has reached levels of autism i've never seen on Sup Forums.

she's basically if Sup Forums was a middle aged woman. no one comes to her birthday parties except a few family members, and she almost never goes out with any of her coworkers or friends. she's already divorced and driven a number of men away, and she's a fucking mustached ham beast with no self-awareness for grooming.

she's even probably yelled at you for being too slow when youre checking items out at target or a grocery market, despite the fact they it's the machine's fault.

its some stupid shit where the family has to eat together no matter what, even if its just dad rambling on and on without pause while everyone finishes their meals in silence

that's not childish tho

idk user I honestly think most people have half-decent parents
maybe not most people here, but most people in general, sure

My friends mom did this to him constantly. We'd be playing around Vice City with the Pedestrian Riot and Pedestrians Have Weapons cheats, his mom would come in and ask if he was having fun, then hug him and give him a big loud kiss. They were an Italian family, not sure if that's how it is with all Italians or just that family.

>do dishes
>"PUT IT THE FUCK DOWN, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
>don't do dishes
>Mt. Dish emerges atop of the kitchen sink

yeah, italians kiss family like it's nothing, it's just their way

Being a mom is the hardest job in the world.

You better not be implying that you dont respect your mom, you don't have to agree with her because you are your own man now but I atleast hope that you still care about her.

that must be why moms make me so hard

My mom wouldn't do this out of respect but any non white family has moms that kiss their kids on the cheek. Just not always when people are chillin with their friends.

he's miserable as fuck and will probably kill himself when he's 30/31.

the last time i hugged or kissed my mother was when i was 8 or 10.

i envy you guys. hugging girls feels weird because my mother became an emotionally distant person. i think about kissing or hugging qt girls and i feel nothing.

be grateful anons, dont take that shit for granted.

I know it's difficult for non-whites and non-asians like yourselves to appreciate tradition, but eating together as a family has been a common tradition for god knows how long

Dude, close the drain, warm water, cleaning agent, use a brush, actually scrub that shit hard'n good, dry it.
Can't be that hard.

I am white. When I was like 1-8 I ate with my family. But after then my parents didn't give me shit when I just wanted to eat in the living room while playing or watching shit

so your family can pretend it's a functioning family.

for some, they can fake it until they make it. most of never make it.

I love and respect my own mother, but I've certainly met some mothers in my life who are worthless scum that have utterly and completely failed in all aspects of being a parent and I honestly do not think are worthy of any form of love or respect from their children.

>warm water
It's gotta be at least 70C to kill all harmful germs

>forgets to pre-rinse
PUT IT THE FUCK DOWN, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

that's fucking adorable dude

Polite reminder that the only good cleaning agent is Dawn.

>that time one of your parents turns the tv/monitor off thinking they turned off your game
they learn eventually but still

>when you're 25 and whenever you go home you end up being shouted at by your dad for being useless despite being more successful than his debt-ridden ass could ever be
Feels good to just walk the fuck away back to my apartment, my mom is chill though

That is what the cleaning agent is for you germaphobe. Besides killing all bacteria is a hopeless battle, you kill the majority so your plate doesnt stink.

>not just running the plate under some lukewarm water and rubbing it with your hand for a minute and then throwing it back up on the shelf

fucking casuals

>come home from a long day of work
>spend an hour prepping and cooking meal for the family
>sit down at the family dinner table with my loving family
>my autistic son is missing again
>he's upstairs shouting into the microphone and playing his video games with his door locked
>forces everyone to wait for him but he keeps saying that he's """almost done"""
>finally eat without him

I know Sup Forums is full of rebellious 16 year old teens but remember to always appreciate stuff that other people do for you, even though they might not be perfect.

>close the drain
Who does this?

empathy is for faggots lmao

>pre-rinse
I'm assuming most of the food and sauce is gone.

this is why you have the gaming console in the living room.

Just threw up in my mouth a little bit

3rd worlders with limited water

I'm European I use dreft like a motherfucker

My parents did and still do play vidya.
I feel bad for people who grew up with parents that were completely technologically inept.

>I'm European
Fuck off this is a Christian board!

...

>autistic son

that's kind of you, man.

should've flushed that little guy down the toilet and re-rolled for a normal son that could eat without throwing a tantrum.

You psychopath

But where does he wash his hands? Is it included in the potty subroutine?

>this dumb samefag posting from pc and phone thinking no one will notice

What was his goal, bros?

>*Mom comes into your room and quietly pulls the plug from your computer

I hate shit that isnt pausable. This is nigger titties. Bloodborne is a fucking terrible offender of this. Its a single player gayum that can be played offline literally why the fuck can't i pause?!. Cause of "muh hxc downsyndrome difficulty" meme?

I feel bad now, thanks.

>come home from a long day of work

That's for reminding me that dumbass boomers actually thought being a pathetic wage cuck wasting your life earning profits for some mega corporation was something honorable and to be proud of

>look at my amazing work ethic! I make so much money for Mr. Goldstein! Grow up big and strong son and someday you too can have the honor of making money for some CEO

That's not a real situation and the "autistic son" is everyone in this thread complaining.

The secret is having a sibling that is lazier than you so all the very little help you do looks good by comparison

>90 posts complaining about mom
If you're mom's such a bitch why did your dad marry her? Checkmate.

Sorry that your mom is so fucking shit you have to go through mental gymnastics to justify others loving their mom.

>got my own place to play vidya 24/7
HOW

You can pause by exiting to the main menu

shit dude you got me

Then you waste all the cleaning agent you tard.

legit though, how do I pause mid battle in XBC2?

literally what

Sorry guys I gotta go because my mom suuuuuucks, good luck fighting Corbenik