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Socks
I always find myself low on underwear and socks

Socks
Anyone disagreeing is a sweater-wearing commie

I just chose sweaters to have red ink.

>get socks
>feet stay cozy and warm so by extension i am

vs

>get sweater
>never wear them because i already have my own sweaters

the choice is clear

>Wanting to keep one half of your body warm
What idiot picked this shit? If anything, it ought to have been Cider or Nog.

Sweater, of course. You have to put your smelly feet all over socks, so why make them nice?

It's a kids game, they can't drink the good versions of either

>ruining perfectly good seasonal drinks with piss water
Pathetic

Nigga, in first world countries cider can't be called cider unless it's alcoholic

Like I give a shit about what retarded inbred Bongs think

What is non-alcoholic cider? Just apple juice?

Ask Americans

Why do you faggots need to bring this children shit here?

I wear sweaters with shorts and sandals in winter so Pearl this time.

I hate socks.

Where are you getting this factually incorrect information from?

because its the christmas season

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Socks, because thigh-highs.

So wait, is it which one you'd prefer to get or which one you dislike more?

Which would you rather get. The "lesser of two evils" is how it is being presented.

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The square is going to look very festive with the red and green neon lights everywhere. I'm actually looking forward to a little holiday cheer.

because we're on the video game board.

y'know, something that's meant for children

socks are my fetish

i too am upset that this game is so successful. I hate team based shooters

Christmas socks a GOAT. I'm even going to wear a pair of Christmas socks while I okay.

Mulled and reduced apple juice, yeah. Heavily spiced.