Why are the french always spies in vidya?

Why are the french always spies in vidya?

Because the word "espionage" comes from french

because they are historically known to be traitors and cowards. They were the original soyboys.

Ergo the fit the spy playstyle fairly well. Manly or Chad spys on the other hand are always British

HON HON HON

See France Vichy

Are they? They usually are British or Russian.

La baguette dans ton cul mon ami

>because they are historically known to be traitors and cowards. They were the original soyboys.

*destroys your premise*

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let's march, let's march!
Lest an impure blood
Soak our fields!

Go skim through the wiki about the French Resistance during nazi occupation.

ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIIIE
LE JOUR DE GLOIRE EST ARRIVÉÉÉÉ
COOOONTRE NOUS DE LA TYRANNIEE
L'ETENDARD SANGLENT EST LEVÉ
ENTENDEZ VOUS DANS NOS CAMPAGNES
MUGIR CES FÉROCES SOLDATS?
ILS VIENNENT JUSQUE DANS VOS BRAS
ÉGORGER VOS FILS, VOS COMPAGNES

AUX ARMES, CITOYENS
FORMEZ VON BATAILLON
MARCHONS
MARCHONS
QU'UN SANG IMPUR
ABREUVE NOS SILLONS

im french and I can tell you must be some shitskin 3rd worlder that loves france too much
fuck off we dont need anymore of your kind here

>implying
I'm 50% Alsacian and 50% Parigo, hang yourself

Et pourtant tu postes du pétain gros pédé

Other way around, m8.

I'm an anglo. As such I know better than to insult the martial tradition of France post-Jeanne.

Before then I will deliver all of the most trite and spicy memes such as
>losing to a retreating army

j'ai de tout, sombre connard

Tu te calmes oui

va te faire foutre

toi aussi

because one of the most famous french work is Arsène Lupin, the romantic movement during the wave of noire in litterature was the cherry on top which made the stereotypical french classy thief.
and the classy thief was the inspiration for james bond, they ended up mixing together

Why are french people such rude cunts?

>retard who uses the word 'soyboy' is also woefully uneducated in history
If I were playing Sup Forums-bingo I'd probably have a bingo right now

we're not, we're nice

Parisians*

This also, Arsene Lupin is also a really good read. He's a cheeky fuck too.

>tfw you only read them because of Lupin III