Give me ONE good reason why you aren't the proud owner of a Switch right now

Give me ONE good reason why you aren't the proud owner of a Switch right now.

no bloodborne on swithc

3 digit iq

The female Steve Buscemi

I have to wait till Christmas also she has cute pubes

But Buscemi is a good actor

tru

Does she demonstrate her tits?

No More Heroes isn't out yet. I don't buy consoles on promises.

>proud
>switch
things that can never go together

Nintendo games are for children

Poor

Because it's going to have paid online and I refuse to buy a console that has it

It costs money.

Nintendo doesn't sell those in my country

disgusting feet

I would too except I almost never play games online regardless.

But I do OP. I bought it off a friend for cheap and now have BOtW and Mario Kart. And BOtW is boring as shit to me. There's literally nothing worth getting for it at the moment

Because it's not the 24th of December 2017 yet

I have one and haven't played it since I finished playing Breath of the Wild. Great ass too.

I owned a switch for 3 weeks and sold it yesterday cause the library of games worth playing is about 3 with nothing coming in the foreseeable future.

Because I already have a Wii U

I only buy consoles after they've been on the market for at least three years.

I didn't grow on nintendo.

NINTENDO IS FOR KIDS!!!
KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!

i hate handhelds and tiny screens.
cant play a mobile game for 10 min without saying, "why am i dealing with this shit?"

No more heros has been out since April you stupid fucking faggot please kill yourself

But you can hook swithc to you 71'' tv.

LMFAO! preach!

If you don't like Nintendo games, why would you get one?

I only like Zelda and Mario Kart but I still bought it since I have the money but yeah.. I can understand that it's not for everyone.

Give me ONE good reason why you aren't the proud owner of a PS Vita right now.

no bloodborne on vita

who is this semen demon?

your mom

>why did I let her hold those she's going to drop them I know it

I have a 3ds

I fucking wished.

I own a Switch but I am not proud of it.

Because the lack of bloodborne?

...

The only game I wanted is free for emulation.
No way I spent 350$+ in a shitty hardware.
Oh, and I don't give a shit about handhelds, it's for kids, really.

I love my Switch.

That's not how it works, I'm not a braindead consumer. If I purchase something, there has to be a good reason for the purchase, not against it.

Because nothing made by nintendo after the SNES was worth buying

More expensive than a PS4 with 3 games included here in Brazil.

because i have no money

literally not a single game worth getting on it

however being able to use the gamecube controller adapter on the switch is a fucking godsend

>all those joy cons

what do you use them for... shove them up your arse?

>this

Waiting for a price drop and a few more games.

maybe he actually has FRIENDS in real life???

I wouldnt mind owning switch, I just dont wanna play full price for it now.

Because I'm getting my new switch for Christmas with Odyssey and Splatoon 2.
>Nintendo promised Runner 3, Dragon Marked for Death, and Morphies Law for a winter 2017 release
>Still fucking nothing
I really hope Golf Story isn't the only downloadable sized title I have to play come Christmas day. Is the octopath traveler demo still available?

HD RUMBLE

Kristen Ritter has terrible feet.

Because I went full retard.
I don't have a Switch, and won't get one until after Christmas.

I like your Metal Gear.

seeing jessica jones hold one is offputting enough.
horrible show.

>
I like REX better

Waiting for inevitable revision. My roomate has one and it's such a piece of rushed shit. It gets fucking hot when you have it docked and especially if you are playing online, battery fucking sucks, features are all bare bones.

She was a lot cuter when she was playing a relapsed junkie in breaking bad

Why would you waste your money on all that shit? Especially the joy cons and those toys in the back? Are you a fucking retard?

Shits wrapped in Christmas paper atm.

because my gf is getting me one for christmas

/thread

Also waiting for inevitable Switch "Pro"

FAKE
bitch overdosed oh heroin

Try again. I bought a PS4 last week for 1750 and it came with HZD, ratchet and clank and TLoU remaster. A switch with only Zelda OR Mario is 2200 at cheapest on ML. Nintendo stuff isn't made on Brazil and faces an absurd amount of taxes. Which is honestly good. I played a 3ds once. How could people fall for that resolution is beyond me. Nintendo is shit and the less people that fall for their jewness the better.

my gf gave me mine last week.

Bing Bing Wahoo stopped amusing me past age of 12 and former block country, so Nintendoshit other than Mario is pretty much unknown here. Also this

>It gets fucking hot when you have it docked
oh no not the single thing that happens to every piece of electronic equipment that has ever existed

Because your picture does not represent reality, she is just getting paid by Nintendo to advertise their 2004 fisher price lego tablet.
this is your average Switch owner.

Octopath demo isn't going away. Get Puyo Puyo Tetris, VOEZ, and Battle Chef Brigade if you want some downloadable titles.

>Switchlet having friends
LMAO!

right small confined things (laptop, smartphone, tablet) are hardest to cool properly right

>it's for kids
>he says on a board about video games

Hmmm....

Will probably get a Switch for Zelda, Mario + Rabbids, and a few other games next year. Too poor right now.

Also, can I get a proper controller for the thing?

You have to be gay to not have a switch

yea you can use the pro controller available now for only 60 dollars

and the pc adapter for gamecube controllers also works on the switch

...

because my phone plays games in better resolution and quality

I haven't bought a console since 2009, and don't plan to do so in order to play a bunch of kid games.

Yes actually. Thermal throttling is a huge issue in passively cooled devices like the ones you mentioned. The Switch is actively cooled using a fan which means it doesn't have to throttle to avoid cooking itself. This allows a for a consistent level of power which passively cooled devices aren't capable of..

Emulation.

NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do you have 5 sets of controllers? That's literally $400 in controllers right there.

No Switch games, only Wii U games so far

1) I have a PC
2) money
3) I have sex
4) I have other time consuming aspirations other than video games

>Sup Forums

You did absolutely the right thing. Switch is trash and so are its games. It's also obviously desperately and extremely aggressively shilled by professional Nintendo hired and paid shills here on Sup Forums and by a bunch rabid Nintenbros with buyer's remorse.

Just yesterday I opened up my SNES Classic Mini I got a couple months ago and loaded it up with 200 games. Not just some random trash but truly the best of the best ouf ot thousands of SNES games. That will last me till fucking kingdome come. Replayed Axelay again for the first time in 20 years and I was surprisingly still decent at it afer two decades. Gave me feels.

I don’t care about being portable at all.

>le it was cheap/stolen/free/i won it as a prize justification

There was no need to include that part user.

Think of it this way. Lets say that you meet a guy who loves xbox/playstation/pc whatever and he constantly tells you how fun halo/uncharted/half-life. When you decide to look into these platform you will actually find other games that seems like fun besides those few people are always talking about.

Because no new animal crossing.

You can add games to the SNES Classic?

Too expensive for what it offers.

None of these are mutually exclusive to not owning a switch, you moron.

Also, bragging about having sex, on Sup Forums especially, is pretty pathetic.

Its was more of a reason stating there hasn't been a justified reason for purchasing a nintendo console since the gamecube. Portables get a pass. I thankfully never spent any money on a wii or wii u and apparently it was a good call looking at their library. Switch so far is sizing up to be exactly the same way and I'm glad I didn't pay full price for it

i have a pc/ps4pro and i dont need a glorified handheld

Because the switch is underpowered shit, such a missed opportunity.

Waiting for bayonetta version of the switch to import.