What the fuck went wrong?

What the fuck went wrong?

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no new crash game

Too hard for casuals and game journalists

No multi-platform release

Still not a multiplat.

Fucked up hitboxes making some segments somewhat harder than intended. It's not broken, but if you play originals and remakes back to back it will seem off.

Crash was never good.

It still fucking runs at fucking 30fps

Hope it goes on PC so that I can play it at 60 and install nude coco mods

Everyone is burnt out of souls-like games.

>10/10 visuals
>hard as fuck game and normie/journo killer
>all three games for 39.99

based as fuck, Sony does it again, seems to me Shitch owner OP is on suicide watch

This is my biggest problem desu. It doesn't make the game unplayable, but I would much rather play it in 60fps.

What went right ? Since OP is faggot that doesn’t like crash
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Keeping the voice actors from Twinsanity and onward.

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NO CTR

>unskippable intro movie
>load times
>Neo Cortex is a shadow of his former character (thanks Activision)
>that boxart
Could have been a lot worse desu, looks amazing and plays more or less how I remember. I don’t see the point in getting mad it isn’t EXACTLY THE SAME, it’s a remake by a completely different studio so it’s not going to be.

Doesn't include all three original games.

Nothing. Well I guess no CTRemake or new Crash game yet can be something wrong.

pee your pants
ape escape fans

I wonder if they could've added "performance mode" which would cut the resolution in half and maybe remove something else to let the game run at 60fps

Sure the CPU is weak, but there's not much happening on the screen like in PUBG

Twinsanity remake when
Original game was unfinished as fuck

It's not on PC.

It doesn't include Crash Racing, would of been 10/10 if it did

CTR wasn't in it, music was trash

Something went wrong? What makes you say that?

They fucked Crash 2's best tracks.

Hitbox is pill shaped instread of rectrangural

Too much like Dark Souls

This. It gave us tons of coco porn so it was a success

It was proven that the hitboxes make Crash "slip" while appearing to standly still, effectively a bug. You can be standing on an object and due to the altered hitbox you will slide off it.

About as likely as Activision "fixing" Enter the Dragonfly.

With all that effort, you're better off just making a new game entirely.

It's an issue on like, two levels on Crash 1 and only when going for platinum relics. If you can't readjust then you're just bad.

Aside from the bridge levels in 1 and coming to grips with the fact that I'm simply not that crazy about 2 in general, nothing.

Showed it off running at 60fps, capped it and never mentioned why. Never did an update to fix some quality of life aspects.

Ripped off Dark Souls

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Crash Bandicoot fucking sucks.

It's just a retarded animal shitting things up, absolutely no fun at all.

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It's shitty inconsistent platforming mechanics.

Capsule hitboxes
Horrible lighting choices and other visual things that scrub the aesthetic

Why would you want to bring back vicki winters?
Have you seen her blog, she's fucking nuts.

Visually it's actually pretty decent.
I've gotten used to the physics since I've played it a lot (currently have all plat relics in 2 and half in 1 and 3) but they're still off.
I just hope we get a new game after this otherwise what was the point? The Crash trilogy didn't need a remake unless it was to reintroduce him to newer audiences.

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By some segments he means one bridge level in 1
foolish
originals were 30 and they were playable then
i dont agree exept the loading its pretty bogus
lol ew
youre no fun at all, i bet you dont like any mario games

How nuts?

No need to get serious over bait threads. Have a Kemp Coco.

thanks homie. Coco is only acceptable furry fanarts

And yet I and a bunch of other people have managed to plat every level, bridges and raining castles included.

The pill box isn't even an issue. The thing that really pissed me off is how the ice/oil mechanics changed.

she's funny.

Yeah, well, you just got fucking lucky, idiot. It's bad, OK? It's unfair TRASH, it's fucking stupid BROKEN GAME DESIGN and THAT'S why I lost, all right? Hey! Listen to me. It's fucking broken GARBAGE GAME DESIGN, and ANYONE who defends it is fucking STUPID! It's CHEAP TRASH AND POOR GAME DESIGN THAT ONLY STUPID FANBOYS WOULD DEFEND AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I FUCKING HAD A HARD TIME! I AM NOT BAD!!!

b to the a to the d

>simply cute and goofy girl character
why is it so rare

>i managed to play the game despite an obvious flaw with the platform hitbox
>therefore the bug is not an issue

what

Just imagine the splinters.

Are there 4 games in this compilation?

>how the ice/oil mechanics changed

Oh man, I forgot about that. They royally fucked that up compared to the originals for sure.

a bug would imply it wasnt deigned that way. if that were the case then they wouldve patched that shit due to the complaining. obviously they didnt, therefore its not a bug and its also not an issue if you dont actually suck.

its a flaw that hardly even affects the game in the grand scheme. big whoop all games have flaws, git gud

>recreate game with levels designed for a certain hitbox shape but decide to change the hitbox shape to something else
>you can literally land a jump on a platform edge with both your character's feet and then slip off sometimes due to the shoddy mechanic
>it's intended! Shitty mechanics are well developed difficulty!

Its only appeal was nostalgia, and it was overshadowed by better games after launch.

>overshadowed

It really wasn't, at least not in the UK where it was a mainstay top seller throughout the year.

Bad artstyle over the original, just a remaster and not a new game entirely.

What would you do for the next Crash game?

Map editor.

More playable characters.

Interconnected world.

More Tawna

Bring back racing.

They remade a game that nobody even liked in the first place.

It wasnt released on the switch

blame media for portraing all females as "straight men" or untouchable princesses

Remember people feared they would go down that direction for Coco?

fear what?

Coco.

That they would not have her be a goofy little sister. Fears started to circulate after people were shown new Tawna (Which personally I didn't think was a bad decision. It would've been awkward if it was like the original and she was standing there with two obj_motherfuckers holding her up)

Tawn is the no-nonsense girl. Coco works great as goofball.

>I AM NOT BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy kek this is hilarious

They sorta did but not in game. When they released those spotify soundtracks of each characters favourite songs, Crash has proper pumped up get in the mood music, Cortex had sad music and all of Coco's music was typical girl power sort of stuff.

well Sup Forums?

Reworked Tawna is cool, Coco is the cute goofy with just a hint of underlying sexy that she needs to put effort into rather than her just waking up all sexy.

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What’s it like being a shitter that can’t Plat the trio?

>originals were 30 and they were playable then
Not an argument, the N-Sane trilogy games aren't the originals.

>its a flaw that hardly even affects the game in the grand scheme
Yeah, except the platforming part. Not that important in games like Crash.

How many plat relics has everyone got Sup Forums?
I've got all them in 2 and about 14 in 3 at the moment, I think I've got around 10 in 1.

>Defending shoty programming
I fucking hate this board.

I'd say it was an okay game, it definitely was nice giving us 3 remakes for the price of 1. However, I feel like they didn't add enough to make it anything other than an above average installment. The ability to play as Coco just doesn't have enough staying power.

not enough Coco death animations

>intentional change
>shoty programming
you need to leave

I fucking hate what they did to the crash 2 warp rooms, the shadows that appear in crash's eyes whenever he stands on the pad just piss me off.

>grasping at straws

this

What? I'm not trying to find reasons to shit on the game, I fucking love the game.
Jesus, how can you be so fucking defensive over a product that one person pointing out a minor flaw makes you think they're looking for reasons to hate it?

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forgot to say sorry.

Every white girl ever nuts.

It was crash, It was doomed from the start.

SJWs

No problem user, just don't assume people are shitting on your game if they point out small gripes they have, it makes you look retarded

Are you ten years old today user?