ITT: stuff in vidya you never really understood

Why did Peach have a room with 3 identical paintings, each varying is size?

Peach is a hipster bitch without taste in art

who's coffin was this?

Peach's castle didn't have any bedrooms, or a throne room, or a dining hall, or a dungeon, or really anything. Just paintings, rooms that exist solely to house paintings and, for some bizarre reason, a room that exists purely to store some liquid metal.

Mario's

Bowser put the paintings in there to hide the stars in them. Dumbass.

How did he fit inside the castle without tearing down the front door?

Where does Peach go to the bathroom in the castle?

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the submarine, bro

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That still doesnt make sense though as he'd still be too big to get out of the room with the dire dire docks entrance

>if he was a king he wouldn't build a castle just to house all of his art and a few thousand gallons of mercury in a pit
You truly have no vision, peasant.

you can see bowser attempted to go thru her back door but couldnt fit, the surrounding brick is different and its the clue that lets us know it was recently remodeled

deepest lore am i right guys XDDD!!!

he stayed submerged. and exited in the lava world

>liquid metal

someone post the picture Peach's septic tank picture

Perhaps he broke down the wall and the surrounding bricks were placed to fill the hole so no one else could get in through that side

haha i wonder what peach's farts smell like haha

I wonder what that ball smells like haha

lol haha

It's an ames room.

I'm sure bowser found a way to fit through peach's back door
IFUKNOWHATIMSAYIN

Yes, actually.
Big Boo's.

She wanted a room with an interesting optical illusion, to provoke a viewer's thoughts about how things change depending on how you see them. A big problem might seem as big as a small problem, if the small problem is more personal, for example.

Who are these boos? Are they the spirits of guards killed by bowser when he attacked the castle?

>peach and bowser's poop mixed
WHY BONER!?

No, they're the non-koopas, non-buzzys that also have fangs that Mario killed in Mario 1.

The game that keeps on loreing.

asking for a friend?

>tfw watch for rolling shit in 0.5x A presses

>establishes that Makarov is the most wanted and notorious terrorist in Russia, if not the world
>send some guy on an undercover mission to infiltrate his terrorist group
>he commits a terrorist attack on an airport and leaves you for dead because he knew you were a CIA agent and wants the Russian authorities to find this out so they will blame the attack on America

but theres obviously video footage of the attack on cameras and shit, and no one, including makarov was wearing a mask. They would have obviously noticed that most wanted terrorist in the world. fucking plot hole

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Peach and Bowser have multiple castles, haven't you ever played Mario Kart?

Are you implying that Mario makarov in disguise that killed bowser because he was a CIA nigger?