Why is there such a lack of pirate games. I thought people liked pirates 'n' shit

Why is there such a lack of pirate games. I thought people liked pirates 'n' shit

oWo what's this?

All pirates do is rape and pillage. Would trigger too many people nowadays.

OwO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Sœrs

>wanting to deal with these folks

Wish I could rape and pillage

the source is "Mutiny!!"
enjoy

you can't even fap right

>Why is there such a lack of pirate games.

Because all good pirates games are on the simulation side and most people can't wrap their mind around simulations. Sid Meier's Pirates remake is the most accessible one by far.

You thought wrong. You can only do so much sailing, navigating, pulling out rotting teeth, dying of gonorrhea, and occasionally fighting other ships until you get bored of that shit. Pirates were, are, and will forever be a bunch of angry homeless asshats that deserve nothing but the rope.

>Sid Meier's Pirates remake is the most accessible one by far.
Fuck the dancing minigame

>t,Ninjafag

Fuck England.

I mean, you could, you will probably just get killed or locked away for it, and that's always been true.

I clicked on this thread for the tits, but I'm staying for that bulge.

What game?

You need to find better dancing shoes.

You're fucking blind, read the thread, idiot

Well, there's AC Black Flag, but that's more of a AC game with a pirate theme.

wish I could get a robot capable of crying and screaming realistically when I rape her ;_;

>futa on female

dropped

>Simulating being a pirate
>Good

It would be insanely fucking boring. Actually being a pirate would be a fucking death sentence and not fun in the slightest.

>Sky pirates
>Space pirates
>anime pirates
>furry pirates
>magic pirates
seems fine to me
I dunno, sounds fun.

There aren't even any scenes with that character, what the fuck?