Could we get a lore thread going on?

Could we get a lore thread going on?

I don't quite understand

nobody can beat him

where's Sigmario

He's too far off on the evil axis to be confined on this tiny graph

Nobody remembers Eario...

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Rotate it on the pureness axis by 90 degrees counter clockwise.

>that painting

I'm drowning in the depths of that lore

Where is Sponge?

>that's wawaluigi to you wawario! *sneeze*

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I can't believe Yoshis fucking dead

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No, the last Yoshi you win as is the real one. The previous ones are tge lookalikes.

What could it mean?

>needing this explained to you

autism

>Ario
>Uigi
>Wawario
>Wawaluigi
What the fuck

Mario is an Islamic Terrorist?

Yes.

hurr guize how do light work in real lifez hurrdydurrrrr

But where is Wadaisy?

probably lower down on the brotherly dimensionality axis with Pretzel being even further down

Reminder that Mario 64 came after Yoshi's Island
Yoshi's Island is non-canon, Mario is from Brooklyn

What about Hotel Mario and Speed Luigi?

he knew it would happen

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I know autism is an easy word to throw around these days, but holy fuck this is actually autistic

How autistic does one have to be to make this?

Mario and Luigi series are just films

Mozart