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*decline call*

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>*Calls you back*

*take out battery*

Check again faglord your options are
>Accept
>Necline (accept)

*turns off phone*

>*Phone keeps ringing*

Greetings citizen.

I lost my Todd folder, could you guys give me all of your Todds?

I specifically want the edit with Todd as YHVH.

*answer*
What's up, bitch?

*dismantle phone and put all the parts into a plastic bag*

user... *cough* Have you bought it yet? *cough* *hack*

Nah, did pirate though

*you head starts ringing*

Here's one free Todd, the rest will cost Creation Club points.

You heard the sound of static emitting from the bag. Suddenly you hear Todd's voice

>Hello user

*turn me head off*

This thread is more exciting than any recent text based Adventure game.

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I got maybe 300 hunna todds 60 beth bucks each

>your head reboots and you can hear Todds voice in your head

Hey kid.
You've got a Switch?
WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT IT YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT I'LL SHOW YO-

PAY FOR YOUR FALLOUT 4 BREAST-ENHANCEMENT MODS

moshi moshi?

What's up Todd, you fix those bugs yet?

Hey Todd, when are you going to do something with the Atom Cats?

Like anything?

T...Todd? Are you calling because someone told you I sold my copy of Skyrim? Because by the Nine that's all lies!

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My child, why do you resist?

What is thy bidding my master?

>get a new phone number
>phone rings

Good......now buy it again

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Whenever I see a Todd thread, the killer midget music from Twin Peaks starts playing in my head

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*you hear a tap on your room's window*

Wrong one

youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk
>muffled voice from your shins
>"buy my fucking game user"

NOOOOO DON'T POST THIS IMAGE HERE
YOU'LL CURSE EVERYONE

>That 15 minute DYKG video on Todd Howard

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Underrated

See that mountain?

Hey Todd, your childhood bully Chad here! Just want to let you know that you’re a total dork, and your games suck! By the way, I cucked all the chess club members by fucking their wives, and your wife is next!

See you tomorrow!
~Chad.

Does Todd know about Toddposting?

It made me smile, Todd is a good boy

Todd as Obsidian as my witness I will never ever buy Skyrim again.

post rare todds

Deep down inside I know he does.

>we've got a new edition of Skyrim coming out. this is the one that changes everything. it will revolutionize gaming all over again just like our previous iterations of gaming's most influential and iconic RPG, Bethesda's The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim®. this one adds some fantastic new quests, mounts, and towns to the rich world of Bethesda's The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim®. don't forget that you can take your take your action packed high adventure with you wherever you are with Bethesda's The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim® Nintendo Switch edition. whether on train, bus, or while driving on your way to pick up the latest Bethesda title at Gamestop (Bethesda does not condone the use of its products while operating a motor vehicle. Drive responsibly). Dragons, epic loot, mountains, and quests!? What more could you ask for?? Well this has been great and all but I have to go. I'll see you later during my announcement of the next Bethesda's The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim® special edition at next years E3. Goodbye.
(Bethesda® is a registered trademark of ZeniMax® Media)

What would Todd's Stand do?

Why is his face so endearing?

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too late my steam just bought 5 different GOTYs from Bethesda already
aside from making you buy his game, you would also become a non-stop shill

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Upon logging in, all available funds in your Steam account will to go purchasing Bethesda games (Even if you already own a copy that the ability purchased).

This affect will spread to all online friends as well.

*browses reddit*

>try fallout 4 VR
>reload animations are still the same goofy shit where the same magazine pops out and back into the gun, only it's extremely visible now
>game is completely broken, you can abuse VR to clip through walls and do things like take the freeze gun right out of the starter vault by reaching through the container instead of lockpicking it
Fuck you Todd, you have zero shame releasing a product in a state like that at full price again.

no i cant, i set everything to low settings

Bought Skyrim on a sale for $4.99, Mr. Howard.
Used my remaining money to buy Fallout New Vegas for $35.
I'm a huge fan of Bethesda!

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I don't really see the resemblance here.

brainlet

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IT'S A DISASTER

>Asking someone who calls himself a thief if he's going to buy your game
What did Todd mean by this?

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I made this just now don't bully

Never mess with me, Toddle

Todd! About fucking time! When's Fallout 5 happening? I have money. Do you have game?

>White hand
Fake

IGNORE TODD'S THREADS
IGNORE TODD'S POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO TODD'S POSTS

*rips my head off, sets it on fire, and disperses the ashes into the wind*

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Jeez, Todd. No need to go to such lengths. I'll buy your game if it means that much to you.

Chill Todd, I’ll buy Skyrim on sale

*Reverse charges Todd*

>*rips my head off, sets it on fire, and disperses the ashes into the wind*
of course you can perform such a bug Todd. Only in your games

>he comes from PA
>I come from PA

There is hope for me yet.

Todd Howard apparently grew up in the town ship right next to mine.

hmu parents not home I promise to buy FO4 if you come...

Thieving behind my back, user? Maybe you should "reverse reverse charge" and buy my game again. This time definitely.

WITH THE POWER OF MY 「MONEY FOR NOTHING」, I AM INVINCIBLE!

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Tis' the season again, eh? I was thinking about giving everyone in my family a Bethesda Creation Club prepaid gift card. Should I also give out copies of Fallout 4? they should all have at least one by now, but you never know.

if you clean your room and buy all the fallout 4 DLC I'll cook you some tendies

ok mommy!