What the fuck is this shit

What the fuck is this shit.

Why is everyone homo for Snake.

I somehow got this part on my playthrough of mgs4. I thought it was a hidden easter egg or something, but i think they love hate eachother very much now.

and technically I believe they are brothers

>deep gravelly voice
>piercing green eyes
>trained himself to physical perfection
>likes dogs
>has cool secret handshakes
>only man in history that can make a mullet look good

If you wouldn’t go gay for Snake you’re a faggot.

It's platonic.

Kojima should be hung for not giving us more MGS2 Snake

>LIQUIIIIIIIID

>tfw no Venom bf

Fuck you, I like the scars

Fuck off snowflake, everyone likes them. Venom is aesthetic.

No it's wasn't.

No, they don't. What the fuck is wrong with you shipping faggots, and with Kojima too?

The end fight of MGS4 was stupid. It was pointless. There was nothing between Snake and Ocelot, there never has been anything between Snake and Ocelot. There was something between Snake and Liquid. When Ocelot recovers from his retardation and his "Liquid personality" is destroyed before that final fight, there was no reason for him or Snake to give two fucks about each other.

Further, there was no reason to do the call outs to MGS3, as the relationship BB and Ocelot had at the time of MGS4, and even during MGS5, did not include a hand to hand rivalry. BB's and Ocelots rivalry was purely around firearm use, and was resolved in MGS3.

That fight was stupid. The faggots who think it was good are retarded.

Why does a man with no eyebrows look good?

>10/10 facial structure
>great hair
>decent facial hair
>eye patch distracts you away from it

brilliant tactic. this is a great way to catch your opponent off guard. In my last fight, my opponent was destroying me. then, I started sucking his dick. he didn't know what the fuck was happening! I uppercutted him right after he came and knocked him out.

Any decent MGS fan agrees MGS4 is straight up fanservice, user.

You didn't play MgS1 did you. Ocelot was fucking orgasming when fighting Solid. He says that he loves fighting him. So he continued to do so regardless if there was no need with the patriots gone. Also Ocelot doesn't stop pretending he's liquid until he's dead.

Ocelot is legitimately gay for Big Boss.

That or Kojima put it in intentionally to fuck with fans and it means nothing at all, as he has been known to do because the entirety of the series takes place in a world that knows it is inside of a video game.

He's daddy af desu.

??????
Lmao user i never said i was shipping them, you need to cool the fuck down.

>MgS1

Give me five reasons why mgs4 is good.
>i know you can't

If it helps user, I ship it.

you aren't?

Yeah that's right. What are you trying to say?

Hi.
Would you like to hear about Koenigsegg direct drive?
Stop using camshafts btw.

Are you not?

Looks good
Sounds good
Plays good
Is considered to be good
I think it's good.

His face looks like it's chiseled from an ill-treated block of granite. Rough and manly as all fucking fuck.

And Naomi.

Stop eating soy you puff, do you even know how ocelot works.

>Christian posting has left /o/

I saw twingoposting on a completely different chan recently.
/o/ is the most powerful race on the internet.

I'm homo for Snake too.

Its a shame how dull he was as a character. His deisgn is fucking 10/10.

>those faces
What the fuck I cant fap to this.

Ocelot was gay for Big Boss, Snake is the next best thing.

>You will never get molested to death by a Beauty after blowing up their armor suit

why live

You now realize MGS is completely dead & you'll never see more of Snake.
MGS really did not deserve that end.
>tfw the pain will never go away

Wut cause he's not BB? He's the average MSF soldier but with autism

>people defending venom
He was a nothing character, a self-insert for the player, it’s fucking garbage senpai

>and dat ass, too

MGS4 even with its flaws was the perfect end for Snake and Big Boss’s story. V is just another spinoff in my opinion to Mgs, like portable ops, Peace walker

Mgs4 is the shittiest kojima game

The series should have ended long time ago with MGS3 and instead of 4 and V it shoulve have been a remake of of mg1&2

Too bad Snake in Brawl looks like some weird mesh of Solid Snake and Big Boss

>There was nothing between Snake and Ocelot, there never has been anything between Snake and Ocelot.

Ocelot sees Snake as a successor to Big Boss, and is therefore slightly in love with him. Ocelot tortures Snake so Snake kinda hates the fucker. Their rivalry isn't as intimate as BB/Ocelot or Solid/Liquid, but that's the entire point of the Liquid Ocelot fight. Ocelot gets his rematch with "Big Boss", and Snake gets his rematch with "Liquid". Everyone's happy.

Once Snake has successfully beaten the Liquid out of Ocelot it becomes much less personal, Ocelot's final speech is more like talking to his best friend's son. It's nurturing, but not specifically intimate.

Men can kiss without it being sexual. Like Judas kissing Jesus.

Big Boss and Solid are supposed looks pretty much if not exactly the same. Kojima only made looks different in Mgs4 because they were both going to be in the same shot together as oldmen. Really Solid would look just like BB. In Mgs4 they said SOP was BB genic structure. With Solid have a shared 95% and Liquid having a 96%. People think because Solid is the inferior clone he would different but science has already said that identical twins share 95% to 100% genes. Meaning Solid and Liquid would just like Big Boss. Kojima also changed his mind after MGS4 and in all the hq renders for PW he didn't make BB look like a young verison of old BB from MGS4 but a splitting image of Old Snake instead. Plus he also made Solid and Solidus looks exactly the same in MGS2. And not to mention the new MGS legacy renders that make Solid look just like BB. The only time they looked different was in MGS4 and again the shouldn't. The only reason people pretend they do(or think should) is because they prefer one over the other. Solid looks like BB and BB looks like Solid that's all there is to it. Kojima even said that he just wanted Snake in every game.

>With Solid have a shared 95% and Liquid having a 96%. People think because Solid is the inferior clone he would different but science has already said that identical twins share 95% to 100% genes. Meaning Solid and Liquid would just like Big Boss
just fyi, you should just throw all understanding of genetics out of the window when considering the snake clones, since kojima himself had absolutely no idea how genes work when writing the game.

Nanomachine Vaginas.

wait, when did his liquid personality die???

what was all that shit about them not being like big boss after the fight about then?

Venom not having any eyebrows always bothered me. Always wore the bandana or switched to my custom face since having a mullet or ponytail ain't fucking tactical.

>you need to be an homosexual to love another man
Holy shit insecure breeders are so fucking retarded.

>it's a game women will never understand episode
Yes, they don't need to fight, but at the same time, they have to. Only true men could understand that

In Russia, this is a way to tell your opponent that they're open. Not even joking.

>Be a fag living in Russia
>The only way to be intimate with another man is to do so while beating the shit out of him

Those poor Russian homos

...

The game should have ended with otacon talki about how snake had a hard life

Hey Vlad you faggot
I'm not faggot Yaroslav
*punches yaroslav and sucks his dick*
Oh my technique is so bad that you were able to break through my defence and suck my dick but I won't let you win so easy
*dodges your punches and gets behind you and puts penis into Vlads asshole*
Oh my Yaroslav you are very quick I need to learn to defend my backside better