How is this a legitimate attack?

Is Sakurai a perv?

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*offended numale noises*

I want it in my face.

*brap*

>monkeys and gorillas not killing humans with their own strengths
>uppercutting people till they anime star into the sky
>turtle shells that defy physics
>amorphous blobs and weird lab experiment creatures
>"How is this a legitimate attack?"

Just end yourself already.

-11 on block
so pretty legitimate

You ever tried fighting with a boner?

How do you take damage from a soft ass?

Peach has always been a low-key slut, it just isn't noticeable in the mainline Mario games.

idk what the big deal is, wario has a fart attack... what if peach had a fart attack?

Wario is also portrayed as a disgusting troll

And peach is portrayed as someone who likes to attack people with her butte

She's not.

Her butt attack has no legacy what-so-ever, it was just made up for the Smash games by its perverted director

wario doesn't fart in any other games does he?

No, but it suits his character.

You are really overthinking these details

The Wii version of WarioWare has a minigame where you have to clear Wario's farts. That's one example; there might be more.

So wario is more sexuallized than peach?

The butt attack is a legitimate move in wrasslin. Why would it not be accepted in a video game where a dog can kill a yoga instructor by kicking a can at her?

>ywn have the feeling of Peach slamming her ass into your face
Why is life so cruel?

It's just irony and double standards like usual.

Sure, why not?

Peach's dress and crown details are the best part of her appearance in Smash.

Imaging her screaming "PUCKER UP AND KISS IT" while her flabby butt flies at you

Anything traveling at sufficient speed with sufficient mass can do damage, user.

Even Kirk did it.
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Cause youre gay

i wonder if the mods banned me for that

i wonder if they banned me this time

I don't understand how anyone can like Naomi. She's just so... a stereotypical black woman. Those stupid flurry kicks and butt move. Asuka and Rikishi did it better

Yeah, but she's not travelling at high speeds

It has magic

That just means it's very high mass, user.
Pay attention in physics.

Well duh, she fucks whites only. Thats the main reason anyone likes her. She is a stupid nigger i give you that

Peach doesn't even have a butt, it's just her poofy dress making it look huge