How do we fix the redditor problem on Sup Forums?

How do we fix the redditor problem on Sup Forums?

by getting rid of you for starters

ban all the SJWs

Ignoring them will not make them go away but also it won't spawn falseflaggers so I'm ok with self moderation.

>they think console war threads are a good thing for which we should be grateful
>they think we should use Reddit for game discussion so that Sup Forums can be solely for shitposting
This must be fake.

you're all on reddit, stfu already
you all point out reddit memes and "reddit spacing" (as if fucking paragraphs are some new shit you fucking morons) and reddit this or that and I've always wondered to myself how all these whiny bitches seem to recognize and pounce on anything from reddit so quickly and yet claim to hate it and never visit the site

tl;dr you're all dumb lying pathetic babies

>it might be hard to understand but there actually are some Sup Forums users who don't browse Reddit at all! Like, at all!
>like, at all!

The same kind of people who talk about Sup Forums off of the site are the same kind of people who start console war threads and think Sup Forums is for shitposting. If they break rule 1 and 2 then they have no problem breaking all of them. The teens who use this site now were introduced to it as a place designed only for shitposting. They only heard about it through shit like the fappening and gamergate. They are the same people who think Moot was the bad guy for trying to keep the site at the same quality it was 14 years ago. Hell most people here now are as old as the site.

yeah, i basically come here and colors 3d and that's it

Reddit actually isn't that bad. We have plenty of red pilled people there and we also hate most videogames.

Simply wait for the next boogeymang to emerge and nobody will bitch about reddit anymore. When was the last time you heard "Go back to gaia/9gag"?

One of those is dead and the other is pretty much non-existent by now though.

It's easy, just post gore and things like that.

>We have plenty of red pilled people there
leave, now

They just need to put country flags on Sup Forums posts like Sup Forums or Sup Forums has. That would put the final nail in the coffin and the entire board would be consumed in a firestorm of nationality shitposting that has nothing to do with games.
Once all the redditors have been driven out by that Sup Forums can be rebooted into it's second version

You can't force anybody from reddit to leave the website, you fucking retard. Reddit isn't leaving, and there's not a fucking thing your turbofaggot, permavirgin ass can do about it.

leave

>we

user look at blunderfag.
There are autists on the board who take the console war shit seriously. Nigger made over 100 Xenoblade 2 threads in 48 hours to shitpost it.

Its literally one of the most autistic things I have ever seen. Which is really impressive considering

I'll break it down
>Moderation
>Reporting off topic on sight (your Sup Forums honed senses that a thread is created for shite will guide you, regardless of the face value of the OP)
>Moderation

People point to Sup Forums as an example of self moderation gone right. You know why that board's really less shit than Sup Forums? Moderation. Hard purging improves the board faster than shitposting, who knew?

reddit is unironically better than this shithole full of autistic retards. id rather talk to them than you losers but reddits format is terrible

Delete Sup Forums for 6 months. People will have settled into another website by then, and then we sperglords will have our autistic train station back.

>there wouldn't even be filename or consolewar threads
whoa, then Sup Forums would actually have to discuss video games! really dodging bullets everyday huh

they also hate all videogames and videogame developers yet obsess over them because they're relegated to hobbies that dont require them to move or think. just like how Sup Forums is full of poltards who obsess about jews in hollywood yet cant stop watching hollywood movies all day because there is literally nothing else for them to do

>channers
Wow no wonder why Reddit is a shithole.

>Moderation

Pretty impossible on Sup Forums anymore.

thats why presidents and scientists post on there while this site produces pedophiles and mass shooters

Use a third party tracking cookie so you can tell which people have recently opened reddit and use said cookie to implement shadow-bans on Sup Forums on the redditors.
It needs some sort of randomized domain name system or something so the tracking cookie is hard to pin down

check this underage out lmao

That already happened this past April Fools. Turned out that huehues were the most prominent shitposters here.
I miss /mo/

Dunno, but the underage console warriors and Sup Forums problems are definitely much more harmful than whatever boogeyman you want us to jerk off to. But you are probably one of them anyway.

>anymore
This is the best behaved Sup Forums has been in years, and it really isn't as hard to accomplish as it sounds like it would be. We just need someone, maybe two people, to routinely and diligently remove the shitposts.

Can it be only bans for people who actually post on reddit? I use it to check game deals and news.

>Can it be only bans for people who actually post on reddit?
No.

Ban phone posting.

Nice idea but we've already rebooted Sup Forums 6 times, and still we suck at it.
We need Smith.

Ban everyone who came here for the 2016 election

90% of the SJW threads were leafs though

This.
And also they need to make me a Mod, since during "italy time" this place fucking sucks, it's PURE SHIT.

>People point to Sup Forums as an example of self moderation gone right.
That's a fucking meme forced by Sup Forums itself just like /jp/ try to pass itself as elitist.

>They are the same people who think Moot was the bad guy for trying to keep the site at the same quality it was 14 years ago.
If only moot was actually doing that. He made bad decision after bad decision in the last few years he was here, and implemented the worst feature ever to grace the site before he left, that being the "forced sage" where mods can set threads to no longer bump when they want to sneakily kill a discussion.

>tfw never posted on reddit, only been there a handful of times when obscure shit from google links to it

Feels good to not be a faggot

Paragraphs are not Reddit spacing.

Separating single sentences with double spacing is Reddit spacing.

And it's really fucking obnoxious.

Not video games. Fuck off.

moot shouldve nuked Sup Forums years ago

>underage
>when in in the mid 00's stuff like loli and gore were commonly posted
>reddit normalfags scream mods and run
>Now there's barely any to be seen
>Reddit invades after 2016
It kept them away, now the most spammed image here is pepe, which attracts reddit. But yes I'm actually 12 don't tell anyone.

>wuz

Ban frogposters

There has been significantly more loli posting lately. Which is good, because it's actually more effective than gore at triggering normalfags.

That's actually completely fucking stupid to even suggest, it would take an entire 5 minutes for a new meme character to arise and another 7 minutes for 50 related reaction faces.

>This is the best behaved Sup Forums has been in years

Absolutely not. Board's full of eceleb worshipping teenagers forcing their shit, Sup Forumsddit crossposters injecting amerilard politics into everything, horny nerds too cool for /e/ and adamant that everyone needs to know and even outright porn threads, a lot of them up for hours. Deleting these provokes a flood of similar threads as you'd expect of shitposters, problem is on this board some of them stay up again. It's the worst Sup Forums's been

>game isn't cinematic enough

The image is fake, but the fact that it's now so full of artifacting means it has been shared on social media so that's kind of funny in a meta way

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>I'm shortly 46, I've shocked my 20 something kids by participating here and lurking on /pol.
I can think of two ways to read this and neither of them are good.

>It's the worst Sup Forums's been
Clearly you haven't been here long. A lot of those things you're whining about are absolutely not new, but they're actually staying contained in their own threads for the most part. And people are actually figuring out that you don't need to reply to troll posts. You haven't gotten that memo yet, but there are a lot less replies lately.

I like Dark Souls 3 more than Dark Souls.

sue me

inb4 reddit spacing

>Essential Redditcore is mostly good games

So if i don't want to be a redditor, i'm only allowed to play shitty or obscure games?

Not stalking people for shitposting purpose like you are doing could be a first step. If anything your behaviour makes you look like a much worse problematic idiot, I can already smell the stench of all the other mindless shitposts you dump on this board everyday.

> It's the worst Sup Forums's been
Yeah you didn't experience gg so you'd think that

>Asanagi
good taste

>12 frog threads
>all of them are shitposts
I'll praise the day when all frogposters are purged

>tfw only slightly reddit
lo-fi hiphop is great

current Sup Forums's an extension of the gg/reddit sleepover desu

Their art is great, I just wish their content wasn't so shit.

*AGGOT

>sample_
You're worse than the redditors.
Have some decency

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Fuck you

Dang, laughingsluts.png is more popular than I thought.

sorry

No, I'm not. And I'll never use that shitty site with its upvoting and mods deleting (((offensive))) comments. The only purpose you have is for learning which weapons in monster hunter are good, then it's over to kiranico to find the path. Which I can find out without having to join/register.

>SWTG is top of /lit/
God fucking bless. The day that dies is the day that board becomes a /sci/ tier shithole.

I have legitimately never used reddit in my life

We definitely need flags back. anyone who disagree is a fucking leaf.

>there wouldn't be any console wars threads
You mean I wouldn't have to look at those gay fucking wojack edits ever again? Oh no.

Spam Sup Forums with loli threads.

What if the website somehow flags them as reddit posters by checking their cookies to see if they've recently been to reddit.
That why when ever they post on Sup Forums they have a little alien next to their post.

I haven't seen that much of an uptick, and any attempt gets the thread deleted. I suspect some mods are from there too. Still think some gore mixed in can be effective though.

And people who are flagged can be referred to as Flaggots.

I only browse Sup Forums and I have Clover on my phone.
What will I do when I'm waiting in line to buy physical copies?

>Spam Sup Forums with ironic weeaboo threads

Fucking yes, my dude

Something else.

>People point to Sup Forums as an example of self moderation gone right. You know why that board's really less shit than Sup Forums? Moderation. Hard purging improves the board faster than shitposting, who knew?
Sup Forums is one of th worst boards on the site. Hell, even /r/anime is better for anime discussion.

>Somebody asks a simple question like "what anime is that?"
>"NOBODY TELL HIM. NO SPOONFEEDING ALLOWED."
>Topics are JUST waifu posting and shipping with no quality disccusion
>Make a topic about an older anime you're watching
>People tell you to fuck off because "all discussion from that anime is done."
>Can't even ask for recommendations because that's for /r/

This picture makes me cringe.
It's like you can read the smug expressions they're making as they type.

what the fuck with /biz/?

you just described what makes Sup Forums good

How do we roll back Sup Forums to pre-GG status? I just want all the shitposting, ironic or otherwise, to stop ;_;

Self moderation, reporting newfags and hoping the mods handle it. Stop spoonfeeding.

>claim to never use reddit
>explain how things work there
>finish by saying you go to reddit

you're exactly the pathetic moron I'm describing lmfao

>Stop spoonfeeding.
Good God, this. You aren't being a bro.

I'd take Sup Forums's shitposting over Sup Forums's elitism.

take it a step further
>you get a stack of cookies from Sup Forums and gibberish addresses
>too many to not-delete one accidentally to prevent cookie clearing
>lack of these ip and time specific cookies gets you banned permanently
>new cookies every x amount of time
>old cookies going missing gets you permanently banned
>reddit cookies get permanent ipbans
>getting linked to Sup Forums from reddit gets you banned permanently
>tracker data from reddit gets you permanently banned
etc and expand to other normie sites over time and complicate the system

Ok but I like 4 of those cartoons and have literally never used reddit..

I want to hate fuck her so bad.
That expression pisses me off.

Both of you dodged the point. Sup Forums isn't good due to self moderation, it's just less shit than Sup Forums since the board has actual moderation.

Try posting this thread there for example, see how long it lasts.

I'd be ok with that as long as Sup Forums advertises that they do not accept users from those sites.

>biz
>1st is Iris heart
not bad

honestly I think Sup Forums is done for. The changes it went through are irreversible.
And its not like anyone cares either, just us, a small minority at this point. Hiro definitely doesnt as he rakes in ad money.

Implement a sadpanda-like system