When was the last time you farted while playing video games?

When was the last time you farted while playing video games?

every.time
mm hm

I don't do it much anymore because I'm afraid it's gonna end up being poop instead.

Im a girl, i don't fart

20 minutes ago. I've always had a bad gas problem They are so stinky they became a part of my room.

please be in LONDON

>Watching a movie with a girl
>We're both under the covers
>She farts

I think we have to get married now

i don't fart because I feel like my waifu would be disgusted with me

What's the difference between a poot and a fart?

user, she'd be disgusted with you regardless of if you fart or not. So just fart.

>when you let out a rotten eggs genocider but can't stop sniffing it

Tfw same, I've even developed a fart fetish because I fart so much while fapping I've started to associate farts with sexual arousal

but im in shape and im not bad looking. I even started working out for her.

Please be a girl.

I have a modmic, so every time I need to fart I take it off, put it next to my ass, and give everyone else half of the pleasure I'm enjoying at that particular moment.

if i'm not challenging myself daily how else could I live up to her?

This thread smells like shit.

I always shit into my mic on Discord so my friends always get a taste as i play.

>tfw no smell mics yet in the year of 2017

teehee

don't play games with me bitch, are you in LONDON or not? GOD im so fucking horny. please, please, please be in fucking LONDON.

;)

I'm cumming so fucking hard right now to you posts, plz plz say your in LONDON.

yes, i'm also female(female)

>female(female)
nevermind

plz don't pay attention to this douchebag. I'm a nice guy misses who needs a gf. [email protected]

>go to friend's house for sleepover when I was still in middle school
>gonna be a good night of vidya, movies, and talking girly shit
>I brought some good japanese snacks (lived right near a japanese market), she made egg salad sandwiches because she knows I love those
>Drinking soda, eating junk food, good times
>the night drags on
>we're playing some og Smash Bros when my friend lifts one cheek and lets out a long, rambling brap
>smells like death
>laughing so hard that I also loose a huge one
>smells even worse
>we both realize it was the egg salad sandwiches and soda
>we're losing our shit and basically hotboxing her tiny ass room with our farts which are becoming more frequent and more toxic
>her mom comes up and tells us to keep it down cause it's late, only to immediately retreat mid sentence because of the foul miasma of death that hits her when she opens the door
>comes back in with her shirt over her nose with a can of febreze and sprays for a good 15 seconds
>we're fucking dying the entire time because we're literally 12 and farts are the pinnacle of humor
>couple of days later at school she tells me mom made her throw her sheets and bedding in the wash because of the smell and the room still smelled like ass two days later
>Egg salad sandwiches were banned at our sleepovers ever since
video games

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all day today too much beer

lel

ONIICHAN BRAPU