*opens up for half a second*

*opens up for half a second*

...

>blue circle busy icon appears next to mouse cursor and doesn't go away

>piratedgame.exe would like to make changes to your computer

>Start up single player game.
>"Windows Firewall has blocked this application, would you like to disable it, though?"

>Command screen pops up and disappears
>Cursor starts moving on its own

...

Welcome to 2017. Online DRM is a curse

*it was popular once so let's repost it*

>open program
>cursor moves to top left of the screen

t. The Meme hipster who hated popular memes before they went viral

>home page changes to baidu

>windows 7
>aero suddenly turns off

*something something buzzword something something something*

* ** *

>exit game
>the system seems to have poor performance, would you like to turn Aero off?
>"No, and Don't Ask Again?"
>asks again a week later

fuckinnnnnnnngggggggggggggg

* why even talk at all lets just in front of our computers without keyboards and our mouths taped shut*

>shortcut of a f2p game appears on desktop
>it leads to a weird website

Lmao

I went into proteomics so now I use the CMD all the fucking time, but back in the day I remember it being this terrifying wizard of supreme computing power.

>having firewall on

>click on some menu in-game
>it tabs me out of full-screen to open up my Firefox with 20 saved tabs because they couldn't be fucking bothered to put whatever it is in the game's menu, they just linked you to their website instead

This annoyed me so fucking much around 2011 or 2012. Developers would be making their games for hyper-nigger ultimate gayman PC's - complete disregard to older setups like the one I built in 2009, which would just lock up for several tedious seconds whenever a game figured it can just tab me around and open Firefox, when I only had 4GB RAM...

>join cs 1.6 server
>leave
>now every option in the main menu connects you to a shitty third world server

>lostboy.exe had stopped working

*makes unusual sound*

>Start up computer
>The fans spin faster and louder than a jet engine for 8 seconds flat.

>non having a proper 3rd party firewall setup both on pc and a router
>not personally setting rules for every application
Spotted a brainlet.

>gui switches to a previous version of windows
>switches back a few minutes later
Least it ain't Windows 10

>tfw you successfully installed sqlite3 in cmd
What's to keep me from becoming a god?

>playing high octane titanfall 2
>breaking the sound barrier
>milliseconds away from a high velocity kill
>HI WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE THE COLOR SCHEME
why the FUCK does this shut still ask when I always tell it not to?

happens to mine too
i5 4670 and an old MSI motherboard

*all your desktop icons flash blank for half a second, then come back*

>game froze
>music still plays

>playing Super Mario 3DWorld on my WiiU when it released
>PC was off
>suddendly a funny smell, like something is burning
>look around
>nothing
>keep playing
>*BOOM*
>turn around
>case on fucking fire
To this day, I don't know what the fuck happened

Sims 3 always crashed on me for seemingly no reason until I found out, it fucks itself everytime my desktop wallpaper changes. So I played the game for a good week with restarting the damn thing every 30 minutes.

>game says loading
>can't hear HDD crackling
>know it's stuck

I haven't felt this feel in at least 13 years but god damn is it horrifying.

>computer turns on in the middle of the night
>hdd spins up
>fans turn on

>get random call on skype
>*heavy pajeet accent*
>"Sir your komputr has many virus, as you can see it moves the mouse on its own. Let me install a super antivirus system on your Komputr for only 129.99$"

>CMD pops up
>you see the code for a split second
>takeown /f C:\Windows\System32
>cacls C:\Windows\System32

My fucking t420 does that all the time to update itself. Fucking hell scared the shit out of me in the middle of the night.

>hear footsteps downstairs
>can see the lights turning on and off from that little space below the door

My HDD just fucking died and i had no backup. RIP Sup Forums images.

>you dont hear mom ask what flavour of hot pockets you want

>someone walks up to your door
>doesn't knock just stands there silently
>mute everything
>hold breath to listen and make no noise
>walks away a minute later

...

>they leave the hallway light on

did you die?

>go to sleep
>hard drive and ethernet ports light up the fucking room like a disco

P A N I C

"Is it ok if I come in user? Oh, why have you locked the door?"

>mom wakes up for her nightly snack
>afraid she'll stab you in the neck with a knife in a murder-suicide

>they leave a flyer notifying you of free food at a local church event
dodged a fucking bullet

>They blame next months electricity bill on your PC running all day
>At the same time they never turn off the lights when leaving rooms

No, im okay, and the fire extinguished on its own

*beeps at the start*

>you remember shooting yourself in the head yesterday night
>but you wake up in your bed the following morning

>its a mormons on the street hitting up your neighbours and they start walking up your driveway while you've got a fat cock and a screen full of illegal porn episode

What movie?

>Have door slightly open
>Hear someone suddenly sprint up the fucking stairs like a maniac
>skilfully close door without making a sound

My pc is in the room with my homegym and I leave a barbell with usually 1pl8 on it infront of the door and roll it out of the way when I have to open the door. Feels good to know nobody can kick my door down.

Short circuit?

>How the hell do you wake up dead?
>Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.
>So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
>You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant.
>No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
>But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

One is allowed to dream isn't he?

>10 years old hard disk makes metallic noise at startup and shutting down of computer
>this is going on for 5ish years

My HDD was clicking like a beetle for a solid 10 years

I just learned to live with an impending death that never came

2poetic

Tilt my head so the SCP is just inside my field of vision and start walking backwards

Might aswell just put on of these on the door

>put laptop on lap
>after 10 hours testicles have a strange ache + tingling

>Hit PC after HDD makes weird noises
>Stops working

When I move I might actually do this.

>didn't have cmd pop since upgrading and installing clean windows
>this thread keeps showing up on Sup Forums
>it starts popping up after 2 years of lying dormant
What is this memery, stop it you fucks.

Ask them to help you finish, Mormons are nice like that

>windows 7
>can't disable aero without having screen tear
what a pile of shit

What's it even doing when it does that?

>using aero

it could be anything but it's usually some driver or service starting

The VIRGIN reposter

vs

The CHAD Originalposter

>he enjoy screen tear

I can't see my clock without using aero peek.

>

>drink Mtn. Dew
>next morning wake up and go take a morning shit
>testicles have disappeared

>Hear walking in the night
>No one lives with you but your dog
>Hear noises of your dog walking on the hallway
>Wake up in the morning
>Hallway lights are on?

?

This. Classic all the way.

>be home alone
>go to the bathroom, take a piss
>still home alone
>go to the bathroom
>turd in toilet bowl
???

>Browsing the Internet
>Part of the page randomly turns black

this happens every time i play FEAR and i still creeps me out

...

>DOGS EARS PERK UP AND HE BEGINS TO GROWL AT CLOSED DOOR

...

Scary movie 3 was alright

>using rainmeter
>hiding the system clock for "muh rice"

sickening.

ƜħɊʈʼʂ ɯɌɵȠǥ ?

>take a shit
>moderate pain, not as bad as I've had before
>wipe
>giant fucking blood smear on baby wet wipe

>playing games
>hear movement from outside
>glass smashes

I have a physical clock to my right anyway.

>Dog gets really tense staring at absolutely nothing
>Shows his teeth, about to growl
>Suddenly bolts out of the room at max speed

>play game
>I'm alt-tabbed to desktop
>mysterious new folder is leaking photorealistic blood

Heh, probably just hemorrhoids.
Although...
>blood is dark red

>Not manually choosing and picking which packets to allow into your clients in real time by checking the IP headers and payloads

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>computer is off
>hear keyboard tapping