Jerked off to Overwatch SFM a billion times since it came out I think

>jerked off to Overwatch SFM a billion times since it came out I think
>Never played it myself or barely read up anything about it besides the porn
>Friend gifts me the game for my birthday
>cant play it without getting a massive boner
Luckily it's not all that fun.

I want to make a hapa with D.VA

this
I don't even know what this game looks like. From all I heard it's some shit fps and I don't play fps at all. Porn is good though, no regrets.
This brown girl is my favorite.

The pron is the only good thing about it

You are a sad fuck OP

Post good SFM

Why not jerk off your friend?

>those webms made by ellowas
God bless that man

I used to feel the same, I dropped the game for an entire year when I bought it but I'm giving it an honest try now, I'm level 43 so I don't really have many hours in the game.
scatter arrow makes me feel disgusted though.
I main d.va, I've got a few hours with orisa and reaper as well, but reaper honestly doesn't seem that good, I might be wrong though.

Lost interest very quickly after I realised it was just a prettier, dumber version of TF2.

this

>Recognized this shit immediately after the first trailer
>Never gave blizz any money ever
>Jerked off to the 34

Best outcome

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>Made that same connection
>Got suckered into the hype
>Played 1 round
>Instant regret

Diamonds

BAD MERCY! NO MOLESTING CHILDREN!

The biggest difference between Overwatch and TF2 is that Overwatch actually works the majority of the time.
It's a shame neither gets substantial updates, but TF2 needs a complete revitalization.

>play the open beta for 2 hours with friends
>feels like I have played it for an eternity because it simply isnt fun
>don't buy it
>friend tries to keep gifting me it
>cave after 2 weeks of him emotionally guilt tripping me
>we played 4 rounds and never again

They need to remove healers from this game or make Mercy less mobile. They also need to add limited ammo and add meaningful power-ups that change the frontline at all times. Because every game just breaks down to everyone huddling together around their cumdump mercy that heals them to full health in a second. It devolves into a shitshow where the attackers just keep shooting the blob of mass until they've built up enough ults to possibly disjoint the blob. I feel like my body entering a vegetative state every time I check it out again.

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look up fpsblyck

whew

show your massive boner pls :3

Pharah is a goddess.

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Salsa, please. That animation is really smooth compared to the garbage I've been seeing lately.

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I wanna fuck Mercy, Ana, Widowmaker and DVa

ok. and?

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>MUUUUUUUUUUUUH DIIIIIICK!!!

you are going to die alone

play the fucking game

>tfw SFM porn is only going to get bigger and better in the future

Abstinence is bad for young boys' health.

>tfw Overwatch will be forgotten in time for the shit game it is
>it's legacy will always be that it started the SFM porn animation revolution

I do, just not fucking overwatch.

i hope it was bbc, tiny white wieners turns me off

>borrowed(read: stole) my friends account just to play this
>give it back 5 hours later telling him he done fucked
>search porn
>fap

here is what makes overwatch objectively shit:
>healers
>tanks
>ultimates
>abilities
>maps
>lootboxes
but remove it all, and there'll be no game left to "play".

Did some hunting and found this. Animator is Cakeofcakes.

gfycat DOT com SLASH hospitablechillyhog

Do you mind if I save this lovely picture? Thanks.

I wonder how many women have been raped by apes

It's not rape when it's consensual
Bitches love that hot monkey dick

>he hates games that are mainstream
>purely a coincidence that the ones he doesn't like are popular

t. winston

>VR SFM porn with no SDE

fucking noobs get thus far and still havent discovered roll jump... I wasnt this slow as a kid...

>t. Mercy

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>Overwatch actually works the majority of the time
What did he mean by this?

kill yourself you worthless cuck

Rude.

Can someone explain Americans and their nigger fetish? If the porn is American made there's a 70% chance of it being niggershit. I just don't understand, why do they love these repulsive apes so much?

Who's the artist? Mercy/starchild and Mercy/kieran only give me shitty images.

>projectiles don't lag through the air
>menus actually work
>no item servers that are down
>cosmetics and unusual particles don't levitate in the air
>no instant kill from bugged mechanics i.e. face stabs
>guns often point where they're shooting
>no bugged lighting on half the models
>random exploits and bugs don't remain unfixed for several years, often fixed immediately
>game doesn't hang like when loading maps/opening loadout in TF2.
There are a couple things like Reinhardt charge and Genji reflect hitbox, but you could at least pretend to argue that they're working as intended. TF2 is just a mess.

I've wondered for a while now, where can you get patreon content?

I mean we have sadpanda for all non-fakku doujinshi, manga and cgsets. And a few other sites for fakku stuff.

But nothing for patreon rips?

nice meme dumb europoor

you mad whiteboi?

Mutts just love niggers I guess

>40 hours played of Overwatch, despite pre-ordering it and being in the earliest closed betas
>Masturbated to the Overwatch whores countless times

>Hundreds of hours played of Dirty Bomb
>Never once masturbated to or even had lewd thoughts about any of Dirty Bomb's pure, kind mercenary-maidens

Really makes me think.

Just pay. Artists gotta eat too!

>pharah
>no bush
what a waste.

pharah, mercy and zarya should all have bushes.

>paying for porn
What is this? the 80's?

Where's Shadman?

Doesn't even look like her

>porn isn't like any other media
I want conservationists to leave.

Very nice

>paying for porn
lol

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most patreons cost 1-2 dollar a month for complete access

if you like the porn that much pay for it you will get more

Whatever you say, user.

It actually isn't going to get better. SFM becomes worse and worse to use because of it's 32bit limitation and Valve will never fucking update it anymore. Importing nu-Laura straight for example crashes SFM because it cannot handle a 500 mb model of Lara Croft, which is why it had to be downsized considerable by rippers and overall lose a lot of quality. I know there's a beta SFM somewhere around, but that shit will never be updated either. However SFM is a good entrance into animation, but not many people have the endurance to switch to Blender or something else. Thus in the future, with the ever increasing size and complexity of models, it's more likely for 3d game porn to die out over time aside from the minority who really wants to learn it.

I will never not be mad about the fact that overwatch porn cockblocks starcraft 2 porn. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NOVA + KERRIGAN + HANSON BUTTFESTS

I thought I was the only one.

I never played it and never will since I don't like FPS, but the girls look really nice. Thanks to the relatively simple models, people can make authentic looking pron of it too.

Why is D.Va so sexual?

You guys think that the reason they made pharah the middle eastern woman is because she shows zero skin below her neck?

>SFM porn
All the new good shit is made in blender. SFM is shit now, blender is the future.

The only good thing about ow is the porn
Blizzard is not able to balance something

She can't help wanting to breed with black men only, it's natural!

>he pays for animated porn

I don't, but that doesn't mean I go around asking people who do to upload it for everyone else.
Also,
>animated porn
How does that make a difference? Is porn, as opposed to any other digital media, supposed to be free?

>How does that make a difference? Is porn, as opposed to any other digital media, supposed to be free?
It should if you're using intellectual property you do not have the rights off.

Yes. Porn should always be free. Pussy is free, the more lonely alternative should also be.

>Hard work should be free.
At least makes sense.

>Pussy is free
Only on very very rare occassions. if shes a total slut

Mods, stop masturbating.