What did Valve mean by this?

What did Valve mean by this?

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Who?

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It means that Valve have decorated their new office.

There will never be another Half-Life game.

This

*farts*

Half-Life card game confirmed

They could've used that money towards a new game.

>The company that doesn't make games anymore does a thing

[insert retard clap here]

you won't fool me, valve

You're a fucking mongoloid if you think this means nothing. You aren't paying close attention.

Half Life 3 any day now (not even episode 3, real 3).

>project dota 2 card game turns out to be half life 3
If only I could be in that timeline

>You're a fucking mongoloid if you think this means nothing. You aren't paying close attention.
>Half Life 3 any day now (not even episode 3, real 3).

>stupid leddit meme
Just as expected from someone with no arguments!

Naargf

they're hiding away from steamfags who will realize soon they're being scammed

stop torturing yourself

Huuurff-fbbbl

Why in God's name would anyone apply for a job at Valve?

oh I understand, I just don't care about games anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=fkcIH6DeBUM

>wanting nu-HL from nu-Valve of nu-Gabe
Gay

>valve still calling attention to half-life
No. Stop. It hurts.

it's an ARG

>company so shit they have to cling to nostalgia for a game released 15 years ago

PC gaming is a joke

oh yea, not like nintendo isn't pandering to nostalgia either.

nintenbros are the worst of the worst

their consoles are shit and their games are 10 years behind the competition yet due to nintendo bias they get 7-10s like they deserve it

*wahoos internally*

H-Half-Life 3?!

At least nintendo actually makes games. Games featuring their modt beloved characters. Gordon freeman just wishes he could be mario for at least one day.

It means they blew whatever their budget was for new games on stupid shit. The company is practically run by Millennials.

Fuck that looks horrible.

They basically just announced HL3 you fucking retard.

>look goyim we have so much money
>you want video games? fuck you have shitty sales and cosmetics instead

>valve devs never ever releasing any games
>board wants to find out what the fuck they're doing all day
>devs foritfy their office so nobody will find out they're just shitposting and masturbating all day

A N G R Y B A C O N

shouldve fortified them with lootboxes instead

Who the fuck cares? Why would anyone care what valve does anymore?

>valve
>board

That looks awful. I would get depressed walking into that environment to work every day.

HABENIN

Fuck, that's disgusting.

Yeah, Zelda and Mario every 6 years. They just outsource everything else.

>You lived long enough to see yourself become the villan
Pretty ironic i guess. I literally don't give a shit about Half Life anymore so who cares.

they have too much money from hats

getting paid to do nothing but insert a couple hats someone else already modeled into your game sounds like a pretty good deal

I really hate this one.

they waste their money they get from hat/skin shit to make a single office wall and not put it to developing a game, but don't worry we will get half life vr soon

>All this money to waste
>Still no Half-Life 3

they became the combine, it all makes sense now

>make of the most beloved pc games
>leave it to rot on a cliffhanger
>closest thing to closure was a fucking pastebin
Not surprising that fat fuck's favorite class was the spy

any day now....yup any day now

>Half-Life
Is is this still a thing? Why even care?

>employees have to work dressed in blue shirts and jeans
>giant screens broadcast motivational messages from Gabe
>drones fly around randomly taking pictures of the employees
>Welcome! Welcome to Valve! It's safer here.

>Half-Life VR
I would legit by a VR for this.

I hope you're joking. Otherwise it's just sad how delusional you are.

Welcome. Welcome to Office 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Offices

The combines (Valve), dominates and harrasing the people. (fans)

>Yoshi
>Xenoblade Chronicles outsourced
>Splatoon outsourced
>Pikmin outsourced
>Kirby outsourced
>Pokemon outsourced
>Animal crossing outsourced
>Fire Emblem outsourced
>Kid Icarus outsourced
>Metroid outsourced
>Starfox outsourced

>The last main Nintendo ip game that was outsourced was F-zero, and it was the best in the series

They are doing it just to shit on every half life fan.

It's loss.

dude get mods to fix that disgusting UI

Reminder that the creator of City 17, Viktor Antonov, left Valve years ago and now works at Bethesda France.

>releases half life inspired cellphone game

It's what you do when you have money to burn and no shareholders.

>Hey we found some assets in the basement, would be some cool wall decorations.
>What the hell are they?
>No idea but you can't wear them on your head
>Huh
>Wait,
>WAIT
>I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
>It's the walls from half life: deathmatch source!
>wow, what an episode of amnesia we just had to forget that.

He worked on dishonored, but he's now part of some literally who indie studio who made this literally who early access game. store.steampowered.com/app/462440/ROKH/

They announced that they weren't making it months ago. Just let go, user.

TFW never played any Half Life game and never will! Come at me!

EY GUYS, REMEMBER MEDIEVIL AND CRASH BANDICOOT?

>Multiplayer-Survival-Sandbox
cant wait

>hlf lIFE 33 soONN

gaben is becoming so fat they it's causing damages to the building and it needs to be reinforced with high tech systems. sad

HL3 cant happen without Episode 3. It finishes the HL2 storyline and sets the stage for a hypothetical HL3 but it will never ever happen.

Not after Marc Laidlaw posted the story of Episode 3:

pastebin.com/q9DMFa7c

All the talent left Valve after so many years of not doing anything so even if HL3 comes out it's going to be shit.

>Valve is the Combine
Deepest Lore?

I never really understood why valve never made Half-Life 3. It will sell like a motherfucker obviously so what's the problem

What they spent their Half Life 3 budget on.

HL2 didn't continue a lot from HL1, the only real carryover was Vortigaunts and G-Man. The rest was completely unrelated or retconned in.

Because releasing community made hats for profit turned out to be a lot easier than making a one time sale single player game.

they probably dont got the same devs. i dont know much about game makin industry but from what i see good devs move around a lot for some reason, seeking the next really great game they gonna make, not just a sequel which could be potentially worse n tarnish their reputatoin i guess

Because it'd cost money that they could instead spend on fancy walls.

and now they just got a new Half-Life themed office, indicating that they have finally started making it.

That they got money to spend.

It means Valve has become the villains and they embrace it

>implying it's not Gaben's plan to get everybody else to quit so he can run the entire company via algorithms

>make like 3 original games ever
>buy up free mods and rerelease them with a price tag
>gigantic DLC middleman store monopoly with Steam that takes a huge cut from developers
>invented microtransactions and cosmetics

unironically worse than EA

>all these people thinking this means anything regarding the half life franchise, or valve games in general
Just give up hope, it's not worth it anons.

Its not going to happen dude. They took so long to make the game that it went from genuine hype for a sequel to an actual meme that it was never coming out to actually being confirmed for cancelled. Besides its not like they could do anything revolutionary with it anyways.

I'm gonna screenshot this, just in case

>actually being confirmed for cancelled.

Has it?

*blocks your path*

I'm very disappointed in you if you still have any hope in Valve at this point.
I'd understand if this was 2013, but even then you'd be delusional. Now you are pathetic.

>Have a money printing machine
>Only decorate a shitty hallway with bent pieces of metal

>5 cordless drills

This. Kojima's office best office. That kino white hall with Luden's. SO cool

No, nor will it ever be. Everyone just knows it by now.

Is five drills a fresh new meme?

I literally bought VR for this. Actually for HL2 VR that was released and then Valve stopped supporting it. Now we have to wait for modders to pick up Valve's mess.

At least I found other things worthwhile to do with my VR set but fucking Valve needs to get their shit together.

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