Wow. This was really, really bad

Wow. This was really, really bad.
Why do so many consider this the best DLC?

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Literally no one on here does.

Fuck off.

Dead Money > Honest Hearts > Old World Blues > Lonesome Road
Always.

How is dead money the best?

There is only one real reason to dislike OWB, and that is the very poor scaling of enemies ending them up as tedious meatshields.

You might have an issue with the writing but that is subjective.

Because it is.
OWB>Honest hearts>Dead Money>Lonesome Road

>get to keep all your overpowered Mojave equipment
>get to return any time
>no penalty for rushing it
>skill checks out the ass
>great home base with free crafting supplies for life
>Cam Clark
>decent weapons for everyone but Guns but fuck Guns they've already got all the best toys

Best writing, best characters. Probably best atmosphere. That alone is enough for it to tower over the other DLC.
Honest Hearts has the next best characters, the world space is pretty good.
Old World Blues would be tied with HH, and maybe is, if you can look past the le penis fingers XD hahaha muggy the mug ANGRY toasty the toaster reddit humour.
Lonesome road is a rushed linear boring trek. Ulysses is boring. It was rushed because they had a deadline from Bethesda for 4 story DLC.

>well written story/ characters/ backstory of the Sierra Madre
>challenging
>not too long and not too short, just perfect

Dead Money is fucking trash.

All of this. Shit's lit.

What's so bad about Lonesome Road?

Let me guess: you couldn't finish it. That's unacceptable. Many make that same mistake.

Too hard for you, huh? It's alright. The easier ones are still there for you.

I this a meme or do people think the DLC is hard?
Is it because of the meatshield enemies?

>>challenging
>trying to blast your away through multiple bullet sponges
Yeah, no.

Ulysses makes it or breaks it for most people. And the Marked Men are kinda meh. ED-E is a bro as always though.

He is samefagging. I don't think I have ever heard anyone call anything in Fallout: NV, hard.

Can't say if it's the same for everyone, but i personally loved the atmosphere, and the game actually forcing me to scavange and find shit in order to survive, instead of giving me 100 bullets for the current weapon i can pick up right on the shelve. Plus the story itself felt fun, and fucking over the retarded old man near the end was great.

It does get a little easier once you start amassing stuff from scavenging though.

>given weapons that do extra limb damage
>given enemies that die when their limbs are crippled
>"bullet sponges"
You're given the perfect weapon to kill Ghost People almost from the start and even if your Melee skill is in the shitter, there are so many you'll never go below 75% durability

Because it turns the game into easy mode

Just get a fucking bear trap glove and apply the upgrade and use cross punches. Their entire gimmick is that they die if their limbs are destroyed.

Meanwhile, old world blues has the fucking scorpions taking a million hits to die, and they scale no matter how high your level is.

People like the characters I think, and after Honest Hearts felt pretty plain with the straightforward story, the openneness of OWB was welcomed by most.

Me? I didn't care for the lack of a structure, spongy enemies, gimmicky items.

they all fell in love with the talking waifu armor.

Learn how to target limbs. Or get bloody mess if you suck that hard.

OWB had the best cohesive quests and map though.

>Dead money was nothing but linear corridors that look the same until the casino area, the worst part of the map overall
>littered with fetch quest shit and stupid traps
>disappointing new weapons, rewards are lackluster
>Characters are great overall, barring Christine

>OWB
>Open to you from the get go, many unique and interesting locations to explore
>each major facility has so much to do inside beyond completing the main objective
>tons of interesting lore that ties into the main game and other DLCs
>oodles of weapons
>tons of unique and powerful rewards
>quirky NPCs full of neat dialogue

Old world blues starts out interesting enough, until you're finally done killing a meat shield enemy for the 100th in less than 5 minutes, while still finding enough stimpacks, weapons, ammo and rugs to last you a lifetime, and running into OP as fuck upgrades for literally anything you could ever need, not to mention some being absolutely free to get, or just requiring a simple ass challenging to get.

What's wrong with Christine?

Cute and quirky at first, but then she starts talking.

No one does. Dead Money is the best by far.

>rewards are lackluster
That was the point.

That stuff isn't enough for it to be better than Dead Money though. Dead Money was a experience.
>Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go.

>t. cazador

But seriously I think it's the dlc with the least replay value

Can you elaborate? None of her dialogue is particularly annoying from what I remember.

The holorifle alone was great though. Only one bullet, and the damage was pretty good for enemies.

>he doesn't know about the plot twist

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>rewards are lackluster

thats the only thing you fucked up, the rewards are fine specially if you hauled your ass with absolutely everything in the whole place, especially the gold so you can drop all that shit in the Sink to decorate and never ever use it

Honest Hearts

>No one does
I think DM is the best as well and that OWB was the worst, but the DLC are clearly very polarising, with DM either at the top or bottom of everyone's list

Did you play it when it was just released? I remember one particular bug where it wouldn't register that you were away from those stupid speakers that made your collar beep in one area. Had to load a save from two hours prior just to advance. But then again it was on the 360 so who knows? All I know is that a survival horror style of gameplay just doesn't mesh well with Gamebyro's clunky shooting.

>Dead Money

Maybe, but I'm biased because I liked the whole survivor's guilt theme in HH

The more I play through them the more I think HH tops the list.

>Being proud to be a soyboy

You mean,
>let's not fight, just escape from this nice place and let savages prosper
?

I thought that was really stupid idea.

Randall Clark's story is leagues above anything in OWB.
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Because of the awesome toaster in it.

It hard which make it good.

>Being proud to be an edgelord contrarian

>Being so retarded you literally ignore information given to you

We get further from God every day.

...

It's patrichian pleb. Know the diff. Lonesome road is the contrarian choice.

>Ghost people have zero (0) perception
>A bug in the game engine means zero (0) perception in-game means they infinite (∞) perception, meaning ghost people will always see you
Great game, Nu Vegas boys

Lonesome Road is an amazing ending for the courier.
That glitch comes from Bethesda's incompetence and Fallout 3 is pure shite.

Great shitpost, ants.

Because you can make a robot cum by just breathing, name another game where i can do that.

Because it's the thinking mans DLC, just as New Vegas is the thinking mans fallout game

>you aren't allowed to dislike things for subjective reasons

>DM as #1

Honest Hearts > Old World Blues >>> Dad's Money >>>>> Lonesome Broad

>Will you love me if I help you hide?
>We're all lit up. Is it Christmas?
>Take this. I don't want you to die.
>FIGHTING TIME. Just kidding.
As someone who already develops an unhealthy attachment to inanimate objects, the Stealth Suit was way too much for my heart.

Mash through the dialogue then.

I don't get how people had trouble with ghosts. Even if you're not versed in melee can't you just break limbs off by attacking them with whatever shitass weapon you have? Shooting them with a shitty weapon if their corpse is at a distance? Do people just automatically erase the existence of a ghost person from their mind once they ragdoll?

Dead Money had the best writing, characters and atmosphere, but it was just a Bioshock pastiche. OWB was like the worst parts of Fallout 2 and should've stayed in the Van Buren design document. It's embarrasing to play.

I don't actually care about owb I just wanted to say that that was the stupidest thing I've read in ages

I liked the dog gun, it was silly

I distinctly remember that when you deplete their health they fall down for a bit, giving more than enough time for Dog to eat them or for you to run up and cut a limb off. They're the least annoying part of Dead Money by far.

I actually read through this whole thing and I wanna say someone just changed Fallout 3 copy pasta and changed it to NV for their blog.

>remember when it came out 7 years ago
>I was into watching LPs
>tearing my hair out watching retards asking how to kill the ghost men when the game literally just told them 5 seconds ago

You don't even need to run up though. You can blast their head or any limb off. You can buy more ammo at the vending machine with Sierra Madra chips for the Holorifle.

>That glitch comes from Bethesda's incompetence
The problem is Obsidian didn't have a single dedicated playtester for any of the DLCs before LR. The janky ass engine didn't help matters but it's not all Bethesda's fault.

I always forgot about the holorifle so I just use the police pistol and a cosmic knife. There's also the gas bombs too.

People quite literally refuse to read any tip the gave might give them.

>I always forgot about the holorifle
How can you forget about the most aesthetic weapon in the franchise? One of the strongest weapons in the game too.

>>decent weapons for everyone but Guns but fuck Guns they've already got all the best toys

FIDO was pretty useful if I reckon well

You know Bethesda playtested New Vegas, right?

>scrape some of this highly corrosive, incredibly toxic, potentially mutagenic poison gas off the walls
>toss it into a tin can with two packs of 200 year old potato crisps
>instead of killing you it's like Buffout, only better

>not using the BAR

Energy weapons are for COMMUNISTS and HOMOSEXUALS.

It's an interesting way to use up all your .44 Magnum, I guess

>instead
Nobody tells you about the long-term effects.

>literally the official weapons of the US Army
>favorite weapon type of the Enclave by far
Um, sweetie.

Because I'm a mongoloid who doesn't pump energy weapons until I'm about to go to The Big Empty, so for Dead Money it's just more effective to use the pistol instead most of the time.
Dean knows how to mix a helluva drink.

I would agree with you but lonesome road is second best.

It has a lot of good content, the most out of all of them.
But its so fucking silly and stupid, I would have enjoyed it immensely if they didn't ruin it with their idea of "humor"

>not using the BAR
I love her but she eats through ammo too much. And .308 is a bitch to come across most of the time.

>US Army wiped out
>Enclave ruled by nu-males
Real America was lost because of these COMMUNISTS. Real men wouldhave nuked China first, and faster, with .45 ACP instead of SOCIALIST energy nukes.

I loved the atmosphere in the villa and the fact that they take away your overpowered equipment in the beginning, so there's some challenge involved.

OWB was so bad I stopped playing halfway through it and never went back to that character. lolsorandumb writing, damage-sponge enemies, boring environment.

>And .308 is a bitch to come across most of the time.
lrn2reload

>with .45 ACP instead of SOCIALIST energy nukes
OK, that was funny.

>so there's some challenge involved
Challenge is meaningless in DM since you are showered in chips all the time meaning you can easily make yourself an unlimited supply of stimpaks, ammo and repair kits.

How could it possibly be second best?
>Don't have time to model wavey hair
>Just make the head of the final boss a mask that doesn't blink, mouth doesn't move, whole head doesn't move.

>lrn2reload
I did. I still end up with more .357
>repair kits
Do people actually use those fuckers?

Fucking lazy obsidishits

Jury rigging doesn't work well in the Sierra Madre so repair kits come in handy. Jury rigging in fact does not work for the Holorifle since it can only be repaired by vendors or repair kits.

New Vegas had fucking trash DLC despite being the better game.
At least 3 had this.

>all enemies do additional damage that ignores armor

Honest Hearts is fucking terrible and people only like it because of Graham, who is also the most overrated character in Fallout history. That DLC is an absolute slog.

>Jury rigging in fact does not work for the Holorifle since it can only be repaired by vendors or repair kits.
I somehow forgot that. Energyfags BTFO.
>Point Lookout
>Better than any of the Vegas DLCs

>tfw you find out the truth about mobius

That brain is a fucking hero.

>t. Alabamite

God forbid one part of the game be remotely hard.

B-but the gun checking animation is soooo cool

>Graham
>Randal Clark
>Tommy Guns and 1911s are fucking hype
>Beautiful enviroment imo
There's a bit more than just Graham.