Can you name one thing that objectively improves every game it's added to?

Can you name one thing that objectively improves every game it's added to?

Funny hats.

A hammer.

Dinosaurs

Cute girls.

Grappling Hook

Jet packs

Walljumping

Character creator.

gameplay

Fully customizable controls

double barrel shotgun

Existence.

Optimization

Can you name one thing that objectively makes every game more shit when it's added?

Turbo Mode

character customization

Optional Co op

Tit sliders.

good gameplay

Big boobs.

Loading screen minigames

Quick time events

meaty mele animations

floating health bars and damage numbers

Better framerate

Loot boxes

Users from Sup Forums

Crafting.

cute outfits

tribes vengences says not

tumblr designs, sjwshit, black female characters

Mononobe no Futo

"choices" that will "impact the gameplay"

A shit.

Waifufaggotry

Motion controls, t. Shiggy Myggy

Good OST.

A skip button on tutorials and cutscenes.
Forced tutorials and cutscenes.

A few:
>borderless window mode
>small screenshot showing the scene of your save game
>continue button that loads the most recent save
>ability to disable intro movies and logos
>benchmark
>dedicated servers
>dynamic resolution

Projectiles that bounce off walls.

This, every time.

>Loading screen minigames
Hell yes

Can't remember the last game with this other than the DBZ ps2 games.

Advanced movement mechanics

Hi-def textures/sprites on food.

some company actually patented it, but I think it recently expired

like what? skiing in tribes? climbing mobs in dragons dogma?
or everything in mirrors edge?

Villain monologue / dialogue with the player during boss battles

Cutscenes where the boss is not beaten even though you beat them in the gameplay before the cutscene.

Lolis

It was Bamco.

LO-LIs

yea

lolis are better without having to deal with the shitty game behind them

This.

this but only if they are haughty

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This

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I'll do you one better: Boss fights where you have to hold out for a certain number of turns at which point the boss uses an attack that wipes the party, but if you die before that happens you get a game over instead, even though you lose to the boss either way.

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>RE0
Fucking hell no.

Lolis are love, lolis are life
Lolis!

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How the fuck did a mechanics topic turn into a loli cheesecake thread?

optional co-op multiplayer for the main story
in-engine cutscenes before bosses that you can't skip

Music by Namco or a Namco alumnus. So folks like Shinji Hosoe, Ayako Saso, Takayuki Aihara, Nobuyoshi Sano, Keiichi Okabe, etc.

Dogs

Microtransactions

Lolis are a mechanic

I wish that was a guy with short hair

>Can you name one thing that objectively improves every game it's added to?

big tits

Feet

Doing things the way the dev wants it instead of the way the suits want it.

Character creation/customization

Breast expansion mechanics.

>Doing things the way the dev wants it instead of the way the community wants it.

How do you make a game without feet?

You generally code with your hands.

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get out

Probably unpopular opinion, but the ability to sprint.

Breast/height reduction mechanics.

With a smug slider that goes to max

Anime tiddies

Wrong. Go flat or go bust

Fan service

Bloomers

I prefer these bloomers

All bloomers welcome

>posting a dork

a CUTE dork!

I want to marry a dork!

>Can you name one thing that objectively improves every game it's added to?

keyboard and mouse controls

you are right for most things, but racing games are definitely fucking worse with keyboard and mouse compared to a controller (due to gas/brake sensitivity on the triggers), or optimally a wheel and pedals

>optimally a wheel and pedals
if you're going that far, throw in a VR headset

durability

VR headset is only for immersion though, while wheel and pedals are the most precise and best control method for a racing game. we're getting off track though, the point is that KB+M is only good for 99% of things, not everything. Action games like Devil May Cry also suck balls with KB+M, as well as basically every fighting game.

A price discount.

gameplay