What's the dumbest fucking thing you've ever seen included in a videogame?

What's the dumbest fucking thing you've ever seen included in a videogame?

Like, everything else is pretty okay but there's this one dumb fucking thing thats just in there that the devs somehow let slip thru the cracks

FUCK THESE PIECES OF SHIT

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this fucking dumb bullshit

RUNEYS WERE FUCKING EASY TO DEAL WITH AND WERE BASICALLY A CHEAT FOR FUCKING EASY FARMING FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF
BIANCA WAS BEST GIRL

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Pretty much every user inventory / interface in the past 15 years or so
Are they patented or something as I have never understood how some make it by development unless they aren't allowed to copy good menus from other developers

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Soul Memory

This as well

A fight so shitty it breaks the rules of the game. Every other boss fight in the game resets if you die. This one keeps the damage because its nothing but cheap one-shots/falling floors and it would be even more infuriating otherwise.

BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP

Jet Force Gemini would have been a masterpiece without the fucking Tribals.

7 piece triforce quest in Wind Waker

just the one thing it does wrong

>you have to name your group in persona 5
>everyone just calls you phantom thieves no matter what you choose
>not enough space to actually put phantom thieves as a name

its dumb, but i loved it

It's actually eight pieces.

...how the fuck did I have the patience to beat that game

>play cuphead
>notice that you can't dash if you hold up + l/r and shoot
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK THIS GAME
THEY CAN MAKE IMPRESSIVE ANIMATIONS FOR AN ENTIRE GAME BUT THEY CAN'T ACTUALLY MAKE IT PLAYABLE TO SAVE THEIR FUCKING CAREER
THEY CAN "FIX" MUNDANE SHIT LIKE BEING ABLE TO DUCK UNDER THE DEVIL'S CLOP ATTACK WHEN IT MAKES SENSE NOT TO BE DAMAGED BY IT BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST BARELY UNDER HIS FUCKING HAIR BUT THEY CAN'T FIX THE MULTIPLE OCCASIONS WHERE I HAVE SOFTLOCKED THE GAME BY PARRYING UPON DEATH
NO
THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT SO THAT ANY SINGLE FUCKING PIXEL CAN RUIN YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING
HOW DO YOU OVERLOOK THIS
HOW
THE FUCK
DO YOU OVERLOOK SOMETHING LIKE BEING UNABLE TO DASH WITH EIGHT-WAY AIMING ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU NEED IT FOR SOMEONE LIKE THE DEVIL
FUCKING INCOMPETENT CUNTS
I HAVE WAITED FOUR YEARS FOR THIS GAME AND THIS IS WHAT THEY GAVE ME
FUCK STUDIO MDHR

Probably the Star Wars Kinect dance game, but that one was so fucking stupid that it was actually fun.

The mission with the racist scientists in Prototype 2.

It comes out of nowhere and is never mentioned again.

>game has a mission-select and grading system for every level
>game knows getting the top ranks is difficult, often having achievements just for beating a specific level with a perfect rank
>doesn't have a "restart" option in the pause menu when you mess up, so you have to either die or go back to the main menu and slowly wade through menus to try again

THEYRE FUCKING BORING TO DISTRIBUTE, TEDIOUS AND TIME-CONSUMING, AND THE ANIMATION TAKES AN ETERNITY CINNAMON BEST GIRL

The AI in soulstorm never, ever makes the most powerful units in the game for some bizarre reason. Sure playing against real opponents is better, but it always seemed like a bizarre oversight in the campaign or when you're botstomping with some friends

I'M SOLO
I'M HAN SOLO

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Forced stealth sections in non-stealth games

>your destiny is in that purifier room so i will not turn it on for you

Try playing on a controller dumb cunt. Keyboards only accept 3 inputs at a time. Anyone that isn't a retarded newfag could tell you that.

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git gud

Soul memory.

I played as the Wu-Tang Clan

SURE IT DOES YOU FUCKING INEPT RETARD
HOW ABOUT YOU OWN UP TO THE FACT THAT CUPHEAD HAS FUCKING SHIT GAMEPLAY

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this kid went on to fuck some great women in rule34