Resident Evil 7

You finally get to save Best Girl.

When does this dlc take place?
Who are you playing as.

Weeks after Not a Hero.

But I already saved her. I love my wife, not some inbred hillbilly slut who only saved me so I could do the legwork and bring her an antidote for her condition.

...

u play as Jack's brother, captain falcon

She's a slut who's more trouble than she's worth.

>Joe Baker is strong enough to take down Tyrant-tier BOWs with his fists

What's the point of nu-Umbrella or the BSAA when you got one pissed off uncle?

Aside from her opening video to Ethan, I would bang the shit out of Mia

I don't know, but it was fun as hell. Best DLC

It's been nearly over half a decade since I've played this, and probably close to decade since I had before that. Always played in Normal or Arranged growing up - this is my first play through on Advanced.
I'm about to go fight the tyrant and this is all I have left (technically have first aid sprays, but I'm not using them). How fucked am I?
Oh and what file am I missing?

>yfw the glove

I was really hoping for a second Mega Fist for the last fight. Also that last fight is retarded.

Did you kill every single god damn zombie in the game? How do you have no ammo?

Joe's DLC becomes several times better if you play the God Hand OST over it

>mfw the Fat Molded
Thank god I had like 8 spears. Fuck that thing.

Lucas was going to give The Connections the E-type series data, piss off and sell it to another buyer, right?

Wonder who that buyer is.

So now that we have DLC where I can save Zoe can I get a DLC where I can murder Mia again?

I hope they do more with Uncle Joe. Officially recruit him into Nubrella or some shit.

>Joe Must Die and Professional

Fucking horseshit

They should have saved Jack instead of bringing him back just to kill him again

>Resident Evil beat'em up staring the Baker Bros never

Just stealth kill everything lol

You can just walk around them, they turn slowly.

I'd say Lucas was probably going to try and see how much he could mutate himself safely while leeching off BOW sellers given his whole "turn back the clock" speech.

I actually skipped a lot of them. I made a few stupid mistakes, and there were numerous times where I did clear out a room (especially hunters), but I certainly didn't go crazy and kill everything in site.
Im.not actually concerned about my ammo situation, more so my health.

Good, now if only i could marry and start my own family with her

I like that they brought back Jack to give him a non-full retard boss fight, but I hate that he didn't get something as cool aesthetically as Lucas' fight and it was basically the same thing 3 times with little change.

>Power bombing Swamp Thing
I never knew I wanted to do this so much till now.

How come she's so pretty when she's mutated but so ugly when she's healthy

Also how come she's naked when she's mutated but fully clothed when healthy

Don't you dare call her ugly again.

Don't worry guys. I'm going to save you.

He tried his best

I unironically saved Zoe because I tought that Mia didn't actually loved Ethan and that he got him into the whole mess.

Not to mention that Zoe had made me promise that one of the antidotes was for her.

And then it turns out they both die if you fucking save Zoe.

FEET

What can you unlock for Not a Hero and End of Zoe?

What, you thought your choices would matter? That'd cost us too much money!

He sounds like a discount Kronk

Yeah, RE7 does everything it can to make you hate "your" wife and then tells you to reload when you actually do hate her.

The "choice" in RE7 is retarded. I assume there was originally supposed to be two entirely different endgame segments and you picked between them, but one of them got cut to save money.

I haven't played the new DLC (and won't for awhile) and I had no idea they brought him back. Anyone have screenshots? It's not a revamp of the last time we fought him in the main campaign is it?

I guess I should at least play Not a Hero since it's free.

If you don't want to be called ugly maybe you should be a cool snow-white crystal woman instead of a smelly filth-covered hillbilly.

>"NO! Don't go!

Because you have shit taste

Mia did get you into this and she deserved to die.

this.
the entire reason ethan is there is to save his wife. when you find her she's chained to a bed and has been there for god knows how long. she obviously traumatized and not making sense. things start to unravel and go crazy but the whole goal was to save your wife. get her out of that fucked up house and to safety, then when you're not in immediate danger of being torn to pieces you can figure out what happened to her. going through all that trouble, only to abandon her to help some woman you just met whose family are the ones responsible for all the shit you just went though makes no fucking sense whatsoever. even if they weren't completely to blame because of whatever black goo nonsense, what the fuck ever. figure that out later. choosing random lady over your wife is fucking insane.

Why is crystal Zoe so hot?

>he thinks Ethan went there to save Mia
She worked for Tentsu and Ethan work(ed) for Umbrella. He knew she was after the BOWs and he went to make sure Umbrella got it. If worse came to worse he'd probably kill her.

Counterpoint: All of that ONLY makes sense from Ethan's point of view. You are not Ethan. You are the player. And what do you know about Ethan's wife as the player?

1. She's trying to kill you ALL the time
2. She has lied to you about the thing that's going on and is probably behind it somehow (this turns out to be true)

Meanwhile, what do you know about Zoe?

1. She's not trying to kill you even a little bit
2. She's consistently sane and helpful

The only choice that makes sense for the PLAYER is to tell the "wife" to go fuck herself and rescue the actual useful person. This is what we professionals call "ludonarrative dissonance".

>tfw inextricably attracted to hillbilly girls like zoe
Capcom must've done tapped my toaster to bounce radio waves off the fillins in my head so they could read my thoughts

>She worked for Tentsu and Ethan work(ed) for Umbrella. He knew she was after the BOWs and he went to make sure Umbrella got it.
WAT

you the player don't know any of that shit when you make the choice between zoe and mia.

if ethan supposedly knew that, but the player wasn't told, that's a cop out and bad writing. as a player knowing what i'm told about who ethan is and what his motivation is at the start of the game, the ONLY logical choice is to save mia. like you set out to do in the first place.

Also let's not forget that Zoe is the only reason you even have that serum so of course she should get dibs just for that.

everything is so fucking blurry in this game, had to crack the sharpen filter with reshade

Why the fuck would you base your decisions on what's logical for Ethan when you are not Ethan? Are you actually roleplaying as Ethan? You should base all your decisions on what's logical for you, the player, and what's logical for the player is to save Zoe.

mia is acting irrational and violent but she's still your wife. it's obvious she's not in her right mind. her lucidity comes and goes. as best as ethan knows, giving her the serum will fix her. and that's what he's there for.

>chromatic aberration
gross

I've never seen breast physics that cause the to wildly pull to the side just by moving.

I wasn’t thrilled about the direction the series was going in when I first saw 7 but now I’m more interested. Is the dlc good? I’m thinking about buying the gold edition but I can get the base game for less than half of that

All of the DLC is good so if you're going to definitely get the Gold.

Love this frozen design.

I want to see her nude. To see her small breasts, so bad.

They are small, but boy do they move.

Nah she caused, she can live with it.

because i'm being told a story, and that makes the most sense in the context of the story.
because the character i'm playing is not a blank slate. he has a voice, a background, and motivation. making him do a 180 and go completely against his character makes no sense in the context of the story. the fact they give you a choice at all is bewildering, to be honest. especially after finding out what happens if you pick zoe. fucking stupid.

I just finished South Park The Fractured But Whole and so when I got the glove all I could think of was Super Craig and kept thinking "Mega Fist Puncheroo!"

I unironically want Joe to be the new protagonist of the series. Have him be recruited by BSA or some shit.

They do...?

She tried to send you the video telling you to fuck off though.

How do you know that by the time everything's said and that ETHAN would want to save Mia?

Joe should just re-appear in story-expansion minigames where he somehow finds his way in the middle of whatever outbreak is going on for the game's protagonist and beats the shit out of all the infected in the area and piledrives some tyrant BoWs

She's not a hillbilly though. The Bakers live in a big, fancy, well-furnished house with a huge property. And then during Jack's spirit channeling or whatever he is shown to be relatively normal.

because she's HIS WIFE and he LOVES HER you clown, what the fuck?

he loves her enough to not give up hope after she's been missing for how long was it? 3 years? he drove from wherever the fuck all the way to the bumfuck middle of nowhere based on some weird vague message. that alone shows how badly he wants to save her. he finally finds her after all that time and distance. insane shit starts to happen, the only sane thing to hold on to is his drive and his mission to find and rescue his wife.

Because that's why Ethan goes to the Baker's state? To find her?
>Wife diaappeared for 3 years
>Get a letter from her asking me to go pick her up
>Go there
>Shit's cray
>There's corpses and shit
>Find my wife
>Tell her to fuck off and leave
Like that would make any more sense

Nah, he doesn't.

oh. you're trolling.
i've been baited into trying to have a conversation about a video game.

tricked again!

I think you people are reading too much into this game, Ethan and Mia don't have this complex relationship, it's just cookie cutter shit like everything else in the franchise.

Plus Zoe is the one who tells you to use one of the cures on Jack, and in my mind that means she forfeits hers. She doesn't get to do that and then claim the remaining one for herself.

Especially considering it was a fake relationship.

Are there any nudes of her? R34? SFM?

How? Because she was a secret spy or something? She can still get married you know. Where does it say that it's fake? The only fake relationship in the game is the one she had with the dude that got killed when they pretended to be Eve's parents.

Jack was a former marine too, that's gotta count for something

I love how people forget Mia shows in the whole game thats she prefer to die than hurt Ethan.
The start of the game show that,the flashbacks in he end show that...zoefags are dumb

It's fake because Ethan works for Umbrella and married her to spy on her activities.

pls more high res pictures of crystal zoe?
I kinda want her haircut

So is she like, turning into slugs or crystals or what?

Nice theory

>the weakest thing about Resident Evil 7 is that the molded are boring to fight and boring to learn about
>the DLCs fix this by changing... nothing...

Reminder that if you are smart and choose the best girl Mia,Ethan end with both girls craving for his cock.A wife that will do everything to please hin To fix her scree up,and a cute southern belle that is ovulating right after she receive Ethan call

The weakest thing about Resident Evil 7 is that saving Mia is even an option.

Where did this "ethan works for umbrella" meme came from anyways?

Already debunked by the oficial artbook.Ethan is just a scrawny sistem engineer that never did sports

People being retarded

People who either missed the radio call in the shack before you go into the mines, or people blatantly ignoring and thinking Ethan's "What took you?" line meant he knew them and wasn't him going "Finally, someone's here to clean up this shitshow"

>wife that will do everything to please hin To fix her scree up
You mean stab him in the back and hid his body to cover up her mistake.
Y'know because she's a spy that wants to KILL Ethan.

I wouldn't say it was fake. They were hiding things from each other yes, but they clearly seem to care about one another. They both sacrifice to try and save the other at times. That's not how people act towards those who mean nothing to them.

Best taste my negro

>says the guy with a baseless theory
Bet you're still seething about Redfield actually being Chris and not your shit husbando Hunk, eh?

It is when your relationship is a long con.

Oh boy, more baseless theories. You do know that Capcom isn't that clever to come up with long-term plot devices, right?

Only retards thought that, the same retards that thought that ethan's character had any sort of depth, he's your average joe, not a fucking umbrella spy, that's the point.

>Didnt understand that Eveline controlsMia
>Didnt listen to her begging for you to kill her everytime she got possesed

In the flashbacks close to the end,she literally says crying that she didnt want to hurt you.