Imagine being a hack that becomes immortalized by impressionable fanboys for basically no reason

Imagine being a hack that becomes immortalized by impressionable fanboys for basically no reason.

name 3 (three) devs more talented that hideo

I'd have a harder time naming 3 devs that are less talented than him.

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Still waiting for you to name 3 more talented devs

success breeds jealousy, am I right soyboi?

I liked his blade runner game though, Boktai 2 too

>Snatcher
>Policenauts
>MG1 and 2
>MGS1

Leave Kojima-san alone.

You mean this guy?

Kojima is a lot of things but a hack isnt one

Honestly, it seems like the one thing he can actually follow through on is having multiple ways to accomplish something or promoting the player to try things, which is more than most games can do. His big problem is he can't write.

the Tetris developers, Shigeru Miyamoto and Satoru Iwata for example.

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U mean our guy

>those pathetic shoulders

being a shoulderlet is almost as bad as being a manlet

2deep4u

>dev
He's not a dev

Imagine getting mad at Kojima for making MGS4 but it's really Hideo making Death Stranding. Fucking idiots, I swear.

Shigeru Miyamoto
Satoru Iwata
Tim Stellmach

Miyamoto is a hack, look at what he did to the paper mario games

Tetris is literally a mobile tier game, requires zero thought to create such s simple game

This is your average Kojima drone. Notice his manlet stature, his pencil neck, his slim shoulders, and his poor fashion sense (outside of literally coping kojimas own poor fashion sense).

can you really blame him though? he was based until he was practically forced to water things down to keep TES relevant for consoles

Oh look another undercover neogaffer attempts the
>lets make Sup Forums hate kojima thread
how tedious

>the Tetris developers
Well said, Sir.

And yet still looks better than you HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Tetris is literally a mobile tier game, requires zero thought to create such s simple game
If it required zero thought then why didn't anybody on the dreamteam over at Atari make it first? Fucking fag. I dare you to design a better puzzle game that is just as simple.

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Imagine being a giant walking aids meatbag wait you dont need to you are one

he is though

Tetris is a meme

>the Tetris developers
It was literally one Russian dude.

My fav and most hate for game casino

Hello yong! when are you gonna stop riding the epic lootbox h8 wave?

>Tim Stellmach
Had to look this up. Lead designer of Thief, which is objectively a better stealth game than any MGS could ever hope to be. Nice.

>and of course, Shigeru Miyamoto

>hack
>has made some of the greatest video games in the history of the medium

Hideo, Gabe and Todd are the trinity of videogames

>If it required zero thought then why didn't anybody on the dreamteam over at Atari make it first?

Yeah why didn't Atari also make candy crush and flappy bird! Cause these games requires genius to create them duh

Is it true that a man named Tomokazu Fukushima is the true mastermind behind the stories in these games?

You mean those 2 MGS games?

Why is everyone parroting Paul Joseph Watson videos??

Because they went bankrupt and Nintendo took over.

You mean he happened to "direct" like 2-3 games where other people behind the scenes are the real talent, and was a part of good games on complete accident?

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Of course, Sup Forums would never say a bullshit.

>say a bullshit
Work on your ESL, you retarded Eurotrash.

don't even know who that is

>kojima part of game you like
>OMG KOJIMA HAD NO IMPACT ON THE GAME

>kojima part of game you DON'T like
>KOJIMA IS HACK, HE MADE THIS GAME LIKE THIS

>casual game
>children's games

manchildren have no valid opinions

Not him but hardcore gaming culture is a repugnant blemish on the artistic medium that is video games.

YongYea, why are you on Sup Forums? Shouldn't you be digging up more epic EA hate?

He had little impact on all of them. MGS 1-3 had great devs that really got everything right and most else, the devs were not so great.

not as bad as being a jawlet

if by dev you mean he goes around and says "this retarded feature must be in the game" for his actual devs to then say "no" then yeah hes a dev

Which you also are, yong? Just digging your own grave here.

Work on our obesity, amerishart.

Is kojimbo the lou reed of video games?

He's made 0 bad games in his entire career.

His worst was MGS4 and V, but even in those instances I couldn't decidedly say the games are bad.

4 is a clusterfuck, but consistent with the convoluted goofiness of the series and the gameplay is great when you actually get to play.

V I hated because it wasn't a MGS game to me, but it's not a bad game either. It's impressive as hell sometimes, and the gameplay mechanics are the best in the entire series.

He can make a clusterfuck out of a story, but I don't believe the man is capable of making a bad game.

Kinda. Though lou reed is way less well known in music than kojima is in vidya.

His opinions are perfectly valid. Tetris and Mario Bros were very very well designed for the time and revolutionary when they were released.

5 is a total fucking failure. It does nothing well. It's literally skyrim tier.

Kojima told those code monkeys what to make kid

You probably think Stanley Kubrick had no impact of the movies he director, IT WAS THE COFFEE GUY WHO MADE IT GREAT

>yong
it's Yoko, retard

>video games
>art

Kojimbo has a creative mind, but he is a terrible writter, you can note it by how the quality of story in MGS post MGS3 went downhill, bc in MGS123 there was another person helping Kojima.

oh, my bad. When are you gonna drop the next EA hitpiece for reddit to upvote?

well memed

>his

It's true.

awful story, writing, pacing (I don't complain about pseud shit like "pacing" so it has to be really bad for me to mention it), AWFUL boring assassins creed tier repetitive world, open world or literally no reason, infinite padding, grinding, no bosses at all that are good

the ONLY good things are the voice acting and engine.

see:

kojima's perceived popularity is due to the awareness of his work in online circles
normies don't have a clue who he is or what he does, you might as well claim lou reed is more well known than kojima because everyone on Sup Forums knows who he is

>invent tetris
>one of the most recognized game of all time
>cucked out of all profits by the Soviet union
>no one even remembers your name
pretty sad desu

Oh really then why does mgs2 writing suck

the problem with V is not just how bad the story is written, it is also how the themes it want to touch are mostly underused (like the power of the languaje) or just don't get along with the gameplay, like the theme of revenge.

It doesn't.
You are a brainlet with shit taste.

What does a pic of a random gook prove?

lemme guess, it sucks bc ''hurr durr u don plei as snek''.

MGS4 was a bad game, and only the fans believe otherwise. After MGS3 (barring some serious chunks of MGS2), Kojima completely forgot how to tell a cohesive story that's engaging and believable in its own universe.

MGS is the Doctor Who of the game world. There is a lot of actual fucking garbage, but the faggots that like it won't shut up about it.

>pseud shit like pacing
>inbetween the most barebones pseudo intellectual "criticisms" ever written

Unironically todd howard

your average vidya """"Fan"""" probably knows kojima, your average music """"fan""""" probably doesnt know reed, know what i mean

>immortalized by impressionable fanboys for basically no reason.
So is Sony the fanboys then?

Becasue they just gave him $80 million and his own studio.

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>replying seriously to a teenager trying to fit in
Don't do that.

>JAAACK YOU NEVER LET ME IN YOUR ROOM
>IM ON A MISSION ROSE
>Big Shell sinks

It's just Titanic and Escape from New York in a blender.

I get you but I don't think it's necessarily true and there's no way for either of us to prove it either way

This

Final level of being a vidya fan is realizing video games aren't art and just going back to cod counter strike and halo

Mgs never had good writing champ, its just bunch of long winded expedition and a bunch of cool sounding words and themes strung together

Wow you really are smart you got the plot, amazing. There's nothing about cultural memory and how it shapes our behavior, not at all. It's just Titanic and a Carpenter movie. Of course.

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>random gook
>RANDOM GOOK
Kill yourself.

It's sad, really. Not even Sony knows what the fuck is going on with Death Stranding. Kojima just wanted to make a game with Norman Reedus, and just started throwing shit at the walls when it was cancelled.

>long winded expedition
If you're trying to imply superior taste try not appearing technically illiterate while you're at it. It helps volumes.

Phil Fish, Zoe Quinn, Sean Murray. Kojimas games are horrible messes.

Kojima is a wanna be movie director who knows he wouldn't be able to keep up with actual directors.

Which is your favorite Kojima game? Not Blade Runner? Not Lethal Weapon? Not Escape From New York?

Can I get an answer about Tomokazu Fukushima from someone that isn't an ESL nigger?

Not a argument

This, MGS2 is the BEST. PROPHETIC.
If you disagree you are a brainlet.

BRAAAAAAAAPPP
*deeply inhale*
AAAHHH

You never presented one. Just opinionated drivel. I bet you wouldn't have survived a day in Kojima's shoes in 1999

That guy wrote a few codec messages retard, stop asking about him

It's cute that you think one small section of the game's plot excuses the rest of the garbage in the dumpster you found it in. The game just flat-out tells you all this at the end, rather than providing any semblance of buildup.