SECRET HITLER THREAD /nosleep/ edition

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secrethitler.io/game/#/table/UnkemptThoughtlessSheep
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/WackyCulturedStarling
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/RaggedSavoryPony
youtube.com/watch?v=es4tjTiLH_Y
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/WackyCulturedStarlingRemake
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/DearAloofTurkey
youtube.com/watch?v=dCl33Xnlpgc
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/ZealousTeeny-tinyBee
youtu.be/Eu8A5qZNdzs
youtube.com/watch?v=wqHwqC08kj8
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/SpottedDailyLobster
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/SpottedDailyLobsterRemake
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/GuardedMilitaryCod
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/CleanMinorElk
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can we play barotrauma instead

>barotrauma
nein

No. It's too Traumatic.

oh alright, maybe one day

custom themes when, I wanna play secret rockwell

bump

We need three more goyim

I don't know how to play this game

the rules are long but you'll pick up the basics quick

just stay quiet always and hope u win

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/MoaningHaltingOctopusRemake rage 2 more

bump

bumping

where's the game

>replay not found
what did he mean by this?

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/VenomousNaturalKangaroo
rage

bump

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bump 2.0

bump the third

bumping with 4 dimensions

4 more

>tfw no 50 games yet
>I dont have Trump card saved

my chess

2 more

One more reddit is a fuckwit

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/VenomousNaturalKangarooRemake

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/UnkemptThoughtlessSheep

kek

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/WackyCulturedStarling

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/WackyCulturedStarling rage

>when the libs ja hillary despite being told she's suspicious by cnh

So fucking dumb 5

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/RaggedSavoryPony
rage

Dusty is the best player to grace mankind.

>t. dusty

SHOULDA TRUSTED NINE

>t. 3
he was retarded though

JOIN YOU BASTARDS 5

god damn join already

PERPETUALLY 5
FUCK

kek

activate it
youtube.com/watch?v=es4tjTiLH_Y

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N O NOT THE GAS CHAMBERS!!!
NO! !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

JOIN

JOIN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JOIN

superior game
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/WackyCulturedStarlingRemake
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kek hitler wins again

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/DearAloofTurkey

youtube.com/watch?v=dCl33Xnlpgc

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/ZealousTeeny-tinyBee

please play unless youre a brainlet who votes ja mindlessly in the hillary zone

youtu.be/Eu8A5qZNdzs
average lib player

>t buttblasted Biggus

youtube.com/watch?v=wqHwqC08kj8

>The year is 1932. The place is pre-WWII Germany. In Secret Hitler, players are German politicians attempting to hold a fragile Liberal government together and stem the rising tide of Fascism.

Liberals didn't control Germany in 1932. Why pretend the game is historical if you know fuck-all about history.

ya dude its trying to be historical hitler was a dinosower!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=wqHwqC08kj8

Also that liberal government is the opposite of fascist government.
The opposite of Fascism is Democracy, not Liberalism.

jojo only good lib

oh and dusty. Sorry forgot that one.

>If this is your first time playing Hitler, just remember: be as Liberal as possible. Enact Liberal Policies. Vote for Liberal governments. Kiss babies. Trust your fellow Fascists to create opportunities for you to enact Liberal Policies and to advance Fascism on their turns. The Fascists win by subtly manipulating the table and waiting for the right cover to enact Fascist Policies, not by overtly playing as evil.

Nazis didn't do anything like this. These faggots just wanted to put "Hitler" in the title of their game.

Punished was a good goy
RIP 12.5k dial-up

Obviously, Hitler got elected because the Treaty of Versailles put Germany in such a bad economic state post WW1 that they were poised to embrace more militant leaders. He was openly elected because the people of Germany were pissed off and wanted someone to fix the problems that had been caused by their defeat in the previous war.

They knew exactly who they were electing into office.

This is done by faggots who think that far right idealogies can not happen in a democratic state. They have no idea that once the ivory towers comes crashing down a lot of the scary far right stuff starts looking REALLY appealing to the general non-idealog population.

Mankind doesn't get "gooder" with time.

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/SpottedDailyLobster

Kind of ignoring the German civil war tho, that was a big part of the puzzle there. But a lot of people ignore it, because it's a lot more complicated addressing the various political parties trading power in post ww1 Germany.
However, usually it means people don't know what they're talking about, just have a cursory knowledge.

I can't even join

secrethitler.io/game/#/table/SpottedDailyLobsterRemake
Join faggots

>All these AFK faggots
Fuck all of you

I'm still waiting for laundry to get out.
Here's one last shot before I go to bed:
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/GuardedMilitaryCod

Why do I get the feeling that the objective to this game is to replace one fascist government with a different type fascist government. Is that the case, Sup Forums?

Because you is gay

how many of the secret trump cards are even prominent in the administration anymore

>secret trump
literally impossible for trump to be secretive, he'll immediately tell everyone what he's doing.

Ok so it is then, thanks, user.

pic unrelated

Got another game waiting for dudes
secrethitler.io/game/#/table/CleanMinorElk

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It depends on the player, the fascists could vote lib too and come up with a lib sweep