He has bad taste in Pokémon

>he has bad taste in Pokémon

/vp/ exists, go there.

I have a great taste in Pokemon

But I want real Pokémon threads, not echo chambers full of autistic, seething fanboys and furries.

you're on Sup Forums, you'll get the former anyways. No advice or excuse for the latter though I admit.

My taste is impeccable thank you very much

I like biggest chu the best.

Primarina-chan is my favorite.

My favorite pokemon is Vaporeon

What do the beans taste like?

I would fuck all of them.

Go away.

Nah.

he's just so cute

Anybody who prefers male lucario over female lucario is bad

>people who dislike Binacle and Barbaracle
Disgusting that I have to share planet with these goons

It's always had a shit reason to exit. It was litterally one year that Sup Forums was so sour about stupid shit that they demanded pokemon get its own board.

There have been plenty of games with such a topic presence they outshine pokemon game releases and yet they don't get their own board.

Only reason /vp/ exists is because the furfags on there would complain if it was removed.

But they're ugly.

Fuck your shit OP
Don't you talk shit about my nigga!

Bug pokemon are the fucking best

where are my bugbros at?

I consider /vp/ in the same vein as /mlp/.
A containment board.

And?

No.

Ugly Pokémon should be disliked.

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Containing what? If anything it was a proliferation of pokemon deviancy. Sup Forums wanted pokemon off because generals over hype were consuming the board, not because of porn posters.

Completely different animal from /mlp/, made in a time where autists were told to spam horses and talk in their new-speak in every thread to derail it because Sup Forums rejected their "love and tolerance"

I only eat good Pokemon out

gardevoir

Very good taste user

M-Alakazam begs to differ with you, op

post em.

I want a Pokemon wife

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>your gf will never accidentally trip and ruin your birthday cake
>ywn comfort her as she loses her illusion and reverts back to zoroark

Don't mind me, just posting superior taste

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some of the pokes were OBVIOUSLY designed by furry's

>salazzle
>gardevior
>lucario
>zoroark
>weavile
>lopunny

ALL have VERY lewd fluff or design features.

Binacle is the most organic multi-head mon and barbaracle is the coolest fucking shit ever. You are my nigger, user.

Venusaur is ugly and nobody dislikes it. Don’t bully Barbaracle.

10/10
9/10
I can ignore you print Ultra beats on this list but that water and steel picks.....
You/you
10/10 very nice ice and Fairy pics.

I feel like almost everybPokémon can
Look lewd for some reason or another.

>human type egg group

Salazzle has pheremones that make ALL males hot for lizzard hole and she purposefully builds a harem of males to service her at her leisure and whim.

Lopunny is a freaking RABBIT ffs that only evolves at max happiness stage 'love' and is a fighty Normal type who can kick the shit out of you and have her way with you at any time. as if poor little idiot clueless shota protag could stop her.

Gardevoir is a mind reading telepath that only evolves at max happiness stage 'love'. she still evolves anyway despite mindreading and knowing how lewd boys are

Lucario is a fighty empath dog girl who also evolves at max happiness LOVE stage. she also projects those emoptions so shota protag gonna love her regardless. and she can also take poor human boy by force at will.

Zoroark is so shy and just wants to be loved and belong... and can appear to be litterally anyone, and is constantly in trouble for chameleoning / doppelgangering her way into human life.
>you will never wake up after nookie with the wife only to find a zoroark curled up against you

Weavile's a manipulative 'love' stage evolver who's mischievious and possessive.

i mean come on, that shit HAD to be some furry on staff.

see
it's not about 'looking' lewd, those mons ARE outright lewd as F.

Would lewd the gardevoir (after asking for consent of course)

I don't care if she was blatantly made like that, she was such a good party member that I love her anyway. Plus her favorite thing is head pats, how is that not the cutest?

In Pokemon however, the most important theme is relation with fictional creatures

poke amie was also SOOOOOO wrong.

>all those mons that give off 3 or four hearts from groin pats.

i mean, how am i supposed to NOT think lucario is lewd as F if riolu absolutely LOVES getting her mound groped?

You got all that from one pic?

>/vp/
>echo chamber
Youve never even been there right. Half the board hates pokemon.

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Kirlia evolves into Gardevoir at lv30 you dumbo

None of the board hates Pokémon retard. They may hate the games, but they don't hate Pokémon itself, and the bitterness and criticism towards the former stems from love of the series, the desire to see it go above and beyond and the disappointment when it doesn't.

You're probably a fanboy who guzzles Game Freak cum no matter how stupid their decisions are or how lacking the games are in content, so I don't expect you to understand this. But it is what it is.

And sneasel evolves into weavile by levelling up at night while holding a razor claw
Why you making shit up

>You're probably a fanboy who guzzles Game Freak cum
See? Another GF is bad memester piece of shit
Kill yourself

They are incompetent and sometimes lazy and you're delusional if you think anything else.

Oh sorry for going against the narrative please forgive me Im sure a bunch of nips scooped up in a room working 20h a day are all bad evil and lazy.

Man, I don't give two shits about /vp/ but you're deluding yourself if you think GF hasn't been making shitty decisions for a while now.

>he likes pokemon

t. "i want a pokemon mmo where u can visit all da regunz and they all have battle frontier and i can join team rocket and kill all da slowpokez becuz i'm liek da joker so i'll laff"

I dont even completely disagree its just that the constant gf is shit posting is getting real old

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>GF is bad
They're lazy and they make shit decisions. I think it's they work on nothing but Pokemon nowadays. No motivation.

I agree, but not particularly motivated to defend GF when they keep pulling shit like Ultra Sun and Moon.

> they wanted pokemon off because generals over hype
>they wanted mlp off because generals and over hype

I’m really not sure what type of Pokémon would be consider good or bad in terms of tastes. I just like what I like

Well Im absolutely enjoying USUM but I never played regular SM and the outcry at a third version like its something new was bizarre to me.
Imagine the reaction these people would have to crystal which is 99.99% the same game as GS

>Gardevoir
>Human-Like egg group
Sorry bub this is what they're into.

Love these little guys

The existence of upgraded versions wasn't the issue, it was the laziness. They got away with it back in the day but after games like Emerald, Platinum and Black 2/White 2 it's not too surprising to see people upset over basically nothing new.

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>it was the laziness.
There is that word again.

>after games like Emerald
Emerald was garbage just like crystal yellow and platinum
You are just an RNGfrontier babby arent you

When are we going to have separate boards for all the other games that are talked about a lot on Sup Forums? When are they going to only be allowed in their /vg/ threads and not here?

Do you have a better way of phrasing it?

>he plays paukeyman

How are they all "garbage"? Is having fixed improved versions such a bad thing?

>skarmory
>breloom
>lapras
ma nigga

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>it's another sexualized pokemon thread
literal autism

Good choice
Noibat is also acceptable

Right here user

I love how much love the last few gens have given bugs.

Gen 6 was sort of a wash, what with just Vivillon, but Gen 5 and Gen 7 have been godlike.

6 kind of glossed over bugs though, 5 and 7 are the golden age of bug types.

Why are they the best bugs?

Gliscor and Marowak are tied for number 1 favorite

Because fuck you cute spiderbros that's why.

>he still plays pokemon as an adult

>He goes on Korean sewing imageboards and judges people.
Look at him! Look at him and laugh!

>Quagsire
Hell yeah, motherfuckers

nintendo cant pretend these dont exist for long