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>Tfw have to wait until January for new info

Fuck Christmas

Hey, we got the Bayonetta announcements to tide us over until then.
I was anticipating news on whatever Platinum's Switch project was for the Direct more than anything, so already knowing Bayonetta 3 exists can sate me for a long while.

>40 min direct is announced
>"Fuck I'm so excited, it's been a while. I'm gonna watch the whole thing"
>10 minute segment on shittie indie games on eshop
>10 min of Pokemon or some low budget weeb shit

minute segment on shittie indie games on eshop
But user, the Switch eShop is one of the best curated digital stores around.

The only eshop game I was ever interested in was Cing's notHotel Dusk game.

rest looks like garbage indie shit.

>We're happy to announce...
What will it be, Sup Forums?

where is it nintendo

>January Direct will have 10 minutes of Fire Emblem, 10 minutes of Bayonetta 1+2 &3, and 10 minutes of SMTV, plus 10-20 minutes of other stuff

Calling it now that we will have a close-to 1 hour long Direct that may introduce us to new IPs

>implying half of it isn’t online and Virtual console shit

>more wii u ports

I'm hanging out for Tropical Freeze

Hlaf of the direct will be Nintendo begging you to pay for there shitty paid online service.

I think that any definitive footage of Bayo 3 or SMTV is still way off but I wouldn't mind being proven wrong.

Grand Theft Auto V

Dark Souls trilogy for New 3DS.

this.
I bet they integrate it into FE to make people pay for it, too.

More like DS 1 just for switch

They're gonna port the first DS handheld to the Switch? Thats weird

Just a rumor. It's not like DS 3 could run without some major downgrades anyways.

Nintendo DS for New Switch XL™

There's no DS 3 user

Only 3DS

Dark Souls 3 mong.

Hey don't change subjects just because you got the 3DS's name wrong

I'd imagine they will have 5-10 minutes to talk about the new online service.

ah fuck off with your semantics

What Semantics i just wanna play my DSi on Switch

CEASE

>Direct starts
>black screen
>...
>SHWING
>FWOOOOSH

I'd fuck a male pokemon in his ass so damn hard and real guys don't turn me on in the slightest.

...

No Ridley on the roster, no fucks given. I used to get hype over Smash but it's just not the same anymore.

If it's a new game Sup Forums would implode.

I really hope it's a new game and not a port

They need to pare that shit down

Not on wii u obviously

VC would be kind of a big deal

when they start doing VC I really hope they actually post large chunks of games at a time, none of that trickle dripfeed bullshit they pulled with the Wii U. That was retarded

See this
What do

Mima?

>easy to release
>many people who never owned a WiiU get to play the good WiiU games for the first time

Sounds good to me.

I don't feel it in my bones.

Not even Mighty Gunvolt Burst? What's wrong with you?

A new Smash game would sell like fucking mad. Even just an announcement for an eventual 2019 release would immediately sell 2 million extra Switches. Especially if it looks good and has some interesting newcomers.

Please fucking tell us what retro has been working on for fucks SAKE

That's an E3 reveal. Not a direct reveal

If you didn't buy a Wii U, you shouldn't get to play the games on it. At least not for another generation. People always complained about good games being "locked" on the Wii U, but if there were so many good games, why didn't you pick one up in the first place?

I hope nothing from 2014 onwards gets ported. Not like SM3DW or Pikmin 3 would ever get a port to the Switch before 2020.

Not if it's a port

Why is Vegeta holding a giant fidget spinner with his dick out and a yugioh card holder on his arm?

If they intend to launch the online service right with the direct they really should do VC simultaneously

>Turns out Retro has been working on absolutely fucking nothing and have been blowing their money on weekly stripper + bbq parties for 3 years running

>trailer ends
>a few new characters but overall nothing surprising
>fades to black
>"Wait a minute guys, you forgot about me!"
>youtube.com/watch?v=nVJj99LKv1M starts playing
>GOKU BURSTS INTO BATTLE
>simultaneous announcement of FighterZ coming to Switch

Sup Forums would be unreadable for months

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Jesus fuck I could go for some really great ribs right now.

>rib
>prime rib
>prime

fuggin texans

There are 4 prime ribs in the pic lmao

Like it helped with the Wii U?

FINALLY WE'VE FIGURED IT OUT

Better gimme some bbq sauce on the side with that and corn bread to dip in it.

I don't know why Goku has become such a meme in Smash in recent years. He's the new Cloud Strife in Smash, since, y'know...

He's always been an ironic request for years, but now I see tons of legit requests for Goku to be put in. I'd love to see it, but I know it'll never happen, because 1. Goku is too overpowered to be in Smash, unless you put in kid Goku, and 2. Goku doesn't have any real relation to Nintendo at all.

>tfw you want them to announce more single-player shit but you're reminded that they have to sell their garbage online service

fuck

Smash 4 and Mario Kart 8 sold more than Bloodborne did on the PS4. Hell, it's pretty much the only reason why the Wii U is better than the PS4. The magnum opus of the system.

Sauce

None of that helped sell Wii U consoles though

Those ribs ain't prime

Goku has the same relation to Nintendo as Cloud does.

How would nintendo get away with this hate crime?

>Super Smash Bros 4 Deluxe
>With all the DLC from the Wii U version
>And with 0 new characters

>That feel when you've wanted Ridley on the Smash roster since forever.
>It became a meme to hate the idea.
>Know it'll never happen because resizing and tweaking things in a noncanon party game is somehow impossible.
I wish I had different tastes so I'd stop always being disappointed.

>If you didn't buy a Wii U, you shouldn't get to play the games on it.
That's petty thinking. The fact of the matter is that Switch is Nintendo's new console, and putting WiiU ports on the Switch benefits both consumers and Nintendo, so there is no rational reason to be against it.

>He's the new Cloud Strife in Smash, since, y'know...

Exactly, Goku represents the next level of "no way, they put HIM in Smash?!" A 100% non-video game character getting in would blow the doors off of everyone's expectations, at that point basically anyone is fair game.

Are you merely pretending to be retarded? Smash sold tons of Wii Us. It was THE killer app.

Goku is honestly the only character left who would really surprise us in the same way Snake did.

>Smash sold tons of Wii Us
lol

It's deserved. If everything gets ported over, what would've been the point of getting a Wii U in the first place?

>what would've been the point of getting a Wii U in the first place?
Beta testing.

15 mil install base and at least 3 or 4 mil came from Smash alone

>it's just a tease like Metroid Prime 4
>"stay tuned for more information at E3!"
If it's not a port, I guarantee you that this is what will happen. It's too early for them to announce a game as big as that.

That's some serious buyer's remorse

>from Smash alone
no

>a picture of BOMBERMAN appears

I guarantee that neither Bayo 3 nor SMTV will be in there beyond MAYBE a passing mention

>New Smash reveal
>All new line of Amiibo
>No re-releases of hard to find Amiibo, just new ones to get scalped over
>Amiibo's unlock the actual character now

Anyone else hates these fucking headlines they been putting in the directs ever since Iwata passed away? They kinda kill the suspense of "i wonder what's next" that the directs used to have. Sure they still sneak surprises in but the overall feel has been impacted in my opinion.

I like them, it's fun to guess what the mystery ones will be, and I know when I can run to piss when there's a block of three games I don't care.

It sucks, I also hate the "here's a quick rundown of shit already announced that nobody cares about" that's a five minute long montage and happens three to four times throughout the Direct.

Are you that one motherfucker I saw a while back that said they were only on Sup Forums now to see cropped drop porn?

I agree.

Nintendo know how to hide doom and wolfenstein,

No adventure mode with wacky crossover mash up ideas, no buy.

No.

>implying SMTV is anywhere near mainstream enough to justify ten minutes in a direct
Just like all that time they spent promoting SMT4 Apocalypse, right?

Only if they let you port over titles you've bought on Wii U and 3DS

I really hope that they bring Wonderful 101 over, along with maybe a 102 announcement. I never got to play the game on Wii U but it was always one I was really interested in and I just picked up a switch the other day.

lmao at your life

At least it lets us know what the shit no one cares about is in advance

Mother trilogy remaster in full 3d

W101 + W102 is pretty much guaranteed
They teased it even more explicitly than Bayo

Awesome always looked really fun.