HOW IS THIS FUCKING OK??!

HOW IS THIS FUCKING OK??!

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Why not?

Indeed, how can he be attracted to an hundred year old hag.

me in the left

interracial lol

SLIPPERY FISH PUSSY

the joke of the whole quest is the fish girl is older than he is but people can't into fantasy

Fuck off yandere dev

It's fine, she's already wet.

I dont get it? context?

See that guy with the backpack? He's living the dream with the fishy girl.

in the game you find a zora (who is a child still) and she asks you to follow a love letter down the river to see whom shes been talking too, its some old merchant dude who has been receiving the letter, he goes back to zoras domain and they both hook up when clearly the age difference between is astounding. nintenpedos will literally. fucking. defend. this.

Living the dream.

Delete this, lolibaba deserve love too.

oh thats pretty fucked up, surprised tumblr and reddit haven't went up and arms about this

>the age difference between is astounding
It really is. The fish girl is a lot older.

They could easily live out a wholesome relationship together devoid of sexual bonding.

I wanna gobble her feet and cum on her flat chest and then make out with her while holding hand before breaking her in half with a sever session of dick pounding, her pussy is going to be so tight, i can't wait to destroy her insides with it

Nintendo always had top tier loli love, those faggots can't do shit about it.

>like clockwork nintendo fans are defending this

in other news water is wet

Be careful, monogatari lolis tend to bite

>not defending loli love
Where do you think you are?

>its some old merchant dude
Its a teen as well.
Stop spreading bullshit.

This is fucking weird. Anime is a mistake.

no u

monogatari lolis are just the best kind of slutty and smug lolis

Nathan Drake?

>lol its k, shes like 100 years old xD

I mean who wouldn't want to put his dick in a tight fresh 100 years old loli pussy, which comes with a delicious flat chest ?

>zora age at the same rate as hylians

are you ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED with aragorn and arwen then ? shes is literally thousands of years his senior and a different species

So the joke is that we should believe she is a child at first?

The joke is that a grown man wants to fuck a child but it turns out that the child is actually grown up too?

Nice joke haha

But he's a teenager too, you fucking retard.

Another day, another triggered faggot crying over BotW.

Ok he is a teenager, and she is like what? 5 years old, by the looks of it ( I know she is actually le 100 years old ) still, dub "joke" . japanese people are disgusting pedophiles. deal with it

She's not a human you braindead idiot. They live for hundreds of years.

>Americlap trying to understand satire

what? if you make a promise. you keep it. especially if it's for someone special

Its a fictional setting you fucking moron. Even if the devs say the creature is 10000 years old, they are still implying that those things are children.

Look at them, the way they look, the way their voice is, the way they talk..they are supposed to look like childern! Pre-teen children!

>but they live for hundreds of years...the lore is real life
God you fucking nerds disgust me

>normalfags will never stop getting buttblasted by loli

they just haven't been on Sup Forums for more than a week

It's almost like if you had no fucking clue of what you're talking about and you got triggered like a roastie retard. She is a teen.

Also I would think that the devs are a little more sensitive to western culture. So why not replacing the 100 year old baby with a grown up zora woman?

Tell me what was the creative choice here?
We are SUPPOSED to think that she is a child!
Thats disgusting enough

having a man fall in love with a 5 year old looking child even though she may be 100 years old is still not ok, why cant you fucks get it through your head?

So why not make her look different than the other Zora children? Are they all teens? Even the one that sings that silly song that leads to a shrine quest? Is she a teen too?

>arguing morals with people on Sup Forums

what is this satirising?

Gotta be fit to get the lolis

why wouldn't it be ok?
you sound like a closet pedo

I would say Mipha looks more like a "Teen". So why not go for a Mipha like design? Instead of a literal toddler

>Nice joke haha
Yeah, subversion of expectations is a popular staple of humor, you dimwit

he is a bossy little shit isnt he? this is why i dont approve of this kind of age gap the older one always treats the younger one like some sort of child

No, but she is. she didn't have her growth spurt yet.

This fucking pedo shit is disgusting, look at that fucking dude he was way too young for that sick zora fuck

I get that man, the implications here are just more disgusting than funny

Because Mipha was an adult.

>he

It's the girl that ordering the guy around. And she's like, 100 years old, so at this point the dude pretty much is just a child to her.

This, someone need to stop those predatory lolis.

well its still not acceptable even coming from her no ne should be allowed to talk to their partner that way its unacceptable and disgusting and the LITTLE BITCH FISH SHOULD BE LOCKED IN PRISON FOR THE REST OF HER FUCKING LIFE

bad translation?

it's perfectly acceptable. reddit or tumblr might agree with your flawed logic, though.

Are you literally too braindead to understand my point?

This is common sense. Only whats implied matters. If you make a 100 year old woman look like a child, you do it on purpose.

They did it to trigger retards like you that keep trying to force your arbitrary human laws onto everything.

..but the whole game is based on human laws!

Anime was a mistake...that's all I can say

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Because they dont actually play game.

But she's not grown up. She's a child. Doesn't matter she's like 100 years old Zoras age slower than humans. She is clearly prepubescent.

>literally think of the children
>even though she's not one
Fucking end yourself. Seriously.

>married woman complaining about being bored
>husband's likes "cuckoos" and only that
>talks about how she likes seeing other attractive men
>deals with a lot of arrows
>asks you to use your straight and hard one to make her feel good again
>her name is a slang for dick in Brazil

HYLIAN'D

so, is it okay to fuck Jack just because he looks like a 30 years old dude?

>Very funny
>Robin Williams is brilliant

Way to display how little a shit you give.

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I want redditgaf to leave

what isn't slang for dick in brazil? because I hear a new one every week

>Way to display how little a shit you give.
what?

It doesn't matter if she is or isn't an adult. What matters is that to the eyes of the merchant, she is a child. He may learn this later but since he is a human, and attracted to a girl of a different species that resemble a minor, he is a pedophile. Then again i haven't played the game.

He's a mouthbreathing redditor. Don't expect him to make sense.

He knows she's an adult, her race isn't a fucking mystery to him or anyone else in the game.

There was an episode of law & order about this. 18 year old with some genetic defect that didn't let her grow past puberty had a (much older) boyfriend who she wanted to have sex with and the cops were like "NO THIS IS PEDOPHELIA" and then got blown out in court

Loli is a body type, not an age.

She's a child, you retarded asshole motherfucker. She hasn't hit sexual maturity for her species, she's under age. She's a child. Pedo creeper, fuck off.

No, it does matter.

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>arbitrary human laws
>defending children from pedos like you
Gee, I wonder why we have those

Size difference is very cute

What exactly is wrong with wanting to love and cherish a cute little girl?

Because it is ok. You screeching your opinions at me won't change my mind.

how's your first week on Sup Forums OP?

What the fuck has this thread come to

I masturbated 3 times today already, can u guys stop?

>when clearly the age difference between is astounding
Yeah, how dare that Zora take advantage of such a younger man

when I read that this song started playing in my head
youtube.com/watch?v=NhttZz9lmpk

buttblasted normalfags, apparently

>allowed
>slave thinks allowance from others to do anything should be the norm like it is for him

>Sup Forums is full of pedos now
What the fuck happened?

Please rethink your prejudice towards vertically challenged females.

>>>>>>>>>>now

>yfw Aragorn is ~80 years old during the War of the Ring (events of the film).

Dat Numenor blood.

>now
first week on Sup Forums?

>ledditors are getting triggered by lolis again
Some things truly never change.

That was such a bullshit episode, I remember someone on here streaming it years ago
>Manhandles the shit out of the guy and arrests him for walking hand in hand with the girl
>Screaming at him and calling him a pedo even after confirming the girls an adult
>Ending scene is some dude punching the guy and the police just telling him to not do so and not arresting the fucking dude who assaulted him

>>her name is a slang for dick in Brazil
You're really gonna have to be more specific, we've got hundreds of those
Hell, I think it's easier to point out what isn't a slang for dick in Brazil