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Why Sup Forums hates David Cage?
Hunter Young
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Wyatt Ross
He produces walking simulators
>no loss conditions
>quick time events intermingled with "Press X to look at the thing"
And they are all terrible. Like what the fuck, he can't even get the story part of an INTERACTIVE STORY right.
Nathaniel Fisher
Detective Shelby called the police on himself
Christopher Murphy
He focuses on story and presentation when his stories and presentation values are both fucking awful.
Brandon Nguyen
because you need hight IQ for understand david cage games
Thomas Mitchell
he makes crappy game movie
until dawn was a pretty cool one for example
Easton Johnson
His games are bad and he can't write but people keep giving him money.
Ryder Smith
I don't.
>but muh movies!
Heavy Rain shits on everything Sup Forums likes to hype to death.
Ian Reyes
I hype the "ignore my wife while she nags me to help her with grocery simulator" genre whenever I can but after that the game fell off a cliff for me.
Leo Hernandez
Hate him? I fucking adore him. Man is a comedy genious.
Adam Davis
FUCKIN' ASSHOLE
Leo Collins
good lord that first video
Jose Fisher
He's a talentless hack and a creep.
Colton Clark
I unironically enjoyed Beyond. I don't know why.
Jace Phillips
That nude model was a nice thing to have.
Nolan Hall
David cage is a hack but I still maintain indigo prophecy had one of the strongest videogame opening's . well, atleast until the game shits the bed and you realize nothing matters
Parker Sanders
I actually love him. I've spent way too many hours laughing at lets plays of his 'games'
Heavy rain is especially hilarious for some reason
Jacob Taylor
>eat a tylonal and sip a beer
>game over
THANK YOU DAVID CAGE
Sebastian Barnes
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Literally nothing matters
Luke Martin
Diner level is pretty good.
Jeremiah Miller
The chase scene is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in a video game
Robert Barnes
>video games are cinematic experiences
Hudson Hill
I dont hate him because im not autistic but his games are boring
Julian Powell
I lost at the chickens
Jonathan Martinez
How hype are you? Finally have a reason to use my PS4.
Jaxson Russell
Anyone that knows anything about story writing hates him.
Asher Rivera
Silence isn't a song asshole.
Benjamin Thomas
They have no emotions
Julian Rivera
I don't think about him at all
Caleb Jones
This, that opening is pretty good but it starts going downhill when your doing parkour in your workplace to avoid giant bugs or some shit, and completely falls apart when you start doing flying kung-fu battles against a mayan.