Autistic things you do while playing vidya

>lose a match
>grab blanket and put it over my head
>put on my pair of black gloves that I keep next to my lotion
>imagine that I'm a sith lord and point the palm of my hand towards the screen
>open the profile of someone that I lost to and use the force to destroy his pc
>block them just in case it actually worked

You too, huh?

Depending on the game, pissing in bottles. I put the cap on them and throw them in the garbage though, so it's not that bad.

Everyone does this, retard

Count 1,2,3 up to 9, then 21,22,23 up to 29. Lock it, initialize and count consecutive double numbers like 124816 and more, then put a frame counting 3 per tempo, until I make it double and invert the colors, and Im ready to go. More than autism is a preparation for mental sharpness

>put on my pair of black gloves that I keep next to my lotion

>that I keep next to my lotion

Sure you do

>open game
>browse Sup Forums while it loads
>end up browsing Sup Forums for hours
>close game

>lose a match
>consider why I lost and try to improve upon my shortcomings
I've got a real problem.

>Do that
>Never actually improve

I should have never tried fighting games.

guilty

>doesn't just blame lag or accuse people of cheating
You really are an autist.

>Play tome on adventurer mode
>Usually restart the first time I die anyway

In frustration I once tossed my hands in the air and said "Fucking Ebin, simply ebin!"

MARRRRRRRRRGE YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEAAAAAART

>commentate my gameplay like I'm a lets player
>think up new topics for each "episode"
>never upload any of it

>doto
>keep a podcast/talk show during ranked games and mute characters and mic speak
>my number of doter games are measured by how many podcast episodes I can listen to
It's become a ritual at this point

>>block them just in case it actually worked
That got me.

I grab my dildo and hit my own face with it until I respawn, pretending it's my opponent dick and while moaning on the mic all the time.

I play videogames

I do this but I don't actually record anything. I just talk to myself

On certain games I play, if the game is the type that can immerse me, I tend to make food that would fit in the game's setting. Doesn't have to be from the game, I just try to style on it.

Like New Vegas, I try to make Tex-mex based foods, like Frito Pies, with a coke. For STALKER, bread and sausages with water and later vodka if I feel like getting drunk.


For Rising Storm 2, when I play with my friends for a long night, I get banh mi and pho from the place across the street.

>playing healer
>wear my thigh high socks, panties and japanese schoolgirl uniform
>insert my buttplug
>fap everytime I heal someone

In team games where I'm playing with randoms, when our team wins, I like to go on voice chat and enthusiastically say "Good job guys, you all did great!" and then sneak in right at the end "except you, , you sucked." then leave the voice chat.

at least now I know I'm not the only autist who does this

I do vidya saga marathons sometimes to the point of insanity, this happened to me late august
>playing MGS marathon, day 2 non stop
>middle of the night
>sudden feel of dread looms over me like if I'm about to fall into lucid dreaming but not yet
>hear heavy breathing near me, wonder if it's me so I hold my breath
>breathing continues
>cat is sleeping but his breathing is really quiet
>breathing gets louder and heart is beating right out of my chest
>check window but there's noone
>decide to sleep and interrupt my unhealthy marathon

this but I don't record myself

This
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Whenever I take a break from vidya, I make autism threads starting with a Simpsons image.

i've seen your videos on pornhub before you faggot

Were you born in 2004?

>if I get killed, ragdoll, staggered, combo'd or jump high I "quote" a video game death sound effect

It's usually the weird grunts in Oblivion when you get hit for deaths and Quakes HUH for super jumps.

Whenever I play a game I always pretend that I am streaming the game to Twitch. I like to talk about topics with myself and talk to chat who aren't real.

why not just stream on twitch?

I don't have the equipment too and I don't wanna be laughed at for being bad at games

they don't come for the games they come for you and if you have a ps4 you can stream from that

I don't have many games on my PS4 and my internet is horribly so streaming would be a nightmare.

well if you ever get good internet and buy video games why not give it a shot the worst that could happen is you kill yourself from the insults hurled at you from strangers on the internet

I would absolutely love to someday. Playing vidya while talking about topics with a group of people would be pretty comfy.

I kinda do this too, but with I feel its more of me just thinking out loud. Streaming sounds fun though, not sure how to go about doing it.

>complement people on their skill after hard duel no matter if I win or loose
>give unironic tips to guys I beat