Why are gen one pokemon so creepy?

Why are gen one pokemon so creepy?

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Thanks for posting my favorite Pokemons OP.

Why are those your favorite? They'd probably try to kill you in your sleep if you met them.

They dont kill you they just eat dreams as nourishment

Oh seems legit. I don't know if I can say the same about hypno though. Judging from his original description that was removed:

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I wish they weren't so shit in battle.

Because back then people where not a fucking ultra sensible pussy like you.

>those nsfw images of Hypno using hypnosis on women and groping them

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Woah I never said it was a problem. I like the lore in gen 1 best.

>no reference to mating press in the dex

Cringe

Nothing from the old internet is cring it's just "dated"

Did you just try using "sensible" as an insulting term?

Honestly I just thought they were ugly rather than creepy, even as a kid

>healslut gf is into hypnosis
It's a fun thing to do, man.

>old internet
>creepy pasta
Underageb&

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No, anything before 2016 is the old internet. The nu-internet began in 2016

haven't you noticed how different everything was starting with 2016?

the internet changed

drastically

>reddit spacing

>He's not a voluntaristic irrationalist
Pussy.

the Gen 1 dex did the best job at sending the message that the creatures have their own messed up ecosystem going. not to say that some of the newer ones are bad though, in fact Gen 7 seems to want to tap into that old style along with balancing some more comedic ones in with them as well

Why aren't they talking about how hypno literally rapes children

Gen 7 ups it.
>As a matter of course, it makes anyone it meets fall asleep and has a taste of their dreams. Anyone having a good dream, it carries off.

Oy vey these pokemon need to be deleted from the lore for being racist caricatures.

I sorta assumed the later Pokemons getting weirder/darker pokedex descriptions was due to all of those CLICK HERE TO SEE """REALISTIC""" POKEMON type things. It's not exactly a secret that normies love grittier pokemon, for some reason.

Kek

>using "reddit spacing" as an insult

Found the redditor

Kidnapping doesn't equate rape you retarded woman.

well now that you mention it, some of them are going into creepypasta territory

Kys kiddo, the millenial-age (people like you) destroyed the internet, after 2007 internet went to shit.

wtf is wrong with nintendo

>gen one
There's some in every gen.

Shedinja is so fucking cute holy shit

>it's real
the fuck? pretty cringy that they're pandering to creepypastafags this hard

Japs love their spirits, and it makes sense.

they always have hypno was the beginning

It really isn't that creepy, hardly even pg-tier material

This is 5 feet tall and 27 pounds

i'd love to hug it if it didn't mean throwing up my guts out because its dust is poisonous

>tfw your pokemon watches rick and morty

So why can it only learn 4 moves, and how come it can forget moves to learn more?

Gen1 poke'mon were monsters and had lore and mannerisms depicting them as such.

Those are the ones who didn't watch rick and morty

Because they're male feminists.

>IQ of 5000
>gets captured and trained by an 10 year-old with relative ease
kek

Pokemon world is a scary place. All these beasts have the potential to kill you. Even Pidgey and Spearow from episode 1 could have killed Ash.

The kids are given pokemon at that age so they can protect themselves and be independent.

>Gen 1
>as if this trait is exclusive to Gen 1 pokemon

maybe because your frame of reference is so narrow, you casual.

can't capture 'em when they're at peak evolution like that fampie, you gotta get them when they're weak and vulnerable as an Abra or when they're still learning their tricks as a Kadabra

Gen 7's dex entries are actually pretty great, unfortunately not all Pokemon get entries.
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pokemon IQ is measured different than human IQ, it just means it's smarter than other pokemon and watches rick & morty.

How is he not God Emperor of the pokemon world then?

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>Hypno is basically a fat old man so gets the most rape art

What is wrong with the japs and their obsession with fat old men fucking young women?

hes too smart for politics

>used to be cute and then turn into a badass zombie bug motherfucker
>now both are just cutsey bugs
I mean that's fine but I still prefer badass parasect a little more than cute parasect. He's still my favorite

Why

In Alola it outright states that Parasect has died and is being moved by the fungus parasitizing the body.
>"The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving."

>Dodrio: One of the two heads of a doduo splits in half and that's the third head. They have three brains and independent personalities
Magnaton: Literally three magnetite stuck together due to electromagnetic waves, the waves also fuse their brains into one. They're not three times smarter, they're just using one brain
Dugtrio: Not actually 3 digletts, its one diglett that is a conjoined triplet

What even is this?Slowpokes are also weird, since they never actually change. Its just the shellder that changes

Slowbro: Shellder turns into that spiral shell to suck nutrients out of the slowpoke better. Slowpoke becomes stronger as its body becomes resistant to shellder's poisons due to exposure.
Slowking: Becomes as smart as leading scientists because shellder poison unlocks the hidden potential in its brain.

Both their pokedex entries say that a slowbro/king go back to normal if you take the shell away too

omg this is supposed to be for KIDS??! XD

symbiotic relationships man

Hypno is the fat faceless old man of pokemon.

hypno porn is in a league of it's own.

i want to know why they wanted to make a parallel to it all of a sudden
>both are fungus that prey on others
>same BST
>Ultra Moon mentions that the two compete in a land grab for more land to spore up

man, i'll never not be mad that they wrote all these new pokedex entries for older pokemon and then just left half of them out

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i guess they liked the idea

they are clearly pandering to creepypasta now because they see it as good advertising

everyone knows word of mouth is the best advertising

Exeggcute is literally a "swarm".

It's their equivalent of the blacked meme, both being a commentary on the respective societies they come from.

Yeah, and the quality of the entries save for a few are really good. Ironically enough there's a sizable chunk of Pokemon you CAN catch in the games (e.g. Altaria) but they have no entries since you can only catch them in wormholes.

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>tfw beheeyem's dex entry

Forgot pic

Exeggcute refers to a collective of seed egg pokemon, so what do you call an individual? Not only that, what happens if you take or add members to the swarm?

mah nigga, came into this thread thinking of those, hope exh got them cause I don't want to use booru.

The best.

>Small pokemon drown in its bubble
>It protects vulnerable and weak pokemon
>stores subdued prey in the bubble
>stores things of value in the bubble
WHICH IS IT
FUCKING DECIDE

>the millenial-age (people like you)
How old are you

and since it takes a swarm to evolve into exeggutor and it has far less heads than there are individuals among the initial exeggcute swarm do the heads have a hive mind from the combined individual eggs that formed to make it?

lol

lol

I choose to believe it decides everything belongs to it and just forces random shit into its bubble. If it dies, its food. If it doesn't die it'll protect it because its future food

It's a trick

If you shove 100 exeggcute in a room, would they all combine to form an omega exeggutor?

you cant capture an Alakazam thou

I don't know how many individual eggs are in an exeggcute horde? Why is a horde of pokemon different than a swarm?

So why does an Alakazam get affected by Amnesia?

What are some pokemon that would be outside on a rainy day?

>the journal in the USUM school about the girl that was kidnapped by Hypno and Drifloon

>Hypno gets tons of hypnosis porn
>They make a new pokemon that also focuses on hypnosis, but they make it dark type, and give it fucking tentacles
>Gets barely any porn

>Way later, make a fucking glass jellyfish that sucks on people's heads
>Already has a lot of great porn, most being corruption

Why did Malamar fail so hard while Hypno and Nihilego fucked the entire female pokemon trainer populace?

>2001-2006=music is changing

>the story of the pokemon adventure

it doesn't evolve and get its 5000 IQ until it's already been captured and traded to another trainer

Because Nihilego did it in the games and Hypno's had 20 years of infamy to build it up.

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Have you ever seen an Alakazam in the wild?

>the fat faceless old man of pokemon.

Nani the fuck

Isn't that a fan game