Postal 2

Why is this one of the few games I can replay every year and never get bored of?

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Come on dudes get in here and chat. About to watch the Uwe Boll movie

Recently got this on steam and can't get into it. Why are people chasing me for getting my paycheck? The fuck is even going on in this game.

No love for Postal 2 on Sup Forums? The fuck is this

Which difficulty are you playing? Nobody should be chasing or attacking you unless you do something illegal.

The game is just a week in the life of the Postal Dude. You go around running errands and crazy ridiculous shit ensues. It's the perfect game to play while throwing back a few beers

The kick button.
If that wasn't there, Postal 2 wouldn't be good.

Why do you say that?

Gues Postal 2 truly is a dead game ... RIP you fucking pinko

I think its the amount of interactivity with the environment and its unique identity

The main character is fucking lame and ugly and so is the voice acting. All the quests are "run to x and get y" and kill everything on the way.

the social political commentary in this game hasn't been any more relevant than it is today

What's the best arsenal mod which works with the mots recent version?
I remember using AW7 ,but isn't that integrated now?

Postal Dude is the best thing about the game though

You can play the entire game without killing any civilians

Not sure bro, I only play vanilla. If you have any suggestions let me know.

freaking pinko.

because it's intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>too autisitc to understand basic satire
Must be hard

we need games like this more than ever

I love this game because I'm a sick piece of shit at heart.
did you know you can make piss waterfalls by abusing the liquid physics?

>it got banned in my country before I got buy Lost in Paradise
Moralfags with any power whatsoever make me sad.

Hello fellow germanistani.
At least we can pirate it.

I agree 100%

I think it would be fucking amazing if Running With Scissors did a true sequel to Postal 2. Even if it was the same graphics and gameplay mechanics as the base game I'd be happy.

The amount of shit they could satirize in this day and age is huge. They could have radical feminists/SJWs as a group to fight, ISIS as another, alt right/make Mercia great again supporters. It would be amazing

This game is so fucking stupid and vile, I love it.

Really? Had no clue but now I need to try this

paradise lost* ofc

Can't you pirate it?

didn't they release a dlc for postal 2 somewhat recently?

It's just straight up dumb fun. It doesn't take itself seriously and aims to just be a demented twisted silly game. It's one of the few genuine experiences in gaming out there where you can tell the developers just didn't give a shit and made exactly what they wanted to make.

You can play the entire game without killing anyone minus the expansion.

A couple years ago, but it's the same game basically just slightly reskinned in an apocalyptic theme and you play the game backwards basically. Different objectives and events but set in the same world. Some of the best DLC to come out since Undead Nightmare for RDRedemption

Yeah I agree.

>Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

We need less bullshit in the video game industry today, I hate seeing games that are clearly pandering to the mass social political climate (ie. Wolfenstein the new colossus). We need games like Postal 2 that are not designed to pander or appeal to a wide audience

I'm sorry.

>Shiet!

Sign the petition or I'll follow you home and murder your dog

this but unironically

Passionate studios like Running with Scissors are pretty rare. Especially today.

You guys probably get a boner when you light a girl on fire and then piss on her not quite dead body. Not like me, no sir.

>go to church
>gets attacked by afghans
>next time zou visit it turned into a mosque
had a good kek

To everyone who isn't familiar with the game; the game knows it's bad and plays on this as a joke.

The content is repetitive and stupid because it's satire. I have 170+ hours between the original and paradise lost and somehow I keep coming back to play, what always entertained me most was the gore system for the time and the really dark humor.

The devs are one of the best things about the game as well since they are still updating it from 2004

it's a sandbox

I'm up there with just over 120. Can't get enough of this game and I keep looking for more games like it but always come up short.

Any suggestions for games similar to this?

also i hate the new weapons they added, so unbalanced
postal 1/redux > postal 2 anyway

It's also repetitive and stupid because it's mocking the mundane daily grind of our lives as people living in society. It's an excellent piece of satire and is under appreciate by a lot of people (even though it has an overwhelmingly positive rating on steam).

I agree about the new weapons. I prefer the original game to all the recent add-ons.

Honestly there isn't many. There isn't a lot of companies that are cool like RWS to make such a game. My suggestions are the obvious ones, probably Hatred and Postal Redux/Postal Classic

it's the closest thing we get to a Falling Down video game

Postal 2 is like an 8/10 for me

I've played postal classic and redux, is hatred actually worth it though? Seems just plain edgy without any of the humour or satire.

Definitely, Michael Douglas kicks ass in that movie

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...you thought Postal was funny? (not counting the special delivery levels)

>they fucking animated these in the remake
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It's good, worth 9.99 at least. See if it goes on sale for holiday atleast.

It is funny you tasteless twat

>It is funny you tasteless twat
He was talking about Postal 1. It's anything but funny.

the promo material is kinda funny in a way i guess

they predicted the beta uprising

I've never been able to play it once. I last about an hour going "Hurr, pee. Penis is out!" and then the bad gunplay and level design lose me. Doing stupid shit in GTA is better since at least the gameplay is marginally better there.

my fault senpai. Yeah Postal 1 is dark as shit but the dude's lines were still pretty funny. It was great when he would say "Buckwheaat" as a kill line

The postal dude's lines are pretty funny.

No, I was referring to Postal 2. I wanted more games like postal 2, not Postal 1

the dude isn't saying these lines, it's literally a voice in his head

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>piss on a donut
>drop it in front of a cop
>he eats it
>vomits

I always enjoyed this theory as well

the volume slider for it is literally named DEMON in the original game

spoopy

pretty sure it used to be canon. original artwork for postal dude looked more like a troubled kid

so strange that this came out before columbine

>postal was released (and dubbed!) in japan
For what purpose

I always thought this was confirmed but then in postal 2 the same voice is used to voice the dude who actually does talk in the game.

This always set me off from believing it

no idea, but the japanese demon voice is awesome

i think RWS had no idea it even existed, which is odd

postal 2 literally has a grave that says "POSTAL'S STORYLINE" on it

must be all the secrets fucking everywhere. As trashy as this game is, it sure does reward exploration better than most.

it's not like the two are really connected unless we can believe that the dude massacred an entire town then somehow got released from the asylum, married some hog and moved to Paradise.

>The devs are one of the best things about the game as well since they are still updating it from 2004
can confirm, I did some beta-testing for them a couple years ago when they started updating postal 2 again. RWS are fucking awesome and really nice people.

I remember the first time I saw this game. I was 11 and it was the first gorey video game I had ever seen.

I walked into a computer repair store with my mom as a kid and the one employee who was a young guy (probably the bosses son) was showing me games on a computer while my mom was getting help. He opened up a game and started pissing on people and throwing diseased cow heads. I thought it was the coolest thing ever but didn't know the title. My mom then rushed over and awkwardly pulled me away.

When I was 18 I was looking at Steam and saw Postal 2. Downloaded it because I like sick twisted shit and realized it was the game that the computer repair guy had shown me years earlier. It was a memory burned into my mind and this is a game that I will always love.

its actually fucking great!

Of course it did, after columbine nobody would've had the balls to make a game like this other than future edgy indie devs

This makes perfect fucking sense in the postal universe

How did you get to do beta testing?

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would you buy a goat milk for 5$

Yeah man, it's definitely one of the better video game adaptations. Uncle Dave's cult castle alone makes it.

this time a meme spouting faggot is actually right. The game is all of those things and it's great. Hail Postal 2 in all of it's immaturity and nihilism.

Just picked up my Postal XX 20 year anniversary edition as well as a t-shirt and snap back to go with it

it's the only one of his movies that not only entertained me, but actually was close to the source material. I still remember watching Alone in the Dark for the first time on a local TV station called Pink TV.

i'd buy this if it was DRM free but it's not

King uwe boll found one game for movie that even him cant ruin.

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Did they fix the controls in the new remake of Postal 1? I tried playing it more than once before and the controls are just not worth the annoyance.

It's twin stick

Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead were travesties. I remember seeing House of the Dead in theatres and just thought it was complete fucking garbage. Absolutely nothing like my favourite arcade games

Wait really? Fuck, should've done my research. I thought it was all on disc without the use of a steam client or anything.

Oh well, it's cool to have either way

there was a thread on facepunch about the new updates and some of the devs joined to talk to everyone, then asked for some volunteers

they even went as far as to fix them in the original. big issue though is that when you fire your shotgun the dude stops dead in his tracks which makes it awful. good thing its open source now.

Good thing your mum pulled you away from the corrupting influence of that game, because in 15 years you could have ended up on a far-right anime fetish forum.

What a legend. He was laughed out of the film industry and sabotaged by every critic. Even if it was deserved at least he was able to beat the shit out of a couple assholes who ruined him.

It's a shit game that was unique for it's time. GTAV does everything better.

time for you to leave bud

t. uwe

even pissing in peoples mouths so they puke? Can you douse out fires with your piss? What about drawing shit with gasoline then finishing your artwork by setting it on fire?

>Edgy, albeit possible with trevor
>Edgy
>This is actually possible