Video Game Canon

>Link has no dick

What are some other unknown video game canon?

>Link has no dick
Is that why gamers always see themselves as him?

bowser has seen peach nude several times, mario never has

HEHE

He got wide hips for a guy.

nintendo has literally never done anything like this i think they have been taken over by pedofiles

Has someone uploaded the art book?
I'm 100% buying it day 1 if nobody scans it beforehand.

>pedofiles

pedro spotted

meaty thighs

>Tfw 10 out of 10 boypussy

I thought everyone saw themselves fucking him?

no shlong but no cooter either. Just what the hell is it?

cuntboi confirmed

>unknown
>is clearly known
what did he mean by this?

what is it about fucking peach, she's just a fucking blonde with blue eyes it's so baseline, why's she so fucking irresistable?

Mario is a literal cuck that chases a whore and abandoned the only girl who likes him.

>see themselves as him
Remove soy from your diet

Link is a thiccboi

He LITERALLY has an hourglass figure.

>no dick
>birthing hips
>thunder thighs

Is Link...a girl?

>胸筋の下には、シャドウがしっかり入らない
what is this autism

Unsurprising. Link in Breath of the Wild doesn't look or sound like a man anyway.

What does the moonrunes mean

He's a cuntboy

That's "man with vagina" to you normie types

he's like the anti kylo ren

>what is it about fucking peach, she's just a fucking blonde with blue eyes it's so baseline, why's she so fucking irresistable?
She's the most prominent classical princess to save of this generation and the archetpye is just appealing on some level.

People here and in Tumblr want to fuck him, reddit and other shitholes like gamespot see themselves as link.

>

Bueno

its canon that volnutt has seen roll and tronne naked

bowser personally went up to each Yoshi, forced him to lay an egg, then trapped him in said egg

You take his old life, his fish fiance and his dick?

Fuck you Zelda. Fuck you.

fiancée

Holy shit i'm crying

Those proportions are so fucking weird, jesus christ. Don't you need to study human bodies before becoming a professional artist?

>human males all have comicbook V-taper

lmao

Professional means "gets paid for it"

So no. You don't have to study anything. There's no gatekeepers guarding the profession from the untalented masses getting paid for shitty art.

Princess Daisy is faster than Shadow the Hedgehog.

What's Canon is that he repeatedly fucked and bred Zelda.

I see myself as him being fucked by men

Spotted the Horizon Zero Awards fag

>those babylegs

Lookin real jacked baby

haha

lmao kek

What does it say? You expect even half of us to read moon to answer you?

WAIT A MINUTE

It's the fucking dick sucking lips

Built like a brick shithouse

THAT CARD

>bowser has seen peach nude several times, mario never has
Explain.

link is twink. shadows under the pecs would make him look too swole.

peach was forced to wear a wedding dress in odessy

There's no reason to draw a cock or balls but it still bothers me that they didn't for some reason. He looks like a Ken doll. I guess whoever drew that didn't want to have to draw a detailed set of privates or something.

My preferred term is Bonus Hole Boy.

Goombas or whatever were attending her saw her naked. Do you not understand weddings?

Psycho mantis has a tiny pp

Maybe it gets bigger when he pulls on it.

>Auron
>Yuna
>Random guitar chick
>Gordon Freeman

being Bowser's minion is the best job ever.

Because she rules over the Mushroom Kingdom. She has a lot of power, and Bowser seeks to overthrow the Mushroom Kingdom. If there's no princess to rule the kingdom, the kingdom is in chaos.

>ywn never get Rosalina drunk and hook up at the wedding reception

Based Kylo
No wonder Rei was so thrirsty for his big dark lightsaber.

I doubt she drinks

Just like people who praise Zelda.

>Gordon
Every fucking time

I bet Samus can knock some back.

>Bridesmaids
>Fancy elegant dresses
>Groomsmen
>Just whatever you were wearing at the time

Samus lives a harsh life alone in space, alcohol is the only thing keeping the sadness away

holy fuck, this. How do I get a body like a computer engineered Adonis?
>with no penis

i lol'd

Is this Zach/Cody?

These body proportions are shit, whate the hell were they thinking?
Link looks like he has dwarfism in this game.

zelda character proportions have literally always been weird looking.

How fitting. It's not like there would be anywhere to stick it.

>cuntboy

Isn't that just a chick without tits?

nice headcanon thread

Depends but mostly yeah
>facial hair
>shoulder span
>voice

The protagonists looked normal, at least. Perhaps the mild imperfections in proportion were passable because characters varied a lot in design, instead of they all having the same bodies and a different mii head like in Breath of the Wild.

Worst, said default hylian male body is a lot taller than Link, making him less than just a manlet. Sure, he's know for being short, but Nintendo made him fucking deformed in this game. He looks like a literal dwarf (real life dwarf, as a congenital sickness, not the fantasy counterpart).

He doesn't look all that weird in game.

sometimes, i pull it so hard, i rip the skin

The Ocarina guys always looked alright to me. Real people don;t all look the same, that'sa given.

It's just in TP this goes beyond logical realism and NPC's started looking more like they were inbred or run over by a truck or something. I can;t explain it.

Is this the kid from the shows?

Twilight Princess was loyal to the design of varied characters, but the peculiar style of the game may have clashed with the caricature characters, sometimes coming of as "creepy". Maybe the low renders of n64 may have contributed to the characters looking alright, even if they were bizarre.

Every 3D Zelda game, has varied characters until Breath of the Wild. Now there is a "default male hylian body", "default hylian kid body" "default gerudo body" and so on. Can't blame them much as there are many more characters now to animate, but there's the unfortunate consequence of them not being memorable. I remember from Ocarina the potion seller, the bug buyer, Dampé, the "people are disgusting" guy - I remember almost no one from Breath of the Wild.

And if they didn't fuck up the NPCs bodies in botw, why did they fuck up Link, the fucking protagonist? He looks stunted, like a hobbit, like someone with 1,40m of height.

>mfw someone saved my censored edit
It's an abstract sort of feel.

how do you think peach got changed into her wedding dress that bowser made for her? Certainly not on her own will

Link looks fine in-game, other than being smaller than everyone else. His legs aren't anywhere near as short and chunky as in OP's pic. He almost looks like he has BotW Zora legs in that pic. His shoulders and the rest of his body is much better proportioned in-game, too.

That's literally a woman's figure. What the fuck?

that doesn't mean he watched her naked, he may just put her in a room she couldn't escape and told her to change clothes or else he will kill a toad or something like that.

Why do you think he looks so great in the Gerudo outfit?

More like a chimpanzee's figure. Look at those fucking long arms.

She's possibly the only person with a vagina in the mushroom kingdom.
Every other female has a cloaca or reproduces with a cloud of spores.

what they should have done is drawn underwear that would be the logical solution that wouldn't look as weird

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Fuck this is my fetish. I wish it was focused more around cute androgynous boys instead of overtly male characters though.

I don't think you understand what a reference sheet is.

I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE

He's not a human, he can look however they want him to

where's it from?

I recognize that bulge